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Clips from Superstore - Labor (S01E01)

"Maybe it's Braxton Hicks."
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"Okay, this is it!"
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"This is happening!"
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"I feel nothing."
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"Attention, shoppers."
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"Maybe "Nurse Jackie"?"
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"All right, Cheyenne."
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"Now, in the last 24 hours,"
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"Calcium carbonate. That's fine."
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"You're welcome, everyone."
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"Okay, look. I took part in a cow birth once."
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"Ah, no. Yes."
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"- I figured he'd want to see it. - All right."
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"This is a private moment."
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"I like that. I like that."
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"Oh, um..."
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"Braxton Hicks, I guess. It's false labor."
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"and I was wondering if maybe we could get her"
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"you guys are having?"
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"This is me, Dina, talking to you, union buster Steve."
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"Let's take a break."
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"There's Glenn, and there's, um..."
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"of paid maternity leave for the employees?"
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"- I love this. - Great."
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"Okay, calm down."
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"And we're back to wiener."
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"Look at that."
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"No, you've got a nice voice."
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"That's me. That's what I sound like."
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"You don't sound anything like..."
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"If you want to help Cheyenne, this is the way to do it."
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"I'm saying you don't know how the real world works."
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"- Yeah, I think so. - We should..."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Good."
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"- Thank you. - Bye, Harmonica."
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"Bye."
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"Yeah."
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"- What? - Yeah, so, um..."
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"are leaving early because they're staging a walkout"
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"♪ Out here in the fields ♪"
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"♪ I farm for my meals ♪"
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"♪ Sally, take my hand ♪"
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"that you're upset about Glenn."
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"Sure, Glenn."
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"What could possibly go wrong?"
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"I don't know."
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"But it's worth a shot, right?"
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"♪♪"
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"This is a big moment."
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"We were number one in shrink reduction"
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"I think I'm having this baby here."
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"No, wait! We're a store!"
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"- Get some towels! - On it."
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"You're not gonna have the baby in the store."
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"You have plenty of time, Chey."
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"And it could be false labor."
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"You know? That's called a Braxton Hicks contraction."
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"This baby is not gonna be born in Cloud 9."
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"Okay, we get it. You know the term Braxton Hicks."
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"We're all very impressed."
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"No, I'm having this baby here."
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"Who am I kidding? This is Cloud 9."
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"Anybody here watched a lot of "Grey's Anatomy?""
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"Not "The Knick.""
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"Towels. Towels. Towels."
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"Oh."
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"Move! Pharmacist coming through."
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"Step aside. I need room."
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"I need you to listen to me here, and we will get through this."
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"have you taken any medication I need to know about."
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"Just some Tums."
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"All right."
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"Okay, yeah. That's it?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"I'm a pharmacist."
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"I don't know how to deliver a baby."
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"Gross."
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"But, um, good luck."
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"Okay, that's good."
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"If the contractions are longer, that means you're in..."
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"it's called active labor, so I guess you're in active labor."
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"I'm gonna go get some stuff."
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"The calf died, but I learned what not to do."
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"No, no, no, no."
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"Will we need cotton balls?"
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"I'll get cotton balls."
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"No, no."
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"Ooh, yes."
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"Cheyenne, I want you to wait until"
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"you have an uncontrollable urge to push, okay?"
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"And then, you're gonna bear down with all your strength"
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"for ten seconds at a time, okay?"
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"I can't believe you know how to handle this."
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"Well, I played the abortion doctor in a Hell house once."
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"- Garrett, you're filming this? - Yeah, for Bo."
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"Can everyone else back up?"
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"You're doing great."
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"- I'm right here. - Excuse me, miss."
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"What's the difference between a sunblock and a sunscreen?"
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"This is it! The baby's coming!"
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"All right. That's nice."
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"Yeah, this is it, guys."
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"It's coming. This is the moment."
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"The contractions stopped."
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"- Oh. - That's, um... huh."
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"I guess it should put on my pants now."
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"The company's targeted maneuvers"
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"are also a direct reflection of its mission."
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"It reads, "Cloud 9's mission statement is a lower price point""
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""creates a..." Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Cheyenne? You okay?"
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"I'm fine."
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"I just..."
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"The baby's compressing my lungs..."
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"And making it really hard for me to just take a full breath."
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"- But I'm okay. - No, you're not okay."
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"You almost gave birth to your child"
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"in the store yesterday."
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