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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Pilot (S01E01)

"All new. Wednesdays at 10:00 only on FXX."
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"There's mean-girl issues with my youngest,"
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"Can you please arrange for a pleasant dream while I'm under?"
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"-It's my specialty, dear. -Guess what my specialty is."
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"All new Thursdays at 10:00 on FX."
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"-Again."
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"ANNOUNCER: FX presents What We Do in the Shadows."
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"It's nightfall."
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"The job of a vampire's familiar"
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"is not an easy one."
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"It's very dangerous."
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"Good evening, Master."
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"MAN : Guillermo?"
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"Yes, sir?"
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"-Is that you? -Yes, Master."
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"-Okay. -Okay, Master."
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"It's time to... rise."
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"MAN: The... Okay."
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"MAN: Guillermo, it is stuck."
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"I think it is the latch."
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"is like being a best friend."
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"Who-Who's also a slave."
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"GUILLERMO: Tomorrow night marks"
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"I started working for my Master."
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"I think he's planning something pretty special."
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": I think he's gonna make me a vampire."
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"Okay, Master."
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"Very cool, Master."
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"Very scary."
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"Thank you."
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"♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪"
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"♪ They have no use for your song♪"
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"♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪"
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"♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪"
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"♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪"
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"♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪"
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"NANDOR: Everyone?"
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"Nadja, Laszlo."
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"-Yeah? -Yes? -Can you come downstairs"
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"for a second, please?"
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"Thank you, Laszlo."
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"Yes, good, excellent."
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"So, listen."
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"and I would like very much to read it to you."
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"-But not here, we want to go into the library. -Why not here?"
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"I'd like to read it in there. It's just a formality."
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"It'll sound exactly the same if you"
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"read it here than if you read it in there."
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"in the Ottoman Empire."
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"Which meant a lot of killing, lot of pillaging."
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"People would say, "Please, don't pillage me.""
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"And I would say, "No."
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"I'm pillaging everyone, you included.""
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"I was relentless."
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"Because I just never relent."
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"So I'd like very much for us to go into there, please."
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"Just a formality."
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"Come on, please, it's just a formality."
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"-You could have read it by now.-Hmm."
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"-Oh, fuck this, fine. -Thank you, Laszlo."
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"It's just a formality, please, Nadja."
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"-Just a formality, thank you."
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"Guillermo, the door."
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"-Last night,"
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"there were all these people down there,"
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"shouting and screaming, half-drunk."
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"Where did they find the alcohol?"
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"No, they were half-drunk. They'd been half drunk."
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"-Oh. -Please, finish a whole victim"
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"before moving on to a next one, okay?"
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"It's very unhygienic."
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"I think I know who's leaving them down there,"
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"-but I don't want to say.-If you've got something to say,"
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"-then damn well say it. -It's not hygienic."
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"The problems with living with other vampires"
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"are the vampires I have chosen to stay with."
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"Nandor is like"
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"trying to control everything on the farm."
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"wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house."
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"LASZLO: I was the most handsome man"
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"in our village."
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"by leprosy and the plague."
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"That's true."
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"And I, myself, did contract leprosy,"
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"but I was quite lucky 'cause it couldn't be seen."
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"It was only one part of my anatomy."
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"Well, I can see it."
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"I was awoken by this..."
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"horrible clawing at the window."
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"And I thought, "Who the hell is that?"
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"Well, I saw the most beautiful woman I had ever seen."
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"But she was gripping the window"
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"and she was clawing at the glass."
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"I was hypnotized."
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"I used hypnosis on him."
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"Which I found out later."
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"Anyway, obviously I invited her in."
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"We were about to make love"
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"when she turned into this hideous, leathery bat thing."
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"She drained me of my blood,"
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"Why don't we just write on them with marker pen?"
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"LASZLO: Oh, that's a good suggestion."
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"Marker pens, Guillermo."
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"Make sure they're permanent."
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"-Sharpie. -LASZLO: Genius."
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"-NADJA: With date, as well. -Yes, great thinking, Nadja."
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"-And yes, this... yes. -The name of the month, day, year."
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"Okay."
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"And now we come..."
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"to the reading... of the letter."
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"-At last."
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"Guillermo? Close the door."
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"-The door's closed, Master. -Close it more."
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"More."
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"Good."
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"-Now that we are gathered here..."
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"in accordance with the protocols..."
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"Yes."
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"We have received this letter."
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