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Clips from American Dad! - Stanny Tendergrass (S07E07)

"and I want to make sure I've left"
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"something behind I can be proud of."
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"What about your kids?"
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"Meh."
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"I'm talking about something more permanent."
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"I want to invent a catchphrase."
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"Something as profound as "all that and a bag of chips.""
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"Oh, come on."
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"Don't you think everyone has tried"
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"It's next to impossible."
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"Well, Klaus, I'm going to do it."
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"And you can put that frog in the casserole."
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"Bitch, what'd I just say?"
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"That's Norm MacDonald, right?"
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"How is this Dancing with the Stars?"
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"What a day."
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"Got a blood blister, smashed my thumbnail black"
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"and fried up one hell of farmer's tan."
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"Ugh. I know."
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"I've got one, too."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Sounded like there was still some soda left."
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"I don't like the last half."
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"It's not as effervescent."
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"Nope, the bottom's not for me."
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"I'm what they call a top."
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"which I bought with money I worked for."
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"You can suck on them if you want."
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"Well, I'll be upstairs"
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"melting pearls on my tummy if you need me."
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"Steve, you're just like those rich jerks at the club"
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"who don't appreciate what they have"
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"because they've never worked for it."
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"Now you have a problem with soda and being rich?"
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"I admire the self-made men of this world."
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"The Levi Strausses,"
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"the Hulk Hogans, the Larry Flynts."
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"Imagine... overcoming a name like Larry."
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"Horatio, my son, Steve,"
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"is going to be working with us for the summer."
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"Thanks."
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"That, Steve, is a working man's handshake."
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"A locked wrist that says"
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"he stands strong by his convictions,"
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"a firm grip that says you can trust him,"
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"plenty of thick calluses"
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"that show he's not afraid to persevere."
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"My tip."
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"Your hands are the exact opposite."
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"But thankfully, a summer of hard work"
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"will fix you right up."
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"You started here at a good time."
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"Tomorrow is employee swim."
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"No, once a month, the club gives us an hour"
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"right before they drain it."
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"It's magic."
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"Oh, no. It's Vanderhill!"
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"A bird distracted me on my backswing."
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"That's not my name, and it was saying it right at me."
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"Yes, Mr. Vanderhill. Yes, Mr. Vanderhill."
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"I'm sure it was a female."
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"Now, go find its nest and smash its offspring"
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"before I shoot you with my turd gun."
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"Yes, Mr. Vanderhill. Yes, Mr. Vanderhill."
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"Hey!"
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"Why didn't my dad recognize you?"
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"Oh, everyone in the family"
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"Your mom's is my Korean kid"
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"who shoots pool with a giant chopstick."
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"No way."
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"And remember that spin the bottle party you went to?"
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"Yeah."
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"You were Alicia Wilkner?"
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"We went on seven dates!"
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"Nine. I roofied you on two of them."
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"Nothing happened. Wink, wink."
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"But how can you afford a membership here?"
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"Concise story."
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"Several years ago, I married some 95-year-old bag"
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"two weeks before she kicked it."
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"You're never going to get your mom's money, Pamela!"
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"It's Doctor, and because Dad got me a job"
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"You mean he's teaching you to be a chump."
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"Come on, Steve. Suckers like him just glorify hard work"
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"because they never had an opportunity to not work hard."
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"Knock, knock. Who's there?"
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"Ah, this water feels good on my jeans."
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"Where's Steve?"
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"Can't believe he's missing employee swim."
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"Vanderhill."
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"Steve, what are you doing?"
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"I'm so sorry, Mr. Vanderhill."
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"Silence, worker."
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"I've decided to give your boy a job"
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"hanging out with me for the summer."
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"I like him. He makes me laugh."
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"Looks like it's tee time, boys."
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"You can't teach that."
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"Oh, and by the by, I pay like I walk..."
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"That's not a job."
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"He's just getting paid to... to lounge around."
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"I'm sorry... is an employee talking back to a member?"
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"This is Dill Shepherd and Johnny Golf."
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"but that's a real mouthful."
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"The calamari, the rib eye,"
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"the turkey club, the key lime pie"
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"and the crab-stuffed Dover sole?"
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"Yo!"
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"That's enough of that."
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"I don't like this, Horatio."
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"These are not the type of people"
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"I want my son to be influenced by."
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"Don't worry, Stan. He's a good kid."
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"I'm sure he'll be able to keep his head on straight."
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"and am therefore glad that you kicked one."
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"Here is money."
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""Spare me your dance recital.""
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"No."
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""Forget the mustard. It's karate time.""
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"Eh."
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