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Clips from What We Do in the Shadows (2019) - Pilot (S01E01)

"GUILLERMO: Being a vampire's familiar"
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"-MAN: Guillermo, it's too loud.-What?"
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"the ten-year anniversary since"
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"He awakens."
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world♪"
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"We have received a letter"
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"I'm not going to disagree with you, but that's not the point."
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"NANDOR: I was a very ferocious soldier"
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"They would call me Nandor"
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"Just a formality, okay? Look, it's not even that far."
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"-That wasn't so bad, was it?"
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"Now before we go into the reading of the letter,"
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"How dare you."
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"-Hyah!"
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"NADJA: And Laszlo is my big, crazy,"
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"-I ought to fucking kill you!"
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"We have a great time together."
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"His village was very badly affected"
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"Anyway, one night,"
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"'Cause I live on the third floor.""
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"So I went to investigate it, I threw back the curtain..."
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"and thus making me a bloodthirsty"
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"creature of the night."
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"Put our names and the date?"
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"-NADJA: Yeah. -Good idea, Nadja."
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"together as one, finally,"
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"Yes."
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"NANDOR: How do you..."
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"-GUILLERMO: Like that. -Shh."
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"Vampire comments only."
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"I think the main purpose for the Baron's visit"
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"But as you can see,"
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"A few hundred years ago,"
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"we enjoyed a very intense, very long sexual affair."
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"This could make it awkward,"
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"to see him with Laszlo..."
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"Acrobatic stuff, you might say."
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"We should get a chariot led by"
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"A van?"
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"-Yes, when the Baron arrives"
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"Actual v. Budget, year-to-date, no thanks."
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"Don?"
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"of vampire."
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"Make sure there's no sunlight."
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"from Interview with the Vampire."
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"We wouldn't want the Baron waking up to sunlight"
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"But here, I am a very high-level paladin."
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"to... kill."
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"a lot of prejudice against vampires at that time."
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"-We should kill them. -Yes, that's what I'm saying."
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"What?"
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"What the fuck?"
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"Now, listen, I don't know about you,"
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"get cleaned up, then we can carry on with our love-making."
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"Um, I'm going to walk home."
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"Whatever for, Master?"
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"So deliciously macabre."
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"Master, this is pretty "macarbre.""
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"NANDOR: I mean, he works really hard,"
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"That's okay, Master."
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"Lot of glitter."
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"You cannot pay with that."
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"-I tried, and... -Here you go, man."
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"NADJA: Recently I have been seeing another man."
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"He was a knight."
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"He got decapitated in battle."
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"Even when I met Laszlo."
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"June?"
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"Why haven't I been to this part of the house before?"
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"-No one has for 80 years. - Gorgeous."
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"If we have the ceremony in here,"
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"-You idiot."
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"It's fine, we're gonna have the ceremony in the attic."
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"We can't, the StairMaster's in there."
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"Both of you, for some reason, aren't registering here."
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"I'm ready."
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"-S-Sorry, what did you say? -Gregor,"
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"-Yeah. -Ew."
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"Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum...."
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"LASZLO: Mm."
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"in a relationship online,"
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"Well done, Guillermo."
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"so we can just hang out, and I'll come get you when..."
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"I'm inspired."
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"Yeah, I'm... Well, no, uh, sorry."
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"I forgot how much ofa fantastic raconteur you were."
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"until my needs were met. Hmm."
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"Uh..."
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"Okay, Guillermo."
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"of the nine generations that have surpassed us"
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"♪ In nomine Patris♪"
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"He ate the familiar."
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"That's scary."
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"Ne la materia"
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"I have risen again."
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"He's so hilarious."
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"As an advocate of the old ways,"
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"Which is what I just said."
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"to an eternal future."
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"-They are filming me? -Yes."
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"It's kind of a natural piece."
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"Bah. You are weak."
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"This Staten Island."
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"in the New World?"
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"It is where the boat dropped us off."
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"I've been saying it for centuries, and he would never"
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"But when I awaken,"
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"we will rule this..."
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"Staten Island."
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"NANDOR: The Baron is furious with us."
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"It's so dumb that I wore glitter."
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"At least we have the virgins."
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"and don't have driver's licenses,"
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"and they get into the nooks and crannies, so..."
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"You are glum, Guillermo."
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"Happy anniversary, Guillermo."
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"It's a portrait made from glitter."
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"Ten years of service."
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"♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪"
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"-We're not having a wedding. -We're eloping, suckas!"
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