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Clips from Friends - The One Where No One's Ready (S03E03)

"...and what looks like cider."
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"Taste it."
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"Yeah, it's fat."
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"Hey."
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"I just have to get dressed."
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"Glass of fat?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"JOEY: Whoa!"
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"ROSS: Hello! You look great!"
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"You see this? This is a person who is ready to go."
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"You are my star."
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"All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out I do put career before men."
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"I went to the bathroom. You knew I'd be back."
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"The "big deal" is, I was sitting there last! So..."
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"You guys, you know what? It doesn't matter."
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"Ooh. Are you gonna do magic?"
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"Everyone will see if we arrive after it starts."
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"- Really? - Oh, my. Would you look at that?"
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"What if I'm already there when you play this message?"
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"Rachel? Rach?"
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"It could be important. Shouldn't I call him back?"
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"...I went through the same thing. You know what I did?"
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"There we go. There we go."
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"You rotten boys!"
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"What gets out hummus?"
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"I am so comfortable."
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"JOEY: Me too."
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"When I get back, it's Chair City. And I'm the guy..."
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"Is this a little too...?"
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"- It won't go with this dress. - You're right."
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"- Not out of clothes. - Can Phoebe borrow your green dress?"
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"How could it not be breezy? No, because you're in such a breezy place."
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"What a cool job."
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"Please pass the pie."
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"I got a message and didn't know if it was old or new..."
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"Call me about this weekend, okay?"
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"It was Michelle."
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"It was definitely Michelle."
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"Yeah, which we have to leave for in 12 minutes."
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"Come on, I'll just pick something out for you."
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"I, in turn, have noticed that you are not."
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"That's right! I'm taking the essence."
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"I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep."
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"Yeah, which, by the way, Chandler, I would like back one of these days."
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"What?"
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"Okay, hold on. Why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?"
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"[STAMMERING]"
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"I thought, all right, I'll be political."
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"...and pick out any shoes that fit your feet."
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"I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make..."
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"- I'll get it. MONICA: Okay."
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"Ooh! It's Michelle! Ooh!"
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"You're so sweet."
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"You know what's weird?"
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"Donald Duck never wore pants."
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"I only beeped in so I could hear my own message."
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"Yeah!"
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"- I'm calling her back. - No, no, no! Tick, tick, tick."
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"I'm not mad. I'm just not going."
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"- You know that I have to go, right? - Mm-hm."
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"Well, of course, the humiliating."
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"So we..."
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"Okay, buddy boy, here it is."
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"[GROANS]"
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"It's hot with all this stuff on."
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"Look, I was a jerk, okay? I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there."
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"No, no, no. Now wait a minute. Wait a minute."
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"- That actually sounds interesting. - What?"
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"Okay, if that's what it takes to show you how much you mean to me..."
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"Let's see what else he'll do!"
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"Monica!"
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"[LINE RINGS]"
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"RECORDED VOICE: You have three new messages."
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know."
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"Anyway, I beeped into your machine and I heard this message..."
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"...that freaked me out..."
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"MONICA: Hi, Richard, it's Monica."
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"ROSS: Rachel!"
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"And I still have about five seconds to spare."
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"That was about 7 seconds."
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"What?"
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"WHITFIELD: Dr. Geller?"
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"Hi."
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"Yes?"
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"What do you mean, your seat?"
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"JOEY: All right, they got water, orange juice..."
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"I drank fat!"
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"- Why aren't you dressed? - We have a half-hour."
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"That was four minutes ago. We have to be out the door at 20 to 8."
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"Relax, we'll be ready. It takes us two minutes to get dressed."
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"I'd feel better if you got dressed now."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, look at you, all sexy."
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"Really?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"- How come you didn't come over earlier? - Because I'm a stupid, stupid man."
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"And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?"
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"Yeah. Once I figure out what I'm wearing."
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"What's the matter? You nervous about your speech?"
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"Nope."
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"...I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey."
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"- Hello. ROSS: Hey."
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"Thank you. I know, though."
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"Phoebe, you..."
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"Get up."
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"What?"
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"- You're in my seat. - How is this your seat?"
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"I was sitting there."
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"But then you left."
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"What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else!"
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"...it's my seat."
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"- Hi. PHOEBE: Hey."
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"Ooh. Phoebe, you look great!"
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"All right already."
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"That's funny. Change."
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"- Hang on, I just got in. - I don't care."
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