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Clips from Sanford and Son (1972) - Crossed Swords (S01E01)

"No one could be sweeter"
Sanford and Son (1972)
"- Then don't touch it. - Don't touch it! Don't touch it!"
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"- Well, what's in it? - You'll see."
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"Didn't I tell you... Never mind."
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"- Now, listen... - Get the funnel."
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"I mean, are you runnin' this joint or aren't you?"
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"playing checkers and eatin' grits."
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"That is the best thing we got, and I want to keep it looking good."
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"I read in the paper the other day: "Wife dies, the mate follows. ""
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"And to tell you the truth..."
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"I said no! Now get out of here!"
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"I guess you're having number 16. Come out and help me unload this truck."
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"When I was a kid, there was seven of us in the family."
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"Wore 'em out up to the name on the ankle."
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"Now, there's the difference right there between a junk dealer, which is you..."
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"and that includes crockery."
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"You are crockery."
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"I got to thinkin', Pop, that sad old lady, she didn't know."
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"An old, ugly white woman?"
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"Big dummy? Fifteen dollars for an antique piece?"
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"No, listen! Next thing, he'll be calling us "boy. ""
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"Very interesting. Where did you get this?"
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"And they sell for a whole lot of money, right?"
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"Yeah, ol'J.J."
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"Listen, if he's willin' to give us 850 bucks for that..."
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"We'll take it! We'll take it!"
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"Now, you'll get your share and a lot more if we do it my way."
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"- I'm awfully sorry for your time. - I think you're making a mistake."
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"I told you to get the money."
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"May I have... $400 it is. Thank you. 450? 450. 500?"
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"with their heads and their hands, just little body movements."
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"Do I hear 700? 700. May I have 700?"
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"You should've took that offer at the store. You won't get that much here."
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"875 it is."
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"925 for the... 925 it is!"
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"Well, it's up to you, dummy."
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"Will someone offer me $1,000 for this beautiful Meissen porcelain?"
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"1,300 it is."
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"Fair warning. $2,000 going once, going twice..."
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"Sold!"
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"Well, who asked you, huh? You don't know nothin' about auctions."
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"- Faker? You callin' me a faker? - That's right."
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"I told you to take the money in the store the guy offered."
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"But no, you had to have more. More. Give me more."
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"Well, you're wrong."
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"I should've done it a long time ago."
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"But what... what about my truck?"
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"Can't you understand the partnership is over?"
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"and tomorrow we can talk about it some more."
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"Quick. This is an emergency."
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"Don't do it, Pop. Please don't do it."
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"What does he look like?"
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"Right. Put that down. He's black."
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"Mo... Mornin'"
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"Than my sweetie when I meet her"
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"In the mornin'"
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"Mornin'"
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"In the mornin'"
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"Hello, Lamont. I thought I heard you, son."
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"- What did I just say? - Don't touch what's on the front seat."
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"Well, what's eatin' you?"
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"What were you doing in there, man, preparing for another concert tour?"
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"You and Fats Domino. You just go on and on, don't you?"
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"Geemonetty. What a talent. What a gift."
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"- All in them ten dirty little fingers. - What are you talkin' about, huh?"
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"I'm talkin' about you sittin' around here all day..."
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"getting your jollies on that piano..."
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"while I'm out there in that jungle, slavin' my guts out."
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"Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. Go get me the funnel."
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"Now, if you done retired, just tell me."
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"I mean, that's okay. Just let me know..."
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"and I'll find you an old folks' home where you can sit around all day..."
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"- You finished? - Yeah, just about."
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"One of these days, I'm gonna split this joint, man."
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"I'm gettin' sick and tired of doing all the work, while you play that piano."
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"Boy, I wasn't playin' that piano. I was cleaning that piano."
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"And I do run this joint, and I work just as hard as you do, maybe harder."
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"- I do. - Go see if we got any bourbon."
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"Sortin', arrangin', sellin'."
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"I coordinate here. I coordinate everything in here."
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"Oh, wow. Say, Lamont, what does your old man do?"
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"Why, my old man is a coordinator in a junkyard."
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"I got to get out of here. This is ridiculous."
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"Why are you always talkin' about leaving?"
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"and all this will be yours."
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"Are you serious?"
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"- I'm going on to bigger things. - Like what?"
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"Like... Like shipbuilding."
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"- Shipbuilding? - Yeah, that's right, shipbuilding."
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"With what I know about iron and steel, man, I could become a millionaire..."
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"And you know something? He started out poor, just like me."
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"Only one difference. He started out a Greek."
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"Will you go get the bourbon?"
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"I'll be going to join your mother."
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"- Why don't you stop? - No, that's the way it happens."
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"The wife dies and the husband follows."
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"Usually of a broken heart."
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"Hey, Pop, now, you know Mama's been dead for 23 years."
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"Well, sometime it takes a little longer."
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"I'm surprised I've been around this long with this heart."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"Now, you been complaining about your heart for as long as I can remember."
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"Now, they say if you have three heart attacks, you'll die."
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"Now, Pop, you done had at least 15."
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"Hey, don't cork that. Let me have a little taste."
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"- This is for when we have company. - Company?"
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"We ain't had no company since we've been here."
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"- Now, give me a little taste of that. - How do you expect me to build a bar?"
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"- I said no. - Just one little taste."
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"Now you've done it."
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"You really got me upset."
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"This is a bad one. Oh!"
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"- Is it a tight feeling on the chest? - Yes."
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"- Pain in the back and left shoulder? - Yes."
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"- Dizziness? Sick to your stomach? - Yes."
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"What luck. Ungrateful son, lonely existence..."
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"bad heart, and not one lousy piece of brass."
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"Say, son, where would you go, I mean, if you did leave?"
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"I just told you. I got plans."
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"Poor? You think this is poor?"
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