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Clips from The Simpsons - The Fat Blue Line (S31E31)

"¶ Day-oh! ¶"
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"D'oh!"
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"AUDIENCE: ¶ D'oh! ¶"
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"I love San Castellaneta."
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"I beat out a mule and an ox for this job."
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"¶ Give me pizza, give me pasta ¶"
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"¶ I'll drink sambuca till I puke-a ¶"
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"¶ Then I'll finish with spumoni ¶"
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"¶ Cheap red wine and limoncello... ¶"
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"(vocalizing)"
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"No. It's all carbs."
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"I don't want people to think I'm fat."
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"It blends."
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"I can't believe you're not going,"
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"(scoffs, spits loudly)"
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"I came to this country for the Burning Man."
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"-Opa! -That's Greek, Chief."
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"Hey, Lou, when's the festival for Saint Know-It-All?"
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"-Uh, I believe it's October the... -There isn't one!"
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"I saw-a you coming."
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"Ooh. This place looks interesting."
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"Dad, no, that's an actual church."
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"And so the Romans chopped off his head,"
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"they chopped off his arms,"
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"and they pulled out his eyes and replaced them"
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"(whispers): I hear his father's loaded."
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"(Marge groans)"
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"Hey, where's my wallet?"
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"Oh, I solved it, all right."
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"from the attorney general's office,"
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"Your drug-sniffing dog is in rehab."
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"You there, Riggs and Murtaugh. Ha."
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"It's time to do some real police work."
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"-(gunfire) -(Wiggum screams)"
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"Yeah, just take a seat, sir."
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"Now let me pull your wallet up"
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"Thank God that thing is on our side."
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"¶ I don't think you're ready for this ¶"
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"(whoops)"
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"(quietly): I admit it,"
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"(gunshot echoes)"
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"Ah, you work with two guys all your life"
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"and you think you know 'em."
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"I told you once, I told you a thousand times,"
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"I'm not leaving until my wife forgives me."
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"-She's dead. -You always take her side!"
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"I was told this was an Asian fusion pop-up restaurant,"
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"But I've never seen these wallets before."
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"So this is what it feels like to be innocent."
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"and-and please don't you forget it."
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"The Wolf of Wallet Street? (chuckles)"
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"My wife."
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"My goomar."
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"My teacup pig."
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"(pig squeals)"
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"there's no point?"
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"help me kneecap the rat Judas who set me up."
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"Amen."
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"Almighty God, I'm not a praying man."
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"For me, getting down on my knees is often a one-way trip."
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"I-I know I made a deal with the devil to be chief,"
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"Al diavolo rate clock. Get me out of here."
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"-And I mean fast. -Patience. Patience."
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"I've got nothing to work with here."
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"I mean show him the door."
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"Whatever you think I want you to do, just do the opposite!"
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"(speaking Italian)"
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"of natural causes."
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"Well, he'll sleep good tonight."
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"I can tell he's innocent,"
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"to ignore your entire past history."
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"You did it, didn't you?"
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"when the heist went down."
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"It's so embarrassing, it has to be true."
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"the time of the crime."
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"As you will see, I walk into my private space,"
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"¶ Plush velvet sometimes ¶"
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"¶ Sometimes just pretzels and beer ¶"
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"(grunts)"
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"¶ Ten years a mob boss, hits and whacks ¶"
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"We're gonna get you out, today."
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""Remember the phrase.""
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"The phrase is "remember the phrase.""
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"That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
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"Just remember, your life depends on us."
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"fat, old and easy to frame, huh?"
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"-Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, we said that. -(nervous murmuring)"
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"and it gave me the confidence to betray you."
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"I'm good if everyone else is."
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"-Willie Whatever? -Whatever."
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"("Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey playing)"
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"¶ Lonely world ¶"
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"¶ Going anywhere... ¶"
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"Remember the phrase."
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"Right in the heart... of your ass."
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"-And? -(tires screech)"
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"I believe in you, Chief."
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"You guys make garbage sound good."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
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"(audience cheering)"
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"AUDIENCE: ¶ Day-oh! ¶"
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"-(horns honking) -Come on, out of my way!"
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"Where was this traffic when I was driving to church?"
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"-(horn honks) -Homie, calm down."
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"Delicious food, wonderful people."
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"But with streets that are wide enough I can fit in them."
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"And I love the rides that are dangerous"
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"because they're 100 years old."
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"(people groaning)"
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"(carnival music playing)"
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"Hold on, kids. Here we go."
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"(chains clinking)"
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"The secret is not to ask for benefits."
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"¶ Give me lots of cannoli ¶"
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"¶ Drink until my legs are Jell-O ¶"
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"You want us to bring you anything back"
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"from the festival, Tone?"
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"after I flew out your uncle from Sicily."
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"-Idiota! -That icy glare"
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"is why I left the old country."
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