Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Veep - Judge (S06E06)

"It's like Satan's humidor out here. My God!"
Veep
"I mean, is anyone as shocked as I am that I'm doing this?"
Veep
"Oh, I thought you were just being lazy."
Veep
"'Cause he grew up and moved to DC."
Veep
"or we have to give back the old money."
Veep
"Why am I asking somebody who has sex one and a half times a year"
Veep
"- 'Cause of the glasses, yeah. - And, Madam President, it's..."
Veep
"It's White City. We couldn't afford Lynch City."
Veep
"He takes his boys real, real seriously."
Veep
"with newspapers in the last 10 years?"
Veep
"I just read the news on my phone."
Veep
""The other day, I found my daughter, Ellen,"
Veep
"- Creepy. - "So, I sat her down and we dialogued.""
Veep
"- It's not. - "but it was not okay"
Veep
"I think we both found that solution very 'rosinable.'""
Veep
"Okay, well, Mike..."
Veep
"if I hear of anything, I'll let you know."
Veep
"Thank you so much, Leon. I owe you big-time."
Veep
"just to whet your appetite."
Veep
"- I'm gonna. - No."
Veep
"No, there is gonna be a raw bar."
Veep
"- I was joshing with ya. - Ah! I know, okay."
Veep
"- Hey! Hello. - Hello, Mr. Walsh."
Veep
"- but thank you very much. - I understand."
Veep
"You know what, I saw that Tom James"
Veep
"being interviewed on the television about the two of you."
Veep
"Looks like he works out."
Veep
"- Where are my manners? - Does he work out?"
Veep
"Them's fighting words."
Veep
"I mean, none of the polling research"
Veep
"The ghost is gone."
Veep
"The Daylight Savings Time-loving bureaucrats"
Veep
"on the taxpayers' dime for too long."
Veep
"- That's not how it works. - Oh!"
Veep
"We're back in two. Guys, let's talk."
Veep
"I don't know how to say this to you, Danny, but the network is not happy."
Veep
"They want you to get an interview with the head of the Jeffersons."
Veep
"And up next, a long-lost letter from WWII"
Veep
"Amy, Richard, and Madam President."
Veep
"Look... Madam President, with all due respect,"
Veep
"the government should get shut down."
Veep
"because some guy took a poo on the beverage cart."
Veep
"You know what, Amy, you are now in charge of finishing the book with Mike."
Veep
"- We're still doing that? - Yeah!"
Veep
"All right, Madam President,"
Veep
"I found this person of interest lurking around out there."
Veep
"- No. - I can vouch for him for the most part."
Veep
"- It's not in here. - What?"
Veep
"- I don't have my diary. - Then look harder!"
Veep
"- It's gotta be in there! - Shit."
Veep
"- No, you just ate breakfast now. - No, I'm on DC time."
Veep
"- I mean, I just... - I'm sorry for how I behaved,"
Veep
"- No, no, I didn't... - Hey, did you say Sturges Energy?"
Veep
"I'll make that call for you."
Veep
"- Why? Come on. - No. Plus, we're in Gary's house"
Veep
"Hey, Dan, look at my sandwich."
Veep
"Remind you of Jane?"
Veep
"I hear your days are numbered, boy-o."
Veep
"there is no fucking way I am going on your show!"
Veep
"I'll be in my car getting drunk."
Veep
"that's impossible to get tickets to..."
Veep
"I get them in a five-gallon bucket."
Veep
"Yes! Done-zo!"
Veep
"Well, then, I guess we have a deal."
Veep
"Jesus Christ, it's not like I'm gonna rape the president."
Veep
"you aren't going to rape the president?"
Veep
"Of course I'm not. Why would I say I would?"
Veep
"This is my final offer, all right?"
Veep
"- Oh, my... - Saving."
Veep
"Why don't you take it up with the Anti-Defamation League?"
Veep
"Good afternoon, gentlemen."
Veep
"Wow, Gary!"
Veep
"and he thinks that you're a little Upper East Side."
Veep
"- Yeah. You know, like a snob. - You've gotta be kidding me."
Veep
"- Oh, is that right? - Yeah, Maryland had slaves."
Veep
"- Yeah. - Party on."
Veep
"- I think it's a little elitist. - I know!"
Veep
"'cause maybe we'll rent it for my birthday."
Veep
"Do you know that if 30,000 more people in Alabama"
Veep
"because things started loosening up, you know."
Veep
"Oh, no diary. Fuck!"
Veep
"I left it at security."
Veep
"Classic red lip."
Veep
"- That's what she needs. - Hmm."
Veep
"Mm-hmm."
Veep
"And I'm gonna tell it tonight at the party."
Veep
"he finally took me out hunting."
Veep
"- You were passed out? - Yeah."
Veep
"- And he was standing over you? - Yeah."
Veep
"But listen, what the judge doesn't know"
Veep
"I didn't hit anything."
Veep
"He just wanted me to feel like a man."
Veep
"and matching boots for my G.I. Joe doll."
Veep
"Mike and Amy texted that they had to head up to the National Archives."
Veep
"- Everything. - Ugh, what would I do without you?"
Veep
"Just take the deal and you could be governor or senator"
Veep
"I don't have an office. I share a desk with Kent."
Veep
"Well, then you can clean out your half-desk."
Veep
"Yeah."
Veep
"Quartie's gonna love this. Yeah."
Veep
"Ma'am, this doesn't seem right."
Veep
"- No. - Yeah, let's lose it."
Veep
"Quartie, President Meyer."
Veep
"I think you're teasing me."
Veep
"You know, my mother was an alcoholic."
Veep
"Are you mean when you drink?"
Veep
"- It's all right, playa. - Okay, fine."
Veep
"Oh, what's up now? 9-11, bitches!"
Veep
"We're gonna fly two planes into the club!"
Veep
"Next stop, "Green-wich" Village! Here we go, let's go!"
Veep
"Let's go... oh, fuck! Hey, you could've killed me!"
Veep
"in your Bloomingdale's and your Zabar's."
Veep
"- Very good, very good. - Okay, okay. Good, good."
Veep
"Hey, Brian. Brian, Beth!"
Veep
"Where you guys going? You're the only people I know left."
Veep
"- And the lawn jockeys. - Sorry."
Veep
"I'm sorry, Marjorie."
Veep
"Who's Gary?"
Veep
"Like Gary, I, too, was born in the glory"
Veep
"that is the deep south... of Maryland."
Veep
Show more clips