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Clips from Big Mouth (2017) - Smooch or Share (S02E02)

"It protects them from the sickening filth infesters within"
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"self-destructive proclivities,"
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"shame is the cone you place around the head of your dim-witted dog"
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"to protect him from naughting at his own genitals,"
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"-Oh. -There we are."
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"You're such a good master."
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"-Bad boy! -Hit me."
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"What about my toochie?"
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"Oh, Wiggles, won't you please wake up?"
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"It's no use, Missy."
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"in front of all the children, but now that seems besides the point."
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"-Your wish was to touch me? -Yeah, you're my best friend!"
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"Do you think my name is Shane Lizard?"
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"All right! Best friends."
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"Unfortunately, Gina. I think that ship has already sailed."
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"-and I screwed up. -Keep explaining."
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"And then I said I was sorry, so now we're making up"
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"-You know what you are? -What?"
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"-Get the fuck away from me. -Wait, I'm sorry."
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"Now!"
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"-Furious. -Yeah, I see, Caleb."
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"[Nick grunts]"
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"Ah, I feel bad about Gina."
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"Why? She sucks. Everybody sucks."
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"-Yeah, I gotta get out of here. -Ooh!"
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"From my baby crib to that socialist Sleepaway Camp."
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"-Why not? -Because,"
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"Me is the biggest perv ever. This guy, this two thumbs."
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"She's a horny spaz. You should jazz on her."
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"when we danced together at the fall dance..."
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"when we were dancing, I kind of came in my pants."
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"and you know what, it actually does make me feel better."
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"Just for the runoff you blam-o on my condo floors are warped."
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"-[door opens] -Jay."
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"Ha! Joke's on you, idiot. These are my underwear."
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"Jean Shorts Weekly? Oh, an interview with Andre Agassi."
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"Yes, please."
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"-But, we're like a seam. -No, we're not."
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"Oh my God, are you joking me right now?"
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"We both have the best boobs in the grade, it's so obvious, right?"
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"And we were both like, wronged by Nick and Andrew."
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"If mom dies, I get her Bon Jovi earrings."
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"-So that one must be Jay. -[Steve] Ah-ha."
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"None of these people are your friends."
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"'Cause I've been known to bite fingies."
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"I'm shocked that you've been to the dentist."
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"[whispering] You shouldn't say that word anymore."
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"The point is, we're in a gym with girls, and they're wearing pajamas,"
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"I don't know, maybe we should just sit here and not chew on our genitals."
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"-You look like a lamp. -It's a special necklace"
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"-to help me be a good boy. -Argh!"
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"We should be playing one of those games, you know,"
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"Like Spin the Bottle."
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"Or Shoots and Splatters."
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"I just shared something really embarrassing with Missy and it felt great."
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"I don't wanna play this game."
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"-How about Smooch or Share? -What the hell is Smooch or Share?"
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"The rules of Smooch or Share are very simple."
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"Well, we don't, so everybody gets a kiss"
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"-I'm in. -I'm open to it."
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"Yeah, let's do this."
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"No. no! Me, me! Yes, yes."
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"Oh God, I'm sorry, are they Korean?"
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"And if you don't do it, we get to burn you with teacher coffee."
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"to recycle this bottle once we're finished."
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"When this sharpie dries out,"
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"we should flush a bunch of golf balls down the toilet."
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"Argh!"
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"Mean jerks make you feel shitty,"
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"Let's just cut off right before that last part."
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"Devin looked me dead in the eye and called me a slut."
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"Oh, Lola. Devin is so mean to you."
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"-Why are you even friends with her? -'Cause like, she said,"
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"and I'm like a lumpy barnacle that's stuck on her hull."
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"Oh, my God. Are you proposing that I become like, your barnacle?"
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"-Oh, not exactly-- -'Cause I'll like ruin your paint job,"
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"-but like, ultimately... -Oh, we're hugging."
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"But Matthew isn't even playing!"
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"No, I'll play, but there's no way"
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"No, if I didn't wanna kiss you it'd be because you'd hurt my feelings."
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"Fuck! Fine, I'll do it."
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"This kid is a goddamn prodigy. I think he's his own Hormone Monster."
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"[kissing]"
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"-Well, then. -In your face, Matthew."
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"Whoa! Ah-ha!"
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"Oh, yeah. Cape Town, over by the airport."
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"-No, South Africa! -Oh, South Africa..."
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"-Danke. -Kissing with you is like"
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"for me to kiss my uncle."
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"These girls are hot, but they smell like herring and dark bread."
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"-No, let's keep sharing, it feels good. -A good call in the share."
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"All right, buddy. What's the grossest thing you've ever done?"
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"[chuckles] Oh, wow."
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"-You'll like this. -Waiting."
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"I see Leah's bathing suit there, right, so I get hard"
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"-and I start masturbating to it. -What?"
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"So it's like you're jerking off to me?"
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"-I bet he does it all the time! -What the fuck are you doing?"
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"Whoa! You jerk off next to him while he's asleep?"
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"He really is like Uncle Bram."
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"I wasn't thinking about you, okay? Jerk."
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"-You're like a compulsive masturbator. -I hate Andrew, I hate his spermy dick."
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"Well, Nick, you're just jealous 'cause you couldn't jerk off if I paid you to."
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"He wants to pay the boy to masturbate."
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"[both] Uncle Bram."
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"[growls]"
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"Well, you're a dickless little dwarf."
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"[growling] I'm outta here."
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"Wait, where are you going?"
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"To be that person again."
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"Oh, shit. My golf balls! Dammit!"
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"Oh, yeah, I jerked off to your sister."
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"You know what I think?"
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"He seems to have sex with everything"
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"-Wait, what? -Jay is your new best friend."
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"-He called you a gigantic jizz creep. -Well, maybe he's right, maybe I am."
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"-I mean, look at me. -Hey, man, you look great."
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"Ah! I'm in cahoots. Didn't you want me to be in cahoots?"
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"The only thing I regret is being mean to my best friend!"
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"It was never my intention to slut shame you,"
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