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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Smooch or Share (S02E02)

"I really should be getting back to those children,"
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"but I can't leave until I'm finished with you."
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"-Why? -Well, once I begin a task"
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"I feel I must complete it before I can move on."
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"-Why? -It's just this need inside of me."
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"I crave order, you see."
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"I suppose that's why mommy called me Mr. Bookshelf."
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"-Why? -I don't know why!"
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"She was the one who told me to organize the books and I organized them."
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"And then she made me feel strange about how I organized."
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"-Who? -Mommy!"
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"-Oh, you mean Mrs. Bookshelf. -No, I mean..."
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"Well, yeah, I suppose so. Though truth be told,"
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"she never married my father."
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"-What was he like? -Father..."
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"He was a tune whistled by a Cape Town whore."
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"over by the airport."
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"[smooching]"
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"All right!"
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"Okay, I guess it's my turn and I pick share."
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"What? You got to kiss somebody else"
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"to get the dark bread taste out of your mouth."
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"Uh... That's like asking a Beatle his favorite Beatles song."
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"Uh, there's so many."
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"-Okay, this one's good. -Okay."
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"-It's gross, but it's good. -Great, that's the question."
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"-At your pool house... -Sure."
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"Your parents are making lunch, I go to the bathroom,"
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"And then Leah.... Leah walks in on me."
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"Bah, bah, bah! You know?"
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"So you jerked off to my sister?"
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"Well, to her bathing suit, but yes, I guess it was... she had been in it."
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"So I was imagining her."
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"Ew! We don't want to think of Leah that way, Andrew's bad."
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"-The hell, Andrew? -She's hot. What are we supposed to do?"
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"But you can take it as a compliment."
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"-What's that? -You two have the same bone structure."
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"This dirty turtle jerked off in your house!"
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"Have you masturbated in my house before?"
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"No, never! When you're in the room... unless you're sleeping."
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"-I was looking at your cat clock. -My cat clock?"
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"-My grandmother gave me that clock. -I know."
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"-Oh, that also turns you on? -Looking at this in realistic way,"
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"all my thinking was pretty abstract."
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"-He's jealous 'cause he can't jack it. -Oh, yeah?"
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"You're a gigantic jizz creep."
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"Guys, stop it."
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"-I hate you! -That's convenient, 'cause I hate you too!"
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"What kind of hormone monster are you, man?"
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"Making your kid feel bad for jacking off? That's against the Jizzocratic Oath."
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"Which you signed in blood and semen."
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"I remember, it looked like a cream cheese and jelly sandwich,"
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"and I ate the whole thing. Yum, yum, yummy."
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"Great, thanks a lot, now I'm starving."
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"[Jessi] Where is it? I know it's here."
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"That's who I used to be. A person interested in social justice,"
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"the kind of female warrior who empowered other women."
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"That's too vague. Hold up. You know what?"
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"What I'm gonna do is just follow you."
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"God, I thought people were gonna laugh and applaud."
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"What's wrong with me? Nick and I are never gonna be friends again."
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"-Jay. -What?"
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"I like Jay, he has pubes."
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"and he's got a subscription to Jean Shorts Weekly."
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"The fuck? No, no. Nick's my best friend."
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"Women are into soggy guys."
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"Says so right here in Soggy Guy Monthly."
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"Andrew's right, I'm a dickless dwarf."
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"And I only said those terrible things to him because I feel bad about myself."
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"-But that's good! -Excuse me?"
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"You're supposed to feel that way."
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"-That's what the ghost says. -The ghost?"
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"The floating guy with the Harry Potter accent."
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"Hold on, are you talking about the Shame Wizard?"
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"Oopsie doopsie. I wasn't supposed to say anything. [giggling]"
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"No, no. This isn't cute or funny. What did he say to you?"
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"Ga, ga, gu, gu..."
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"Stop it! Have you been working for the Shame Wizard?"
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"No! No cahoots. The Shame Wizard sucks, he makes you feel shitty."
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"You need to feel shitty, or else you'll do things you'll regret."
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"-What about messing things up with Gina? -Yeah, and that's your fault too."
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"And what about when I made you call your dad a pussy?"
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"Wait, Nick!"
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"I'm not done listing all my failures."
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"Hey Gina, I just wanted to say I am--"
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"Gina, like, doesn't wanna talk to you."
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"Yeah, look, I totally understand why you're upset with me."
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"Wow, you and Nick are a real pair."
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"Your whole friend group. You can't do something awful and then say sorry,"
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"and then just expect like, make up make outs."
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"-What? -If Gina's gonna make out with anybody"
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"it's going to be me."
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"say goodbye to these."
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"-Wait, why? -I sleep on my side in the tanning bed."
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"Jessi, I put some golf balls in this pillowcase."
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"We're going to turn Lola's organs into cottage cheese."
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"I'm just trying to keep sisterhood alive, you guys."
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"-Sisterhood? Are you kidding? -Yeah, you're basically Bill Cosby."
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"You tell all of us young black men to pull up our pants"
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"and then you like, rape everybody."
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"-No, wait-- -You like, snooze everyone down,"
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"and then you like, go to town."
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"I think Lola is saying that you're a total hypocrite."
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"Let's fuck them both up!"
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"No, stop it, they're right. Even Lola's right."
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"I am Bill Cosby."
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"-Oh! -[sighs]"
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"Goddamn golf balls."
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"Then everybody at work said they weren't doing anything."
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"-Okay. -But it was clear they were all"
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"-going bowling together. -Wow."
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"Abandan?"
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"Are you trying to say "abandoned"?"
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"Just like how my father "abandan" me."
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"-Adandan. -[crying]"
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"There, I got it, now I got it."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"Um... I just wanted to let you know that"
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"-you're my best friend. -You're my best friend too."
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"Now I don't have to be best friends with Jay."
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