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Clips from 30 Rock - The Aftermath (S01E01)

"Got another character named Ching-Chong who loves to play ping-pong."
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"I just made that up right now 'cause that's how I flow."
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"I'm up for anything."
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"I thought me and you could play Seinfeld and Bill Cosby."
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"How you doing?"
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"There is no way I am working with that guy."
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"Do you know that he got arrested for walking naked through LaGuardia?"
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"He bit Dakota Fanning on the face."
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"I understand this is tough for you, but what did I tell you?"
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"- Not to freak out? - Right. And what else?"
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"- Stop falling in love with gay guys? - About this."
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"That you're looking out for me, but it doesn't seem..."
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"The show is called "The Girlie Show," and you are the girl."
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"Nothing is gonna change that."
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"Glaub mir."
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"Diese Advantium Microwaves sind die besten."
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"How could you change the name of my show without telling me?"
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"Detlev, I'm gonna have to call you back."
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"Plow chops."
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""The Girlie Show" is now "TGS with Tracy Jordan"?"
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"You need to tell Jenna this was your idea and I didn't know anything about it"
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"and that she should be mad at you, not me."
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"Sure. Then we could braid each other's hair"
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"until we get our periods at the same time. Lemon, you're a supervisor."
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"No. They're your employees."
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"One of my employees is extremely mad at me. Will you talk to her?"
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"No, because then you're not gonna learn anything."
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"You have to manage these people, Lemon. It's your show. You have the tools."
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"Build the house, add on the pool and throw yourself into the deep end."
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"Lure you to the edge of the pool with a puppy and push you in."
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"Yikes."
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"Fine. I'll figure it out."
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"We're gonna be shooting promos in an hour underneath the new sign."
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"So have your people..."
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"So I said, "Rick, this chick's got an Adam's apple.""
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"He said, "Freaky-deakies need love, too.""
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"Freaky-deakies need love, too."
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"Charming."
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"- I'm doing good. - Superman does good."
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"You doing well."
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"I'll fix that. Just stay calm."
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"Stay calm? They changed the name of the show."
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"- You said you were looking out for me. - I am. I will handle it."
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"Lemon. Lemon. Can I be real with you?"
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"I'm not used to all these cue cards and all of that."
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"Don't worry about the cue cards. You have two lines."
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"You say, "Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm bringing the black back to NBC."
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"You're right. I got this."
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"Thanks for looking out for me, Lemon. I'm gonna crush it."
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"Show these people how a movie star does it."
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"OK. Here we go. In 3, 2..."
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"Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. And I'm bringing the black back to NBC,"
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"and I'm proud as a peacork, baby."
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"- What'd I say? - "Peacork.""
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""Peacock." Think "peacock." Right, Jenna?"
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"Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. And I'm bringing the black back to NBC,"
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"and I'm proud as a pea-cock, baby!"
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"That time, I think you may have hit it a little bit too hard."
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"Also, can you throw Jenna's name in there for me?"
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"Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. And I'm bringing the black back to NBC."
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"Right, Jenna Malvaney?"
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"Maroney... rhymes with baloney. Here we go."
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"In 3, 2..."
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"Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. And I'm bringing the black back to NBC,"
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"and I'm proud as a peacock, right, my baloney?"
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"Hi. I'm Tracy Jordan. I'm black, NBC!"
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"Very proud, like peacocks. Right, Janet?"
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"I think we got it."
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"That was beyond insulting. The guy doesn't even know my name."
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"- Why do you love him so much? - No, no, no."
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"I don't love him. Donaghy loves him, that's it."
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"Pete can't stand him. Toofer thinks he's an idiot. Even Cerie says he's a pig."
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"Frank likes his movies."
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"Frank also loves that video"
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"of the monkey smelling his own butt."
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"Nobody wants Tracy Jordan here except for certified non-genius Jack Donaghy."
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"I'm sorry to interrupt, Miss Maroney, but the sound guys want their microphone back."
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"- So everyone can... - Hear everything you're saying. Yes, ma'am."
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"- I didn't use the N-word, did I? - Oh, no, Miss Maroney, you did not."
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"- Oh, good. I mean, I never would, but... - Jenna, take the mike off!"
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"Oh, my God. That was bad, right?"
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"It wasn't great."
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"- Jack Donaghy wants to see you. - No, no. Tell him I'm very busy."
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"Come in. She's very busy."
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"Mr Donaghy, I sincerely apologize. I'm so embarrassed."
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"I see you bring a little feminine magic to everything you touch."
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"How did it go with Tracy Jordan when you apologized?"
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"I didn't think I needed to talk to him. He's not my friend. He's my employee."
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"No, he's not your employee. He's your product."
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"Like it or not, you're in the Tracy Jordan business now."
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"it's your responsibility to make things right."
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"Lunch break. That's a lunch break."
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"Back in 30 minutes."
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"Tracy, I hope I didn't hurt your feelings before."
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"Please. You can't hurt me."
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"I did stand-up on the road."
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"Good, 'cause I'm just trying to calm Jenna down 'cause she's paranoid and neurotic."
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"Your being here is just bringing out all of her crazy."
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"And please don't think that everyone hates you."
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"- Which one is Toofer? - The black guy."
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"Miss Lemon, I just want to let you know, y'all are on the monitors right now."
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"Son of a..."
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"mother!"
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"Paranoid? Well, that just confirms all my suspicions."
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"Sorry, everybody."
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"All right. I deserve that."
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"But I didn't say anything about you that I wouldn't have said to your faces."
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"Fine. The important thing is, don't take this out on Tracy."
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"All right. OK. Fine. Get it out of your system."
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"All right. Nothing that plugs in, you guys!"
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"Nothing that could really hurt me!"
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"Hello."
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"Lemon?"
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"Good."
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"I'm counting on you."
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"We got to do something."
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"Let's crash my car to see if the air bags go off."
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"Let me explain what I'm talking about first."
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"- Everybody is mad at us. - Mostly mad at you."
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"That's because Donaghy threw me into the deep end of a pool"
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