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Clips from Mr. Pickles - Tommy's Big Job (S01E01)

"- I need to tell you something. - It's okay, Lurlene."
Mr. Pickles
"- Yes, but no. - You slept with the football"
Mr. Pickles
"team again? It's okay."
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"Bye! It was great meeting you!"
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"Mr. Pickles!"
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"♪ here he comes for you ♪"
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"Dad, you lost your"
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"- shoe again? - But Mr. Pickles did"
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"He put human heads on his paws and started dancing,"
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"Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts"
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"someone, just tell them how you feel."
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"- Well, I'm off to work. Bye! - Dad's right!"
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"She's old, and her milk's going bad."
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"to do everything around here... milk the cow, feed the pigs,"
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"Agh, he hit me!"
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"A-Are you okay?"
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"Jobs! Get your jobs here!"
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"Say no more! I know just the job"
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"Mm, no!"
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"shake-a-baby now!"
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"What is it, girl? Is it time for the birth?"
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"Salutations, young Tommy! How you doing to... damn, Tommy!"
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"big ol' jiggly wigglies! Oh."
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"All right, now get out there"
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"- and show them your talents! - Huh?!"
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"- Okay, like this? - Boobs! Boobs!"
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"- Whoa, whoa! Ohh! - Well, hell-o!"
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"- my favorite color! - Oh, you're so interesting!"
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"- Say, do you believe in love at first sight?! - I sure do!"
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"Do I wish miss Goodman would buy this shake-a-baby for $2?"
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"Can you believe my no-good drunk of a husband is leaving me"
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"Stanley never made it in to work."
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"- He's cheating on you! - Is Mr. Goodman cheating on"
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"- Oh! - I think we'd better"
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"Astronaut Dolphin detective has fallen in love."
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"I should have known he'd double-cross us!"
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"But if you no stay, I tell them you rape me!"
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"Drink your tea, Abigail. Oh, Abigail, pretty soon, you'll"
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"Get her!"
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"Not now, grandpa!"
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"Oh, no!"
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"- Hi, dad! - Tommy?!"
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"Did you force your love on this woman?!"
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"you rape me!"
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"Now, what did I miss?"
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"- Oops! - Look, Betty must be"
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"Good boy, Dr. Pickles!"
Mr. Pickles
"Huh?! There are my spectacles! Huh?!"
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"- Mm, hi. - Todd, we need to talk."
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"Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!"
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"Hey!"
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"Let me in!"
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"You must be Lurlene's bad boy."
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"- Hi! - Hey, those are fake!"
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"- You're disgusting! - I don't know this guy!"
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"♪ good boy ♪"
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"- Hmm, this milk tastes funny. - Well, Tommy, our"
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"cow, Betty, is pregnant, so right now, we're"
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"- drinking soy milk. - Ugh!"
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"- What's that? - Well, it's what"
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"- makes a lady a lady. - A little soy milk"
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"isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight."
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"Oh!"
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"Mr. Pickles. Dad?"
Mr. Pickles
"I'm Mrs. Milton. My Suzie and I found this one"
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"sleeping on our farm this morning."
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"this to me! Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles"
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"huffing gas, then getting into the truck."
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"- Hey! - Next thing I know, I woke up in"
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"a crib next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties."
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"Then a robed man popped out of a cake."
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"in a doctor's mask. He started cutting people up"
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"- with a chain saw! - No! Nooo!"
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"and drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe!"
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"- Hey! - And that's how I lost my shoe."
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"You and your crazy stories."
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"- Anyway, bye now. - Please stop by anytime!"
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"Dad, what do you do"
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"- when you're in love? - Ugh, Tommy,"
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"nowadays, love is complicated, but when you really love"
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"I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her! Come on, Mr. Pickles!"
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"Let's find Suzie's farm!"
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"Hi! I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles!"
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"- At least it's not soy milk. - I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie."
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"Oops!"
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"Suzie, I wanted to tell you something. I love you."
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"Okay!"
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"♪ and a la la la la la la la ♪"
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"- He hit Wanda! - Hey, not I did not."
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"At least take me to motel where Wanda live."
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"Listen, I'm sorry, but I really"
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"- have to get to work. - Help! He hurt me!"
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"- But I'm over here. - Well, of course you are!"
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"Right this way."
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"Sorry for the mess."
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"I-I-I've lost my spectacles. So, what kind of job are you after?"
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"- you need, little lady. - Huh?!"
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"bills, including this one for $20,000!"
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"Come on, Mr. Pickles!"
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"Oh, and here! Five more visits, and your next job is free!"
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"Linda! What are you selling today?"
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"Uh, uh, uh, h-how about this shake-a-baby, huh?!"
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"- A shake-a-baby? - It tell you the truth!"
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"Shake-a-baby, do birds fly?"
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"Uh, see, that is true! Birds don't fly!"
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"Don't worry. I've been taking la-Moo's classes."
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"Oh, Betty, we have some fun."
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"It's a..."
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"It's a ... my shoe! Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ..."
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"Hey! Get back here, Betty!"
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"Hiya, there!"
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"Hi, Mr. Bojenkins! Do you know where"
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"- Jiggly Wigglies is?! - Wait, do your parents know"
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"- about your, uh ... hmm. - Thanks! Bye!"
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"Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some"
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"You're doing a great job. Just keep moving like us!"
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"Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!"
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"- to tork now. - Oh, nobody want to be my friend!"
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"- Uh, I ... - Agh, help me! Please, you stay!"
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"- But I'm late for work. Goodbye! - But if you don't stay and"
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