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Clips from The Simpsons - Selma's Choice (S04E04)

"[ Straining ] I'm goin' to Duff Gardens!"
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"[Man #2] To be completed in 1994."
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"[Announcer Continues] And the Washing Machine!"
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"[ All ] Wow!"
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"[ Moaning ]"
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"[ Bart, Lisa ] Yea!"
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"No, honey. Gladys looked more like your Aunt Patty."
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"## [ Singing Children's Song ]"
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"Homer!"
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"Mm! He's hugging us. What do we do?"
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"[ Straining, Grunts ]"
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"Her legend will live forever."
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"[ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman."
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"- Oh, that's good! - Homer! That's very rude of you."
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"[ Tires Screech ]"
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"[Utensil Clatters]"
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"It-- Ohh!"
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"Wait a minute. That was Prince of Tides."
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"He was a kind man. He gave to his community..."
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"- and asked little in return. - [Footsteps]"
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"most of what I said can be salvaged."
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"Take a seat, bozo."
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"And that eulogy better not show up on the bill."
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"I'll keep this short."
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"Forgot my hat."
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"- [ Scoffs ] - [ Thinking] I thought this thing was gonna be catered."
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"Boy, am I hungry."
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"Good-bye, Great-Aunt Gladys."
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"I wish I'd made more of an effort..."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"She left a video will, so I earn my fee..."
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"Pretty sweet, hey?"
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"- [ Tape Squealing On Fast-forward ] - Homer!"
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"They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck..."
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"Maurice Chevalier, right up to Jay Leno."
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"- Take special care of them. - [ Crunching ]"
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"To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub."
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"I leave my grandfather clock and these words:"
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"Raise a family, and do it now."
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"Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow."
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"Patty, I want a baby."
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"- What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself."
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"Well, I wanna have a baby before it's too late."
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"and you will have any man you desire."
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"- [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ]"
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"Uh, I'm not allowed to date customers."
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"Next. Wait a minute."
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"## [ Vocalizing ]"
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"Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?"
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"Sure. Unless another aunt dies."
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"[ Sighs ] I guess I'll never have a baby."
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"How do I know I'm getting quality?"
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"[Belching Continues, Echoing]"
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"[Marge] "101 Frozen Pops. ""
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"A Nobel Prize winner!"
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"An NBA All-Star!"
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"You've had some pretty bad experiences ordering out of catalogs."
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"- Are you sure you've thought this through? - [ Slurping ]"
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"A child can really Change your life."
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"- We wanna go to Duff Gardens! - [Lisa] Time to go to Duff Gardens!"
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"Oh, great. Dad's dead."
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"[ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again?"
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"Homer, I found this behind the radiator."
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"Suggestion noted."
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"Oh, how can I stay mad at you?"
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"[Lisa] There's Surly and Remorseful!"
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"Hey! Take a picture. It'll last longer. Get outta here."
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"## [ Imitating Hip-hop Beat ]"
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"- Yeah! - [ Electricity Crackling ]"
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""Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. ""
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"to enter rabbinical school."
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"- Sounds great! - Oh, my God! You're delirious."
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"Hmm."
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""Beer goggles. See the world through the eyes of a drunk!""
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"Wow!"
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"Oh! This looks like fun."
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"Hey, man, if the line's this long, it's gotta be good."
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"That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva."
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"Lisa, drink the water!"
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"Now, you just Put your head right here."
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"Ha-ha! Ha-ha!"
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"####[Singing Continues]"
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"####[Festive]"
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"Mitch, you're doin' a bang-up job."
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"- Better stop it. - [ Ride Stops ]"
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"- [ No Audible Dialogue ] - [Selma]Don't blame these kids."
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"We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium."
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"Give her this... and this..."
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"Come to Homercles!"
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"[ Giggling ] I can't. The beans will burn."
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"- [ Grunts ] - Oh!"
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"Can't talk. Comin' down."
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"No. I mean raising kids."
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"I just couldn't cut it today."
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"Oh, JubJub."
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"When I went to pick him up, Mom was trying to stab him with a hat pin."
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"## [ Continues Singing ]"
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"####[Continues]"
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"[ Revving ]"
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"-[Crowd Gasps] - Hey! Hey--"
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"- [ Groans ] - [Man]Hey, Lance Murdock..."
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"you just jumped 16 blazing school buses."
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"What are you going to do now?"
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"[ Groaning, Screams ]"
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"[ Shrieking ]"
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"See the happiest fish in the world..."
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"[ Thump ]"
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"[ Thump ]"
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"[ Belches ]"
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"Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens!"
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"Now, what do we say when we get to the ticket booth?"
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"Kids, I have some bad news."
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"Gladys. Gladys."
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"'Bout yay high, blue hair, big dent in her forehead?"
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"[ Shudders ] Oh, yeah. There she is."
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"The funeral's in Littleneck Falls."
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"Looks like we'll have to go to Duff Gardens another time."
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"- We understand. - No use complainin' about something you can't change."
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