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Clips from The Simpsons - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson (S31E31)

"for the jobs of the future."
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"will be done by robots."
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"The only job left for humans will be..."
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"BOTH: Elder care!"
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"Here's what it really stands for."
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"No one should see old people naked!"
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"Unless that's your kink."
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"Let's show this algorithm what we really think of it--"
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"user ratings."
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"Zero stars."
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"Can't get out of virtual bed."
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"Self-destruct."
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"(screaming)"
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"I have to go back! My skins are in there!"
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"No! They're already gone!"
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"BART (sobbing): Camo-hat Santa! No!"
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"I guess the children will have to go back to the old school."
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"Yes, well, I don't know that that's possible anymore."
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"There, there. You'll suggest other schools."
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"You really think so?"
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"I'm just saying things."
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"Goodbye, gifted class."
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"Yeah, but we escaped having to take care of old people."
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"No, that's still the only job that's going to exist."
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"Now we just won't know how to do it."
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"(both groan)"
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"Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION"
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"Did you include celery sticks?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"What do you really think the jobs of the future will be?"
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"who knows where it will finally take us?"
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"Buzz Cola."
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"You want diet or regular?"
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"With vanilla and lime."
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"The algorithm never predicted this."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Well, Melvin sounds like he was a wonderful man."
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"You know, I would love to sketch you."
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"Gib mir die Karte."
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"-(sonar pings) -Arr."
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"No, we found the gold in unincorporated waters!"
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"nagging objections are at the end."
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"I'll never have kids because my nards were cooked by science."
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"Skins?"
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"with open arms."
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"Oh! Like when you buy a new garbage can online"
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"can be more efficiently performed by robots."
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"-I'm a librarian. -Five years."
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"These aren't jobs of the future."
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"ALL: DJs!"
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"Your tracking implants showed heightened emotions."
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"(acoustic guitar playing)"
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"But in the future, all the jobs we've learned here"
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"I don't want to be an adult butt wiper."
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"with our generation's most powerful tool:"
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"(alarm blaring)"
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"(cheering)"
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"-There's only one. -(both gasp)"
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"Lisa, the algorithm's purpose"
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"We'll find that sunken ship within the week."
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"We found it."
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"Lyft-driving?"
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"(Homer grunts)"
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"Emotion matrix spiraling..."
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"My school."
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"(Lisa and Bart gasp)"
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"then threw it away."
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"(gasps)"
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"(snoring, grumbling)"
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"for the launch party for our couples' perfume."
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"Now go upstairs to the..."
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"(chuckles): You'll be fine."
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"This avocado will be perfectly ripe in two days."
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"No. We're teaching them to buy groceries for lazy rich people."
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"-(Lisa and Bart grunt) -Kids, what's wrong?"
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"We are so screwed."
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"(students affirming)"
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"(groans)"
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