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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Big Break (S05E05)

"I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in, like, a day."
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"Rach, we'll be late for the eye doctor."
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"Which route should I take? The north or the south route?"
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"Clear your mind."
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"What do you wanna see?"
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"I'm kidding."
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"Monica said you were nervous. Everything will be fine."
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"I'm sorry. All right."
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"We'll see you here in three months. And I'll fit you for a glass eye."
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"And you don't get one."
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"My eye is 100 percent better."
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"Is the movie putting us up in a big hotel suite?"
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"I'm gonna be a millionaire!"
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"-You got it! -All right."
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"But wait a minute. The pus is good. It means it's healing."
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"Oh, no. I am mad at you. I know that much."
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"We've been driving for a half-hour. You haven't looked at the road once."
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"I don't see why not. I guess."
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"-Will this movie be my big break? -No."
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"-Dude, you said, no. -I also said, yes."
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"Wait! Wait! There's no sidewalk!"
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"We played that game where you ask questions and answer fast."
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"-Now open your eyes. -Okay, they are."
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"Why don't we start with a practice one."
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"If Joey and Chandler walked in now, we could make a fortune."
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"You should send him a carton of cigarettes."
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"No. That's prison."
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"-Do you like flora or fauna? -Fauna."
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"-Simon or Garfunkel? -Garfunkel."
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"So this entire time, you've been angry with me because of a dream?"
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"I wanted to make sure this wasn't a dream."
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"Well, Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?"
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"These got left for you."
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"Sorry about that. Thanks for waiting."
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"Hold it open. Okay."
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"What's going on?"
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"My eye is a little itchy."
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"Mine too. Yeah."
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"It's really red. You should go see my eye doctor."
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"That's all I hear. Richard, Richard, Richard."
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"Since we've dated, I've said his name twice."
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"Okay. So Richard, Richard."
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"It's not Richard. It's this new guy. He's good."
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"I'm sorry. I'm not going to an eye doctor."
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"-Oh, God. Here we go. -What?"
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"Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's..."
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"...she, like, freaks out. Watch."
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"Ross, come on!"
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"I have a weird thing with my eye. Can we not talk about it?"
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"Hey, Rach. You know that great song? "Me, Myself and Eye.""
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"Monica! Come on!"
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"All those in favor of getting lunch, say, "eye.""
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"Ross! Stop it!"
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"How much did I love The King and Eye?"
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"Chandler!"
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"Me too, me too!"
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"Just stop it! That's enough!"
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"-You okay there, man? -Yeah. I got too excited."
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"The One with Joey's Big Break"
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"I gotta go. I'm taking Ben to the park."
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"-Give him a kiss for me. -All right. Bye."
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"Later."
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"I'm so sorry you got caught in the middle of that."
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"I didn't mean to be so out there, but I am furious with him."
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"Calm down?"
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"I'm trying. Man, that guy can push my buttons!"
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"Why are you so mad?"
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"-I don't wanna talk about it. -It seems like"
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"You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking."
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"Has anyone seen my list, by the way?"
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"No. What's it look like?"
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"-A piece of paper and it says, "Ross." -I see."
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"I just got off the phone with Estelle. Guess what?"
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"I got the lead!"
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"You got the lead in a movie? What's it about?"
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"It's called Shutterspeed. It's really cool."
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"This old lady answers the door. I say, "Where's Betsy?""
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"And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years.""
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"The best part is, we're filming in the desert outside of Vegas."
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"-You know what that means. -I know."
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"Road trip! We can rent a car. I have to be there by Tuesday."
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"Wait! My grandmother's dead."
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"We can talk about that too, Phoebe."
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"No, her cab."
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"She probably won't be using it. Drive it to Las Vegas."
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"All right! Thanks!"
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"What are we gonna do about my job?"
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"Not go."
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"Great! Road trip, baby!"
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"Is this okay?"
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"Chandler, you don't have to ask for my permission."
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"You can go."
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"All right. Let's get this over with."
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"Look what I did."
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"I mean, look at this mess."
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"We're gonna probably have to clean this up."
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"I mean, we're gonna have to reschedule!"
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"If you thought that this mess was gonna bother me, you are wrong!"
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"All right, let's go, Blinky."
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"Hey, Joey. What's up?"
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"I can't decide which route to take to Vegas."
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"You've traveled a lot, right?"
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"Yeah, I've been around."
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"If you take the north route, there's a man with a beard of bees."
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"Great! Problem solved!"
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"On the south route, there's a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe."
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"Well, back to square one."
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"I know a way that you can decide."
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"I'll ask you a series of questions and you answer as quickly as you can."
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"Good. But wait."
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"Here we go. I want you to relax."
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"Take a deep breath."
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"-Peanut butter or egg whites? -Peanut butter."
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"-Be a fireman or a swimmer? -Swimmer."
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"-You'd sleep with Monica or Rachel? -Monica."
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"I always thought it'd be Rachel."
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"-No thinking. Tie or ascot? -Ascot."
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"-North or south route? -North."
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"Bam! There you go! Huh?"
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"That was incredible! Beard of bees here I come!"
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