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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Girlfriend (S06E06)

"- Hi, Jessica. - Hi, Bart."
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"Come to watch me suffer?"
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"I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience..."
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"...I really learned a lot."
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"Well, don't you see, Jessica? Then you really haven't learned..."
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"Would you finish scrubbing these steps?"
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"Will I?"
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"I got twosies!"
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"Why the crap do we have to go church anyway?"
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"All right, I have to sit here and behave, no matter what."
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"In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins."
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"'Tis no more than what God gave me, you Puritan pukes."
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"There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!"
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"I told the rev I was going to my room to say my prayers."
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"Your throws, your catches, your spirals, your loops."
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"Probably misses his old glasses."
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"Bart, it's naive to think you can change a person."
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"Thanks for the advice, sis."
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"- Homer! - We can spare it, Marge."
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"I'll just take that."
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"- L... - Took the money? Yes, we know."
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"Telling the truth isn't so bad."
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"- Boo! - Boo!"
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"She's got a 108 IQ, she reads at a fifth-grade level."
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"Because of last week's problems..."
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"I am talking to the collection-money thief!"
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"- To the little girl's room! - Yeah!"
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"Well, I learned that I can make men do whatever I want."
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"Poor sucker. It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty face."
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"Jessica, what are you doing?"
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"- He confessed! - Okay."
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"But I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God..."
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"It's your classic cry for attention."
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"Not me though."
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"Hi, I'm Bart Simpson."
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"No, Bart. I just think you and Jessica are too different to get along."
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"Good. Very good."
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"Nothing's ever gonna stop me."
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"Once the first baby comes, she's bound to settle down and treat me right."
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"Wow, there is a God."
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"You know, I was considering staying after school..."
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"Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person."
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"- Am I supposed to know you? - Jessica, we just..."
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"That's in Juvenile. This is Young Adult."
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"If only someone could tame him."
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"And with flaming swords, the Aramites did pierce the eyes of their fellow men..."
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"I'd like to return to your wonderful Sunday school, please."
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"Oh, what the heck. It was Jessica Lovejoy!"
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"Son, if you look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money..."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Remember, Bart... I mean, Dances in Underwear."
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"Milhouse, time for church!"
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"And now my daughter, Jessica..."
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"Oh, dear."
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"I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first date."
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"Just give me two minutes."
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"I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities."
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"Except maybe that boy who works in the library."
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"...she should be completely out of my system."
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"Everyone turn around and look at this."
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"Because if you tell, no one will believe you."
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"Jessica, you're really beautiful, but you are not very nice."
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"Thief."
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"Shlomo, time for your violin lesson!"
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