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Clips from The Cleveland Show - A Short Story and a Tall Tale (S02E02)

"All right, but why is this happening in our living room?"
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"...Cleveland putting me in a cage."
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"My happy mustache face This is The Cleveland Show"
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"Hmm."
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"No."
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"I just thought someone of your hue would enjoy watching some basketball."
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"Well, you've got that right."
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"All-Stars, Hollywood Courtside, courtside"
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"- Come on, get in the cart. - You get in the cart."
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"How bad you want it?"
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"You're allowed to drink?"
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"- What are you doing? - Not you, Dumbledore."
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"I've decided on my own to take Donna."
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"- You wanna drive? - I didn't think people like us could drive."
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"Arise, Cameron."
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"Junior, we're back the day after tomorrow."
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"- Go, six. Go, go, go. - Go, six. Come on, six."
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"They got little noses And tiny little teeth"
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"Don't want no short people"
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"Thanks for the day, Marty."
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"Ha, ha. Rallo, you're a riot. Meet her there at 6."
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"Well, the book says downtown is the new hot spot."
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"Marty said you were cute..."
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"I haven't LOL'ed this much in a while."
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"Marty usually hangs out with guys in waste management."
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"It's about space or something."
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"Anybody else tired of always having to dribble whenever you want to move?"
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"It's the only place where you can get drunk on light beer..."
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"What percentage is that, Kevin?"
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"I was a ceramics major."
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"I do not look like Stanley from The Office."
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"Oh, that is the cutest thing I've ever heard."
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"He called me Dwight Coward."
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"...I was just a scared six-foot-tall first-grader who could barely dunk."
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"Come here, give me a hug."
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"- No. - Oh."
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"We thought we'd drive our Matchboxes over some boobs."
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"I'm hideous."
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"We're gonna kill Rallo Tubbs."
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"All right, everybody lock arms for safety."
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"Make him feel the pain I'm feeling now."
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"- Where to? - Can you drop us off at Cleveland Brown's?"
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"And I got family."
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"Hello. Unh!"
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"Come on, you Chatty Kathys, we gotta help him."
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"Ha-ha-ha. You're tickling me."
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"There he is, get him."
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"No, little people means we're adults who are the size of children."
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"I'll wait for you."
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"Okay, okay, sorry for real."
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"Whoa, what's going on here?"
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"Oh, hey, Rallo."
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"We're just gonna watch a tiger fight a Komodo dragon."
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"Roberta, light the ring."
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"We do stuff like this every night after you go to sleep."
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"Wait a minute, what time is it?"
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"Eight-twelve? It's past your bedtime."
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"Who wants a snow cone?"
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"Rallo, why are you still awake? You get up to bed right now."
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"- But, I wanna watch... - Baby, you're little and you need sleep."
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"I'm tired of being treated like I'm a second-class citizen because I'm little."
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"Drinking out of sippy cups, painting with my fingers..."
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"Not a cage, it's a crate."
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"Rallo, the reason little people have no rights is because your brains are small..."
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"...so you're not very smart yet."
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"Do we at least have time for a story?"
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"Fine."
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""The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein."
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"Release the beasts."
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"Ooh, there was a needy man and a homosexual tree..."
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"...that never had the guts to make its move, the end."
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"Oh, man."
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"Look, the dragon's sprouting wings."
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"So's the tiger."
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"Hop on, Junior, we're flying to the moon."
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"Yay!"
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"My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be"
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"Right back in my hometown With my new family"
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"There's old friend and new friends And even a bear"
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"Through good times and bad times It's true love we share"
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"And so I found a place Where everyone will know"
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"Hey, hey, boss man."
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"- You wanted to see me? - Please, Cleveland, sit down."
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"Unh..."
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"Hmm."
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"Oh."
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"Hmm. Unh!"
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"- Cleveland, you're black, aren't you? - Yes, uh-huh."
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"Well, I don't want to sound racist..."
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"...but the company got two courtside tickets to the NBA All-Star Game..."
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"...in Los Angeles and I'd like to give them to you."
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"Is there sodomy involved?"
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"Thanks, you racist son of a bitch."
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"Going to a ball game."
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"Florence, send in Jose."
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"I want to give him a Datsun pickup truck filled with alley furniture."
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"Hop up."
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"No way, I'm not getting in here. I'm a growing-ass man."
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"These people don't know me."
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"- Stranger danger, Amber Alert, child abuse. - I will hit you, get in. Fine."
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"I'm gonna do my own shopping."
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"Get some name brands."
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"Ha, ha. Tough guy, huh? Keep it."
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"Typical. They only got one small cart left."
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"Why? Because nobody gives a crap about us little people."
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"I hear you, man, just take mine, I don't got no money anyway."
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"Thanks, slick, the name's Marty, Marty Body."
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"Montclair Tubbs. But everybody calls me Rallo."
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"Walk with me, Rallo."
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"Of course. Why wouldn't I be?"
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"Because you're little. Shoot, my old lady won't let me do anything."
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"What a disgrace."
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"No one should tell one of us guys what we can or can't do."
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"Okay, Marty, I got the menthols, pudding and condoms. Let's go."
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"Damn, Marty, you got it going on."
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"Hey, you can too, Rallo. Call me some time."
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"There you are. How many times have I told you not to go wandering off?"
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"- You're not the boss of me. - The hell I'm not."
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"Don't you make me spill my wine."
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"I wonder if I can smoke in here."
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