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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Pilot (S01E01)

"Yum, yum, yum. He was delicious."
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"but I'm very much in the mood for some sexual intercourse."
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"Darling. Right next to the public toilet?"
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"Yes. But why don't I get home,"
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"--Why the hell would you do that?"
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"Why would you walk home?"
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"When you could turn into a bat?"
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"NANDOR: I would like some of that, uh,"
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"colorful dust that sparkles."
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"-Glitter? -Yes."
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"Get me some glitter."
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"Oh, I want to do something special"
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"for the Immortal One's arrival."
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"I'm going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body."
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"-Creepy paper. -It's crepe paper, Master."
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"NANDOR: Guillermo is my familiar,"
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"but sometimes he's a little toofamiliar, you know what I mean?"
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"I mean, he's always just there."
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"I think it's good, Master."
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"he's just not great at it."
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"Guillermo, my cape is stuck."
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"I don't like saying this kind of thing"
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"in front of him, of course."
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"Sorry, Guillermo."
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"-Cash or card? -Credit."
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"-Did you just throw a coin at me? -Yes."
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"Sir, you can't be throwing ancient coins at me."
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"-Just... Credit card's fine. -Guillermo, stab this man."
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"-He's joking. -Stab him."
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"-Ahh... -Thank you."
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"-Thank you so much. -You kind of disobeyed me just now."
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"And I'm noting it."
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"He doesn't see me, though, because I sneak behind him."
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"I watch him in the night,"
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"in secret."
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"In the old country, centuries ago,"
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"I was in a very passionate love affair"
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"with a human man called Gregor."
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"I don't think I ever really got over Gregor."
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"June, I've lost my boot."
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"The man I saw last night,"
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"I think it is him."
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"I think it is my reincarnated ex-boyfriend Gregor,"
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"with his head."
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"LASZLO: Put it on, June."
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"-Shut up, Laszlo! -Yes, there we are."
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"Boot on."
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"Okay, it's just down here somewhere."
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"It's so lovely."
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"What are we doing down here?"
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"There is a chamber, okay?"
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"It's going to be perfect for the bloodfeast."
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"-Colin, what are you doing in here? -Oh..."
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"This is my bedroom. I'm resting."
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"I didn't know he was gonna be in there."
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"-Why didn't you check?"
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"Well, we're going to move the StairMaster."
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"LASZLO: Is it definitely this boat?"
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"NANDOR: There he is."
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"NADJA: I knew he'd have a big box."
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"June, you need to go and fetch him."
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"WHARFINGER: Sir, I just need someone to sign for it."
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"-Where's the pen? -So, the tablet is the paper."
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"Your finger is the pen."
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"Okay, that's weird."
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"Okay, that's nothing."
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"You got long nails maybe or something?"
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"Would you like a go, Laszlo?"
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"-Do you have a quill? -No, it's all digital."
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"Then I'm not signing that."
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"Guillermo, give me your hand."
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"GUILLERMO: I think the baron might be here"
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"to see me become a vampire."
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"That would be really cool."
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"NADJA: I should be preparing for the bloodfeast,"
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"but I can't seem to stay away from new Gregor."
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"Man. Human man. Man!"
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"it is you."
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"Oh, my name is Jeff."
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"-Jeff? -J-Jeff Suckler."
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"My sweet Greg... Jeff S..."
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"Really-- J-Jeff Suckler?"
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"I call that "Nadja's Theme.""
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"Guillermo, are the virgins arriving soon?"
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"They should be any minute now, Master."
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"Sorry."
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"Don't do that."
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"Hello. So glad you could make it."
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"Please come in, quickly."
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"Everyone, this is Jenna and Jonathan."
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"-Hi. -Hi."
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"Are you virgins?"
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"I don't see how that's relevant."
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"-Mm. -I'm actually"
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"but we've yet to meet IRL."
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"Yeah."
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"JONATHAN: All right, okay, let's do it."
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"Are they a vampire LARP group?"
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"Yeah, well, why don't we wait in here?"
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"The party's gonna start in a few minutes,"
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"GUILLERMO: No. No, no, no! No, no, no, no."
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"No, no, no. I said no!"
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"We take our LARPing very seriously."
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"And that was just an example. I wanted you to see that."
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"So, are you a knight?"
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"I thought you were gonna say "night watchman.""
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"I'm a-I'm a night watchman"
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"Mmm."
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"Protector of the people."
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"Oh, no, not-not really."
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"Oh, my sweet Gregor-Jeff,"
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"-Oh, yeah."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"Ooh, do you remember that first time"
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"that we made love, and it was so passionate"
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"that I accidentally cut off your head?"
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"-No. What? -Mm!"
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"But then I kept going, squeezing"
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"We should do that again."
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"But I mustn't. But I want to."
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