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Clips from Friends - The One with the Kips (S05E05)

"- Hey. - Hey, ha, ha."
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"I guess I'll get washed up then."
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"Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend."
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"Going to this culinary fair in Jersey."
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"It doesn't seem like it's gonna work."
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"So, Rach?"
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"...and we were all stuck in here all night with no food?"
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"...19 blocks!"
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"I can't believe it! We're here!"
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"- Oh. Okay, I'll be right back. - Okay."
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"Oh, yes!"
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"No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them."
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"Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want this weekend to be perfect, okay?"
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"Well, there's this..."
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"Okay, here goes."
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"This happened when my grandfather died."
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"I, uh..."
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"- Ha, ha, don't blame me for ruining tonight. - Who should I blame?"
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"...from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas?"
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"What did you say?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh, lucky me! Oh, my God! That is good news, Ross!"
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"Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross?"
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"Damn Rolos!"
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"- How was your chef thing? - Ugh. It was awful."
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"Maybe it was the kind of food that tasted good at first..."
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"Maybe I could do it."
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"Uh, I don't know if this falls under that category..."
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"Oh, my God. It's happening. It's already started. I'm Kip."
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"Who cares? You're Rachel."
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"Who's Kip?"
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"See? You told me the story. He and Monica dated."
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"- You're not gonna be phased out. - Well, of course I am."
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"Yes, that would have made more sense."
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"And whatever you say, I'll believe you."
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"...on a gay cruise?"
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"...and just see Joey at Burger King."
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"No, it's not better."
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"...for starters, I would have said the right name at my wedding."
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"I can't believe this is happening."
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"I just came over to drop off..."
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"Because of the weekend. We had a fight."
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"Aw. Welcome to an adult relationship."
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"Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator."
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"- Joey, I need to talk to you. - Oh! Oh!"
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"Oh, oh, oh!"
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"But how? When?"
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"Man, this is unbelievable!"
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"- I know. It's great! Ha, ha. - Ha, ha."
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"We're so stupid."
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"Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey."
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""The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh."
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"Rules help control the fun."
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"Monica?"
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"What time is it?"
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"But it's dark out."
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"Um, well, that's because you always sleep till noon, silly."
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"This is what 9 looks like."
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"Watch that sunrise."
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"I know, me too. Hey, what if we went away for the whole weekend? No interruptions."
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"And we could be naked the entire time."
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"All weekend?"
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"- That's a whole lot of naked. - Mm-hm."
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"Yeah, I could say I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing."
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"Oh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair in Jersey!"
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"Ha, ha, okay. You know you're not, though."
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"- Right. Okay. - Let's go."
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"Wait. What about Joey?"
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"How weird! Chandler just told us he's got a conference there. Huh."
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"Oh, that's funny, ha, ha. Seems like Chandler's conference could've been..."
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"...in Connecticut or Vermont."
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"I'm not in charge of where the conference is held."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her. - No, she's out shopping."
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"- Damn. - What's going on?"
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"I told Emily to come."
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"And I just need to, you know, talk to Rachel about it."
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"Wait a minute."
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"So when Emily comes, you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?"
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"I'm focusing on the "I get to see my wife" part, all right..."
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"...and not on the part that makes me do this, huh?"
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"So you'll never be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?"
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"I have no idea. I mean..."
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"But I assure you, I will figure it out."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hi."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"What's going on?"
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"We're flipping Monica's mattress."
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"So I'm thinking, basically, we pick it up, and then we flip it."
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"That's better than my way."
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"Oh, hey, guys, would you flip mine too?"
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"- Oh, man. - Oh."
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"Oh, look! A letter from my mom."
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"You know how Emily's coming, right?"
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"Can you hear anything?"
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"Oh, yeah, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?""
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"Hey, Joey's ass."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Remember when they got in that big fight and broke up..."
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"Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again."
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"You know? So I hid this in here."
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"Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles..."
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"Ooh, Mad Libs. Mine!"
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"Condoms?"
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"Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be in here."
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"We may have to re-populate the Earth."
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"And condoms are the way to do that?"
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"Anyway, it all boils down to this."
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"- The last time I talked to Emily... - Aah! Oh, my God! Our dog died!"
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"- What? - Oh, my God. LaPooh, our dog!"
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"LaPooh's still alive?"
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"Oh! It says he was hit by an ice-cream truck and dragged for..."
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"- Oh! Oh, my God. - Sweetie, we heard you crying."
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"- Please don't cry. - It's LaPooh!"
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"I know, it's LaPooh right now but it'll get better."
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"Ooh, chocolates on the pillows! Oh, I love that!"
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"You should live with Joey. Rolos everywhere."
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"Monica, get in here. It's a high-speed car chase on!"
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"We're switching rooms."
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