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Clips from Sex and the City - The Freak Show (S02E02)

"Today, that hope is still alive. It's called The First Date."
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"...who took steam baths with Ron Perlman..."
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"An excellent first-date pedigree."
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"I think you should know my specialty is sexual harassment."
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"Really. So is mine."
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"I do have a prior record of driving men a Iittle crazy."
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"Samantha had celebrated her 35th birthday..."
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"SIap me."
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"-You've got to be kidding. -C'mon."
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"Apparently the view left a little to be desired."
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"...for the new coffee-table book du jour."
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"Give him credit. Takes a Iot of work to get rigged up Iike that."
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"You see, this is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks."
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"If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him."
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"It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out from propagating the species."
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"I'm getting more shrimp."
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"-He's Mr. Pussy. -Mr. who?"
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"Suddenly, Charlotte's towels were looking very different."
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"He's just amazing at eating pussy."
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"-Eating out? -Shouldn't it be eating in?"
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"Reality was, the only thing that went down with regularity on Charlotte's dates..."
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"-Why not? -Maybe I want more than that."
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"Amen."
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"I'm not afraid to say it. I Iove money."
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"Step right up, folks."
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"You want to Iean a Iittle closer? Maybe hear our entire conversation?"
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"Why don't you and your fucking girlfriend just sit on our Iaps at the movie?"
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"The Man With Two Faces."
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"Parents, please keep the kiddies away from the cage of..."
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"Okay, now I was afraid."
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"Apparently the men in the dating world had devolved since the last time I visited."
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"Now they're out there among us, roaming free. Is it true?"
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"Apparently Charlotte's week went a little better than mine."
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"On Monday night, she was finally ready to let Mitch under her sheets..."
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"-Friday. -God!"
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"Meanwhile, all I wanted to do was run away."
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"Hi, Carrie."
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"I was instantly attracted."
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"So when did you guys all become freaks?"
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"Then a month in, I discover she's a freak. They hide it really well."
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"That's why I don't date anymore. Women are bizarre."
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"-Their wives were very skinny. -Maybe it was an optical illusion."
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"-Would you have dinner with me? -I thought you didn't date."
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"Maybe."
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"...two complete strangers gave out their unlisted phone numbers."
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"-Unbelievable. -Isn't it? Fat from my own ass."
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"Maybe a non-kiss."
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"-I think the fat's already gone to your head. -Could you put your skirt down?"
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"I got to go. I'm meeting Mitch at my apartment."
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"-So how is he? -He is amazing."
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"Have you guys had dinner together? Have you seen a play, anything?"
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"He makes me happy."
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"Things were actually going remarkably well."
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"-I see, you're boring. -I Iike to see it as traditional."
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"Traditional? Traditional can be good."
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"Nothing makes you feel like more of a non-couple..."
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"Culture, food, the Park, cabs at 3:00 a.m. Why Ieave?"
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"Perhaps to experience a world outside Manhattan."
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"I'd unwittingly set Miranda up on a date with Manhattan Guy."
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"...and midnight shows at the Angelica."
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"I also happen to Iike the country. This does not make me a freak."
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"You're obviously not from here."
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"Miranda had invoked our code phrase."
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"Unfortunately, I wasn't ready to accept defeat."
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"-I thought you already fed your cat. -I have to feed it again."
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"And by the way, if Luke is a freak, Ben is bound to be a freak, too."
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"God, I hope not."
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"It's adorable."
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"My friend's marriage didn't Iast, but Tweety Bird did."
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"So what about you?"
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"-You're probably perfect? -No."
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"I Iike scrappy."
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"And then The Amazing Tattooed Man made love to me."
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"While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy..."
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"...Charlotte was trying to do everything but."
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"There, over the exotic-fruit plate..."
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"You're awfully quiet tonight. What are you thinking about?"
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"From that moment on, Charlotte couldn't be in the same room with a fig."
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"To Samantha, surgery was like being at Barneys."
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"Doctor, you're needed on the phone."
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"Knee Iift."
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"Samantha felt like she had walked into a fun house."
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"I'm Iate for my soccer game. Stay here. I'II be back in two hours."
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"I was deep into the sex haze and completely freaked out."
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"If the rest of the species had devolved, Ben would have to be a freak to survive."
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"I just wanted to see what the guy ate..."
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"...Iistened to..."
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"Somewhere in this hip, normal-looking apartment..."
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"And I wasn 't gonna rest until I found it."
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"I don't know."
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"Something freaky."
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"I thought you were actually a normal one."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Good idea."
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"That was the day I came face to face with my freak."
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"But we keep trying, because you have to figure..."
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"...if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us."
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"Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us..."
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"Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope..."
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"...opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams."
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"...resembles its own little Ellis Island."
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"Hordes of single women crowded into a hot, cramped space..."
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"Or at least to get a hot meal in transit."
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"Samantha didn't believe in The First Date. But she did believe in sex after it."
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"I think you missed a drop."
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"...and owned an apartment on the 39th floor of Museum Tower."
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"You fit the profile."
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"...for as long as we could remember."
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"-I'm just gonna freshen up. -I think you're pretty fresh already."
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"There, next to his Brooks Brothers suits..."
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"...was the world's smallest cedar-lined den of inequity."
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"The next night, Samantha invited us to a party she was throwing..."
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"Most of my first dates don't even open the cab door."
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"-What if he's still there? -The super'd find him eventually."
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"That's completely unfair."
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"-What about us? -We're just choosey."
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"You know what the worst part of the date was?"
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"Harrison actually thought I was 40."
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"...it was that there is only one answer to this question."
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"When Charlotte really liked a guy, she said his whole name."
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