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Clips from The Simpsons - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore (S17E17)

"Before we begin the movie, please join me in a moment"
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"Does this mean we're losing our jobs?"
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"Your jobs are safe."
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"Luxury? This thermostat is just painted on."
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"Send someone right over."
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"What's a Macgyver, and why does it have a convention?"
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"Richard Dean Anderson."
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"You finally came to our convention!"
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""Oh, I'm Macgyver. I can make a bomb"
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"I feel like I've just gone through the stargate to one heck of a convention!"
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"You're as close as we'll ever get!"
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"That's me!"
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"Calm down, dad.What happened?"
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"Okay, Apu said his cousin kavicould help me out."
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"Let's see..."
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"No."
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"You know, moe,that sign is powered by non-american workers."
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"Just this."
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"Now I'd like to introduce you to your new manager."
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"Man, what do I do?"
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"Ibm help line, this is Brian."
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"Dallas fort-worth marriott."
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"How can I help y'all?"
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"Next."
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"In fact, there's no need for us to be here at all."
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"If only I had some kind of proof."
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"Sir, I really don't think we should have left Simpson in charge."
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"Those are corpses."
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"Both doors have tigers!"
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""Bless me, Macgyver,for I have sinned"?"
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"It turned out it was the line for the ladies' room."
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"Surrey."
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"This calls for your most ingenious escape ever."
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"Grape juice and tears."
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"You know, Smithers,"I told you so" has a brother."
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"May!"
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"you don't have to worship him."
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"Mylar balloons. Mylar balloons."
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"Even the beast-on-beast combat, that had potential."
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"How's chief Wiggum?"
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"I know you want to."
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"transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Marcel & Job22"
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"I love it when Mr. Burns shows a movie at work."
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"I'm not sittin' up front with you guys."
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"It's bad for your eyes."
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"Suckers."
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"of silence for the workers who gave their lives in an heroic..."
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"Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie!"
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"The american worker:"
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"Proud, tough, hardworking."
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"And tired!"
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"These jobs are killing us."
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"Outsourcing, take them away!"
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"It's a miracle!"
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"They moved our factory to a third-world nation."
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"Now I have more time to play the lottery."
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"Ka-ching!"
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"Hey, america, why not let some of the other countries"
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"carry their share of the load?"
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"You can, with the best kind of sourcing: Outsourcing."
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"what a great film."
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"And I think it makes a terrific point:"
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"Effective immediately, I'm closing the plant"
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"and moving all operations to India."
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"No, no."
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"They'll just be done by someone else in another country."
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"No! I just bought a $3 million house!"
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"However, federal law requires I keep one union worker on the payroll."
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"So, congratulations, whoever catches this bouquet!"
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"Woo-hoo! I win!"
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"In your face, best friends!"
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"You've been transferred to India!?"
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"Hey, Marge, it's what I gotta do to keep this family living in luxury."
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"My god! You're right."
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"I'd better call the guy."
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"Here he is."
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"Dad, that's Mac tonight."
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"Yeah? Well, while I'm gone, you'll do what he says."
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"Macgyver was a show about a secret agent"
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"who used inventions made of everyday objects to defeat bad guys."
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"And he was played by the three greatest names in the history of television:"
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"Did someone mention my names?"
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"Richard Dean Anderson!"
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"No. I'm looking for the convention for my new show, Stargate: SG1."
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"That."
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"It's over there."
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"Star-gate, S.G.-One!"
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"Star-gate, S.G.-One!"
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"You're into Macgyver?"
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"That show was so stupid."
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"out of a banana peel and a toaster.""
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"That show was just a paycheck to me, and nothing more."
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"How could he say that?"
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"Macgyver is my world."
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"Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans!"
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"Star-gate...!"
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"Richard Dean Anderson, of the four "star" franchises:"
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"-Wars, -trek, -gate, and -search,"
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""-gate" is easily my third favorite."
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"I get that a lot."
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"Question S.G.-One:"
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"How would your character, major general"
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"Jonathan "Jack" O'Neill, react to appearing at the Springfield stargate"
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"fanfest?"
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"He's aware of us!"
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"What in the name of Steve Ditko?!"
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"Hey, let go!"
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"Hey, watch the face!"
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"I need that for acting!"
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"He's gone!"
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"There must be a Stargate in this stadium!"
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"Everybody, look for it!"
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"There is a girl in the audience!"
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"Everybody look for her!"
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"This is a kilt, and I'm not a girl!"
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"Get him!"
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"Surprise!"
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"This is kidnapping!"
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"People are gonna know I'm missing."
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"There's a liquor store I go to every morning."
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