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Clips from American Dad! - Stanny Tendergrass (S07E07)

"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Aah!"
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"Jet Skis and dock sex!"
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"Your guys' plans suck."
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"Groundskeepin', keeping the grounds."
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"Ah, then you're just going to become a rich jerk"
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"everything their whole lives."
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"on a riding mower that's rattling my butt apart."
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"coming up with a catchphrase?"
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"Can't make fudge out of a waterfall."
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"That's a soda from my fridge,"
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"My fingers are still sticky."
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"Got to appreciate to graduate."
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"No, I have a problem with people who have it too easy."
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"Welcome aboard."
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"Aah! What the hell?"
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"Kind of like Shrek's hands."
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"Steve, you're in luck."
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"It was going..."
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"Roger?"
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"has one persona they can't see through."
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"Get out."
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"Reverse Anna Nicole Smithed her."
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"Her daughter was not thrilled."
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"Why you dressed like Peter Venkman?"
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"Believe me, everyone takes the easy way if they can."
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"That's why we tell fart jokes."
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"handsomely."
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"Didn't think so."
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"Steve, meet the fellas."
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"Steve, honey, finish pushing that onto the floor for me."
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"Good boy. Here's a hundo."
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"Of course!"
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"Hey, now."
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"Let me guess... Vanderhill fired you already."
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"so he paid me for the full day and let me leave at noon."
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"Whew. I am stuffed."
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"That's it! No tipping your mother."
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"Easy way... best way."
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"Is that so, big shot?"
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"because it wasn't handed to me on a silver platter."
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"Me and you, a round of golf."
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"If I win, Steve comes back to work with us."
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"Yep. Sounds good."
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"All right, Stan, if you don't make this, you lose."
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"Sucks!"
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"400 grand and no more poor people in the pool!"
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"Come on, boys, let's go get drunk"
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Oh, that is my passion."
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"and float here next to me."
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"And punch him for me, around this hard."
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"Your dad seems to be fitting in nicely."
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"Hey, Dad, maybe you should ease up a little?"
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"I mean, maybe tone it down."
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"Francine, I think I figured out"
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"why your catchphrase fell flat."
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"Try saying it like you've just been"
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"but you haven't had your hot chocolate yet."
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"and joy that you can now get a new kitty."
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"at the club tomorrow, and I figured I'd treat myself."
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"Janet Jackson played Penny in Good Times."
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"Huh, that's pretty catchy, Mrs. S."
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"Winston Zeddemore."
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"And because I'm going back to work with Horatio,"
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"Your dad is one of them."
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"With nothing but sweat, tears and heartache"
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"All the training, all the matches,"
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"I was blessed to be able to step into that squared circle"
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"Yeah."
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"My handshake."
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"Hey, that's my wife's saying."
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say"
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"All right, quiet down, everyone."
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"Shh! Deputy's talking."
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"Shut your face, Sanders!"
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"Well, it's the start of summer,"
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"or, more officially, our slow season."
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"Terrorism drops as our Johnny Jihads"
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"trade in their bomb suitcases for bomb pops."
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"Two strikes, kiss-ass!"
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"Find out what a third gets you!"
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"I dare you!"
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"Anyway, as always,"
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"we will be cutting back to our summer hours."
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"All right, now! Summertime!"
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"I'm gonna spend my summer giving something back"
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"to the community... chlamydia."
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"I'll be spending another summer at the country club."
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"Stan, welcome back!"
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"Stan!"
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"Back to work for another summer."
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"Horatio. Good to be back."
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"Beautiful day. Día bueno."
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"Hard to believe, after working here 30 summers,"
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"I almost have enough money saved to finally afford a membership."
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"like the rest of them."
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"The other day, Mr. Vanderhill..."
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"he stuffed a live swan in his golf bag"
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"as a surprise for his caddy."
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"the caddy's scrotum across the 17th fairway."
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"Guys like Vanderhill have been handed"
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"But not me... I've been baking in the sun"
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"I told you... wear seven underwears."
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"I'm going to actually appreciate this place"
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"because I worked for it."
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"Kerry, give me a kiss!"
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"My wife is old."
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"Stop calling my house!"
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"Mm. I... I call her house."
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"Klaus, this summer heat..."
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"gets a girl a-thinkin'."
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"What's it all about, man?"
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"Why are we here?"
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"To eat chocolate and get our toes done."
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"Champagne clink."
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"Seriously, I'm going to die one day,"
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