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Clips from American Dad! - The Scarlet Getter (S07E07)

"You need to be extra careful with your disguises."
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"Don't worry, Stan."
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"I commit to my personas down to the last detail."
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"By the way, I just inherited U.S. $22 million,"
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"if you can just wire me the taxes up front."
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"Oh, my God. Scarlett Reynolds."
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"We were in CIA boot camp together."
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"I haven't seen her in 20 years."
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"Oh, my God! Coffee and a story."
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"It was the most romantic time of my life."
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"Why did you guys break up?"
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"Oh, none of that was real."
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"We were at boot camp together,"
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"Anyway, I never worked up the courage"
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"to tell her I liked her."
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"She's a looker."
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"I think I'm going to ask her out."
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"You?!"
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"Scarlett's an angel."
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"You're a pig."
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"She would never go for you."
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"Listen, you, that hurts."
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"I like to think of myself as a pretty strong person,"
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"but you... you cracked it."
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"Scones here are super flaky."
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"Stan?"
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"Stan Smith?"
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"Scarlett Reynolds, from CIA boot camp."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Are you still working at the CIA?"
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"and now I work in the private sector."
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"Privates!"
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"You look great."
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"We've got to catch up."
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"Yes. Yes."
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"Come over for dinner."
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"I'm married, but most people get divorced these days."
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"Come on."
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"Ooh, yeah, here we are."
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"Damn it!"
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"My hair was perfect, we had French bread pizza at lunch,"
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"and the old black janitor said to me, and I quote,"
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""You lookin' fly. Go get it now.""
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"Hard to believe the day turned out so great,"
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"considering it started with me"
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"Hold up."
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"Have you considered those might be lucky panties?"
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"but with panties instead of pants"
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"and me instead of Tibby Rollins?"
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"Lucky panties!"
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"Why wouldn't she?"
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"We have terrible flatware!"
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"Stan, calm down."
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"You're so nervous."
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"Wouldn't you be if the love of your life"
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"was about to walk through that door?"
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"The love of your life?"
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"This girl made my knees weak,"
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"You ever felt that way, Francine?"
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"Stan, my feelings are starting to get hurt."
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"Open it."
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"So, Scarlett, is there a man in your life?"
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"Or a woman?"
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"Or a big blue ma-ma-ma-ma-ma friend?"
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"Nah. I'm still single."
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"I guess I just haven't found the one."
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"Hey! Hey, you're available."
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"And I'm not. What a world."
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"I think I'm getting dizzy from your fine."
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"Oh, for God's sake."
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"I'm going to go..."
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"I don't know. Surprise me."
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"Ugh."
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"You ever wish someone you know would die?"
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"You would..."
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"♪ You could cut ties with all the lies ♪"
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"♪ And if you do not want to see me again ♪"
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"♪ I would understa... ♪"
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"I'm sorry."
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"♪ Ah... ♪"
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"Just a second. I..."
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"♪ Ah. ♪"
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"What?"
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"You wouldn't believe what a D-bag Stan is being."
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"Those two are stuck on each other like gum"
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"on a hot summer sidewalk on a summer afternoon."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm taking a creative writing class,"
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"and I can't turn it off."
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"Like a fire hydrant,"
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"gushing onto a hot summer sidewalk."
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"My words cascading,"
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"A cat skitters by, each step a relief,"
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"cooling its paws"
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"Your bastard husband told me I was too disgusting to get her."
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"I was so upset, I ate a donut."
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"I got a pizza coming."
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"God, I'm pissed at Stan."
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"He needs to be taken down a peg."
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"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"So you'll interrupt this dinner"
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"dressed in your most charming, irresistible persona."
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"Dan Andsome-Handsome."
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"No woman can resist him."
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"Just hearing his name makes me hot."
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"Like a hot summer sidewalk."
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"An ice cream man saunters..."
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"Okay."
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"If I can do it, you have to kiss me."
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"Okay, one more time."
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"You're the most stunning woman I've ever seen."
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"Uh... I'm Scarlett."
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"Mmm."
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"Let me take you out, show you my Langley Falls."
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"Uh, Dan, I..."
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"I hardly think Scarlett's going to have time to..."
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"Bye, Scarlett. Drive safe."
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"Great night. Wonderful night."
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"- What are you doing? - You know what I'm talking about!"
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