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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Smooch or Share (S02E02)

"It was so brave of you to share with me"
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"She's into it! Thrust her."
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"I feel better too, telling you that and you not being grossed out"
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"or kicking me in the shins or something, makes me feel less alone."
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"I just can't believe I drove you to climax, that's so adult!"
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"Hmm. I love it when she talks dork dirty."
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"If I were to speak from the heart, it was the most I ever made."
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"All right. Well, thank you."
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"And I'm just gonna head back to the scene of the crime."
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"[chuckles softly] Oh, well, Inspector Clouseau."
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"The most you ever made? Please."
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"And now my credit score is warped too,"
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"'cause the condo's in my name! [groans]"
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"Matthew. Nice pajamas."
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"Nice jean shorts."
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"Oh. Jean shorts as underwear,"
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"and he didn't wash his hands."
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"Oh, and he didn't flush, and he's reading a magazine called..."
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"[object clattering]"
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"-Like, hi. -I have nothing to say to you."
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"[sighs] I guess we did both kind of get used."
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"We're like total victim sisters in actuality."
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"Oh, I don't like to think of myself as a victim."
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"Okay, so we'll just be sisters."
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"All right, I see."
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"[Shame Wizard] And why does Miss B have X's for eyes?"
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"She's asleep, 'cause I walloped her in the head with a telescope."
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"-That was a wiffle ball bat. -All right."
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"And I understand why I'm a lizard."
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"But why are you drawn so big?"
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"'Cause that's how I feel when I'm with all my best friends."
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"-How come they're in the photo? -Because you drew them!"
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"-Because they're my best friends. -You know,"
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"I'm positive there's a treasure trove of shame somewhere deep inside you,"
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"if I could just drill down through all the layers of stupidity."
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"No drills! When I go to the dentist, I have to be completely knocked out."
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"Uh, technically it's a groomer in the back of a Petco."
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"You truly are an enigma."
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"[grunts] This things totally blows. Gina broke up with me."
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"-Thanks for clarifying that. -Go ahead."
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"and underneath their pajamas is their bodies,"
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"and we're wasting this opportunity."
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"Who's suggesting that we chew on our genitals?"
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"-Nobody. -What are you wearing, man?"
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"I just wanna hook up with a girl."
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"Whoa! You can't just hook up with a girl."
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"First, you gotta be nervous for like a year and then--"
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"where kids trick each other into hooking up... [sighs]"
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"What about Truth or Dare?"
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"What if someone dares me to like get naked or streak or something?"
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"'Cause you have a sexy little dicky and it's just for you."
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"A fantastic game I just made up."
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"When it's your turn, you choose Smooch or Share"
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"and then you spin the bottle."
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"Nick, did you just invent this game to kiss girls?"
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"Yeah, I have to assume that's why you invited the Jansen twins."
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"Would anybody like a piece of salty licorice?"
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"Look, guys, I invited the Jansen twins because they're new to the school,"
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"and yeah, they come from a more sexually progressive culture."
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"In the Netherlands, we play this game, but with Gouda."
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"-So you spin a wheel of cheese? -How do you know who it lands on?"
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"and a slice of cheese, and this is what we call Kindergarten."
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"Okay. Now I'm interested."
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"Look, guys. This game is about getting crazy, y'all."
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"Crazy, y'all. Yes, yes, y'all. I should have jumped on that."
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"-I'll play if Andrew's playing. -Oh, enchanté."
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"Okay, folks. It's time to Smooch or Share,"
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"or Shake Your Booty."
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"-What's this third option? -Nothing."
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"I choose smooch. Gouda, gouda!"
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"No! [crying] Not Missy!"
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"-We wanted one of those Chinese girls. -You think those girls are Chinese?"
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"Oh, Missy."
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"-Is that okay? -Well, I--"
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"Don't look at him, it's the rules!"
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"-Okay. -I consent."
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"Muah!"
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"-Wonderful, that was very appropriate. -You are a gentleman, sir."
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"I choose share."
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"and I also wanna make a mental note"
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"[sighs] No."
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"-[Connie] What's that picture? -I was the captain of the debate team."
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"-[Connie] What you doing with your face? -I'm smiling."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"-I miss that. -I smiled a lot more before you showed up."
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"Oh! Well, I'm so sorry."
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"I guess you don't want the present I got for you now."
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"-What is it? -It's a bucket of used golf balls, duh."
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"Honestly, when Nick and I hooked up, it was fun."
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"But then it just made me feel like, so shitty."
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"Touching boobs and rubbing fronts doesn't make you feel all shitty."
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"if there weren't any mean jerks, it'd be fine."
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"You know what? That's kind of a good point."
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"We should just like feed all the mean jerks into a wood chipper"
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"and then spread their body chunks all over the playground"
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"so kids don't get hurt because like,"
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"ultimately we're like very good samaritans."
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"Yeah, we'll just put them in a wood chipper, guys suck."
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"But what about girls, though?"
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"She let you look her in the eyes? Oh, my God! Lucky Lola."
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"No!"
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"like, she's like a beautiful speedboat"
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"Oh, Lola. You don't have to be Devin's Barnacle."
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"-...become very good company to you. -[grunts]"
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"Well, Jay, I suppose if I had to let any magician butt fudge me,"
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"I guess it would be Teller, because he's small and he seems gentle."
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"Wrong answer! It's Chris Angel because his name sounds like anal."
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"Now, here's how it's done. Smooch."
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"Come on."
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"Yes, yes, yes."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"-And there it is. -Shit."
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"-[laughs] You gotta kiss him. -Argh!"
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"-[Andrew] But it's the rules. -Singe his skin with the teacher coffee."
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"I know how to play Smooch or Share, okay?"
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"Jay wants to seem gay by kissing a boy."
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"Umm. That's even gayer."
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"And when I win this game,"
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"Jay, Jay. Jay! Am I right? Here we go. Jay, Jay..."
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"[sighs]"
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