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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Crossed Swords (S01E01)

"- I just decided. - But it's half mine."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We partners, ain't we? And I want to sell."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- We'll take it! We'll take it! - Stop it. Listen to me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We gonna to put that thing up for auction. That's what we gonna do."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm awfully sorry to take so long here, but you see, my partner and I..."
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"we've decided not to sell at this particular time."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I think he's making a mistake too. I told you, Lamont."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We'll take it! We'll take it!"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We will continue the auction with lot number 695 in your catalog."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's us."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It is a Meissen pastoral scene byJ.J. Kaendler, made in 1743."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"600? 600 in the rear. 650?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"650. Thank you so much. May I have 7?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Will someone say 700?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I don't hear nobody sayin' nothin'. - They don't."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You gotta watch 'em like hawks. See, they just makin' signs..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Yes, I will. - 700. Will someone say 700?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Sev... Ah, the gentleman in the rear bids 700."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Thank you so much."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen, what you doin', biddin' on your own stuff?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- 750 in the front. Thank you so much. - See?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"May I have 800? Will someone say 800?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"800 it is. Thank you so much. Any advance on 800?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"825 in the front. Thank you. 850. Do I hear 850?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"850 it is. Thank you so much."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"875? May I have 875?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Will someone give me 875?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"900. Will someone give me 900?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"May I... 900 it is."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"925. Do I hear 925? May I have 925?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Thank you so much. 975. Will someone give me 975?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"975 it is. 1,000."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"May I have 1,000 for this beautifully rendered porcelain?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Get away from me! We should've been doin' this from the start..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"and you should've been workin' the other side of the room."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You should've took the money the guy offered in the store."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Just get out of here. - You big dummy."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"1,000. J.J. Kaendler made in 1743."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"$1,000. 1,000 it is."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"1,100. Will someone give me 1,100?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"May I have $1,100, please? $1,100."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"1,100 it is. 1,200. $1,200. Do I hear 1,200?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"1,200 it is. 1,300. May I have 1,300?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"1,500. 1,500. Who will offer me $1,500?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I don't think I want it. - Why not? That's a great piece."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I don't know that much about antiques, but that's a fine-lookin' piece."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I won't bid anymore, honest. - You sure?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Positive."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- 1,500 it is. - Thank you. Thank you very much."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You see, I kinda got carried away. Thank you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"2,000. Thank you. The bid is $2,000."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You numskull."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You bungling, fumbling, clumsy, amateurish numskull."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"$2,000. You bid $2,000..."
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"after I got that jerk standing next to me to take it for 1,500."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Sorry, Lamont. You said that was the way to get the price up, so I got it up."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What do you know about bidding? Who asked you to get into it?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, you still got the piece. You just bought it off yourself."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And what about the ten percent commission they charged me, huh?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I had to pay them $200 for the privilege of bringing that thing home again."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Do you know what that does to our saving account, Pop?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, all I can say is..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I won't be around to bother you much longer."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Don't start that again."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I mean it. One of these days, I'll be going to join your mother."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And you'll be on your own. Old Pop won't be around to spoil things for you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You'll be free. You hear that, Elizabeth?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm comin' to join you, honey"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, I hope I croak tonight."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Then it'll be on your conscience. It's all your fault anyway."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You just greedy."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I don't want to talk about it no more. - Me either."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"First thing tomorrow morning, I'm getting out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Well, go ahead. Who needs you? And take this old piece of junk..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It slipped."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"It slipped right out of my hands. You know my arthritis."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- It was an accident, honest. - Bull!"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You dropped that thing 'cause you knew it was gonna get me out of here."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Now I can't sell it, so I'll have to stay. That's what you was thinkin'."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'm still gettin' out of here, and I'm going right now."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hey, Lamont, listen. Wait a minute, boy. Listen to me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- What are you doing? - I just told you, I'm leaving."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll be around here tomorrow morning to pick up the rest of my stuff."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You gonna leave me without my truck? You can't do that to me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"All right. I'll bring this thing back once I'm settled."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You'll get your old truck. You satisfied?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But it slipped. Slipped right out of my hand."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Don't you believe me?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"All I know is that you broke it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You're holding me back here. If I stay here, I'll never get married."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll never get anywhere. I'll end up an old, broken-down junk dealer like you."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- I've got to get out of here. - But we in business together."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"We're partners. You don't wanna break that up, do you?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"But if we're not runnin' the business the way you like it..."
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"- can't we talk about it tomorrow? - It's too late for that."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Listen, listen, son."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Why don't I go inside and fix us some supper?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I'll fix us some ham hocks and red beans and some neck bones and rice."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Then we can watch a little television and turn in..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I know you got plans."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"You got plans. You oughta see 'em through."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And Lord knows I don't want to stand in your way."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"So what'll it be, son? The ham hocks or the neck bones?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
""By the time you read this..."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I will be with your mother in that great junkyard in the sky."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I think it's better this way."
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"I ain't decided how I'm gonna do it."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"I was gonna use that World War I rifle..."
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"but my arm was too short to point it at myself and pull the trigger."
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"I think it's better this way. ""
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hello, Operator, get me the police."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Hello, Police? Listen, I just found a note that my father left me."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"That's right, a suicide note."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"His name is Fred Sanford."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"He's about five-eight, not too much hair."
Sanford and Son (1972)
"And, oh, yeah, did I tell you he's black?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"What? How much does he weigh?"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"Uh, I'd say about 180."
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"193."
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