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Clips from Broad City (2014) - B&B-NYC (S03E03)

"- 'Cause, I'm like, this is the whole thing. - I am positive, dude!"
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"Like, they were bigger than my boobs!"
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"you know, even though I hate him, I admire."
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"So, sex!"
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"That sucks. Is it... Was it okay?"
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"It was awesome. We did stuff that I never even thought of before."
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"Heh heh heh."
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"I have frosting in every one of my crevices."
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"So Jaime's visiting his daddy this weekend."
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"In Guatemala?"
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"Which means, I have the place to myself."
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"It's like, weird and kinda Christian."
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"No, I'm gonna sublet my apartment on BnBNYC,"
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"so I can make some money 'cause I don't have a jerb right now."
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"Is it cool if I crash with you?"
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"What the fuck is wrong with me?"
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"What if we both list our apartments?"
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"If I get a renter, I stay with you."
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"Yes, dude, I really could use the extra cash right now."
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"I need to re-sole my loafers."
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"Ooh, cute."
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"- Ballerinas have it. - Ballerinas have it."
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"All right, I'm in."
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"I'm still in."
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""Queen artisan's nook in tolerable Gowanus."
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""Cockroach-free, except for in the bathroom and the kitchen,""
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""Shabby chic meets Brooklyn funk.""
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"Here's mine."
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"and a stunning view of a white... castle.""
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"I'm gonna post this for $700 a night."
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"It's New York, babe."
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"Hashtag, tenement life!"
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"Okay, $700."
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"But I doubt that anyone will..."
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"Oh, my gosh, what is happening right now?"
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"Me too, dude, this is crazy."
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"I say we both do it. We'll make bank!"
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"What if we stay on my roof?"
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"down the Main Line River and roasted crackers over a fire you built."
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"I'm just getting right up at hacky sack, man,"
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"Jeepers creepers, man."
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"So the WiFi network is free, it's Halal House,"
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"and the password is "PitaGuest," one word."
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"But the signal is barely there,"
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"so please enjoy some dank ganj."
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"My treat."
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"Mmm... Colorado."
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"I really hope you enjoy."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"This is the bedroom."
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"You probably would call it a boudoir."
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"This is a map I drew of Astoria, the 'hood."
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"Okay."
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"and this is a machete."
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"so I would just avoid that spot."
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"and I was thinking maybe you could take the other half,"
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"I see you are, um..."
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"whatever way."
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"I mean, with the camera. With the camera."
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"A thing that I established."
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"Oh, totally."
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"Ah. Yeah. Attends."
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"Attends, ne bouge pas."
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"Oh, voilà."
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"How you say?"
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"Do you say "leent"?"
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"- Leent? - Leent."
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"It's... Um, it's "lint.""
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"Even the wind feels real, right?"
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"The wind's real."
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"romantic."
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"The first time I ever saw any sex stuff"
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"was at my friend Amina Eltreebee's birthday party."
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"We watched "Fear.""
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"Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon on a roller coaster, he's like..."
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"- He's fingering her. - What?"
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"He's fingering her."
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"And then we all thought we had to pee, but I think everyone was just really horny."
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"I guess I..."
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"- Still confuse that now? - Yeah!"
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"Wake up in the middle of the night,"
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"her stepdad is watching us sleep in his undies."
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"Oh, finished the lasagna. But still, it was creepy, you know?"
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"Whoa."
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"- Oh, my God. - Holy shit!"
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"He's not in a body bag."
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"Hey, Ilana, everything okay?"
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"Yeah, Abbi and I have to crash with you tonight, though."
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"I can't tonight."
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"I have someone over."
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"A girl."
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"Pop a finger in there."
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"This is healthy."
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"All right. I gotta go."
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"Later."
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"I'll be right out."
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"Wow."
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"Um, who else?"
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"We don't?"
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"Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"- Turn on the old noggin. - Come on, give me something good, girl."
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"Here we go, think, think, think, think, think, think, think..."
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"Our guests are staying until 11:00 AM tomorrow."
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"All we have to do is stay out until 11:00!"
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"- we live in the city that never sleeps. - Yes. Exactly."
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"What if we go to that bar where we got mono?"
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"Watch the sunrise and get a romantic breakfast at the diner."
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"It is close to everything, though. Should we just go to that one?"
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"These taste pretty good, but they smell amazing."
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"Like, I would wear it as a scent."
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"Oh."
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"Maybe he wants to send me flowers, or, like,"
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"Christina!"
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"Yes, you picked up!"
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"Uh, yeah, it's at the 40/40 Club, all right?"
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"Free bottles."
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"I'm gonna get you back, girl!"
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"Opportunity, batch!"
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"We gotta take advantage of this."
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