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Clips from M*A*S*H - Cowboy (S01E01)

"Stuffed ‘em specially."
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"Here you go, sir."
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"Hiya, Henry."
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"Aren‘t you guys afraid ofsitting with me?"
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"Nah, we figure you‘re safe in daylight."
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"That‘s very encouraging."
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"You sure that food‘s all right?"
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"Huh?"
M*A*S*H
"— We‘re worried about you. — Welcome to the club."
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"Boy, your unselfishness is touching."
M*A*S*H
"Walk away from my post?"
M*A*S*H
"No, run away from your post."
M*A*S*H
"You‘re taking a big chance hanging around here, and you‘re driving morale into the ground."
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"Nothing wrong with it."
M*A*S*H
"[ Henry] Now, you‘ll find a set ofmaster keys——"
M*A*S*H
"— See ‘em ? — [Frank] Mm—hmm."
M*A*S*H
"Radar has duplicates in the company safe."
M*A*S*H
"Don‘t worry, sir. I‘ll have this place back into shape in no time."
M*A*S*H
"Who says this place is out ofshape?"
M*A*S*H
"Don‘t drive everybody nuts, Frank."
M*A*S*H
"Listen, Frank, the only thing G.|. about me is my athlete‘s foot."
M*A*S*H
"Just keep this hospital running."
M*A*S*H
"Yes, sir."
M*A*S*H
"—See ‘em ? — Mm—hmm."
M*A*S*H
"And, uh, in here..."
M*A*S*H
"—See ‘em ? — Mm—hmm."
M*A*S*H
"This—— Well, this bottom drawer..."
M*A*S*H
"Word‘s out you‘re takin‘ off, Colonel."
M*A*S*H
"Just a few days down in Seoul."
M*A*S*H
"Thatjeep‘ll take you halfa day."
M*A*S*H
"I could fiyyou down there in no time."
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"would you believe me ifI said I was gonna miss you?"
M*A*S*H
"Thanks foryour help."
M*A*S*H
"I smelled the gunpowder."
M*A*S*H
"It‘s pretty hard not to."
M*A*S*H
"And I found the wiring and the alarm clock bits."
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"I‘m afraid I know where they are."
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"You comfy, Colonel ?"
M*A*S*H
"Most comfortable I‘ve been in days."
M*A*S*H
"Good. Real good. Youjust sit back and relax."
M*A*S*H
"You don‘t need one, sir."
M*A*S*H
"That‘s not funny."
M*A*S*H
"Neither was your not letting me go home."
M*A*S*H
"— [Static] — Hawkeye!"
M*A*S*H
"— Not now, Radar. — Okay, it‘s cookin‘."
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"- Sir-- — Get lost."
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"Ifyou were any taller, I‘d kiss you on the lips."
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"You‘re gonna get us both killed, Cowboy! This is crazy!"
M*A*S*H
"Purple Rider, over."
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"[Trapper] Come on, Cowboy / know you can hear me."
M*A*S*H
"— We can hearyou. Talk to them. — I will, as soon as you‘re gone."
M*A*S*H
"Cowboy, you‘ve gotten a letter from home."
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"Nice try, Trapper."
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"What‘s the name on the letter?"
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"[ Ha wl"
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"Jean. Isn‘t that yourwife‘s name ? Jean?"
M*A*S*H
"Right. What‘s the address?"
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"Box 743——"
M*A*S*H
"It, uh—— It might say Reno,"
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"Reno! That‘s right! That‘s where I live!"
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"What a lovely town."
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"[ Trapper] Cowboy, how1s Col Blake .7"
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"— Henry, are you all right .7 — I‘m in real trouble."
M*A*S*H
"Open it up. Let‘s hear it."
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"“Dear..."
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"John——”"
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"Go on ! That‘s my real name!"
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"“That‘s what has happened to me."
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"Wow, a double DearJohn."
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"“l was tempted.."
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"“and / didn’t want to write until /l"
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"“IfI sayI loveyou more than ever,"
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"“will it tell you how / did.."
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"Let‘s go home, Cowboy."
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"— Hi, guys. — [ Trapper] Hi, Henry"
M*A*S*H
"—Just in time for the cocktail hour. Pull up an olive. — Good."
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"From the Cowboy. Base hospital in Lakeland."
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"—I do like a happy ending. — Tell us the truth, Henry."
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"— Were you scared up there with the Cowboy? — Me ?"
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"— I know how to take care of myself. — [ Engine Turning Over]"
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"Hawkeye. Hawkeye !"
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"“Goldstein.”"
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"A few days."
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"Can I getyou anything?"
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"— So what happened? — Game called on account of Henry."
M*A*S*H
"Uh, out there."
M*A*S*H
"— But I can‘t even find my ball. — Then that‘s two strokes."
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"Okay, Trapper, don‘t think I don‘t know what you think I don‘t know."
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"Here is where we are."
M*A*S*H
"Uh, no offense, sir, but I‘ve got this thing about living."
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"Well, it‘s allyours."
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"Hey, where is Hawkeye?"
M*A*S*H
"There are not too many kamikaze types around here."
M*A*S*H
"Hey, Trapper,"
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"I can‘t hearyou."
M*A*S*H
"but we really can ’t tell"
M*A*S*H
"Now, uh, [Clears Throat]"
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"— Hey, that‘s great. Great. — Well, let‘s go."
M*A*S*H
"That figures."
M*A*S*H
"Shoot, I been hurt worse rollin‘ a cigarette."
M*A*S*H
"We figure the best thing foryou to do is clear out for a while."
M*A*S*H
"Ifanything happens to you, Frank Burns takes over."
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"and there‘s no sense in opening that."
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"Have fun, Henry."
M*A*S*H
"No snap inspections. You understand ?And no parades."
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"Why don‘t you hit first?"
M*A*S*H
"but she‘s already straightened out my screw ball."
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"— You see that fiag out there? — Uh—uh."
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"[ Engine Starts]"
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"|f| couldjust get home."
M*A*S*H
"He‘s trying to get you a driver."
M*A*S*H
"Then I‘ll cancel your tango lessons."
M*A*S*H
"We cleaned a mess ofshrapnel out ofhis right shoulder."
M*A*S*H
"Trapper and I laid this out ourselves."
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"Terrific!"
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"Maybe it was a sniper."
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"Jeep... through my tent."
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"Well, that‘s not a very military attitude."
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"are your transmitter codes."
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