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Clips from The Simpsons - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson (S31E31)

"I even unlocked the "Skin Unlocking" badge."
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"HOMER: Whoo-hoo!"
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"Tell us, what do you do, Mr. Simpson?"
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"Ah, yes. I monitor the core temperature"
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"If it gets into the red,"
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"I tell my family first so they can leave town"
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"before the streets get too crowded."
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"-Now, this is a great example... -Uh-huh."
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"...of the kind of job that will soon cease to exist."
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"What the words now?"
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"Mr. Simpson's daily tasks"
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"My guess is, his job will be obsolete in 18 months."
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"What about them? How much time do their careers have?"
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"I just bought a New York City taxi medallion."
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"Five years ago."
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"I do social media for a cannabis delivery company."
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"But all these other jobs will soon be made obsolete"
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"by automation."
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"Oh, no. The robots are coming!"
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"I've got to warn everyone!"
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"Stupid kids!"
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"(panicked grunting)"
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"(beep)"
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"(Homer grunts)"
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"I'm getting five stars in all my classes."
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"I finally unlocked dreadlock sideburns."
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"Someone's user name is moving up the leaderboard."
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"BART: Cowabunga."
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"to prepare for the jobs of tomorrow."
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"Whoo-hoo! It's a race to the bottom!"
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"Hmm?"
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"Bart, I've never seen you so engaged in learning."
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"It's awesome. We're seeing how many e-scooters"
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"we can collect around town,"
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"Oh, I see. You're learning logic and spatial reasoning."
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"All I know is, if I don't get ten scooters in under a minute,"
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"I won't unlock the Master Collector badge."
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"(grunting)"
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"Got it!"
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"Oh, you must be teaching the kids about nutrition"
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"and staying within a budget, right?"
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"I wonder what they taste like."
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"Hmm."
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"HOMER: Guys, guys."
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"The robots are coming. The robots are coming!"
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"Robots here?"
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"Uh, this place ain't exactly forward-thinking."
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"Yeah. We're one of America's"
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"last coal-powered nuclear plants."
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"Yeah? Well, you can all bury your heads in the sandwiches,"
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"but I know the robots are coming to replace us!"
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"Calm down, Homer."
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"Here, have a drink from the new soda machine we got."
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"The machines are already here,"
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"and when they take over, you can't imagine"
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"¶ ¶"
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"The revolution has begun."
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"Uh-oh. I know that look."
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"Attention, students!"
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"It's training you to obey apps!"
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"(worried gasps)"
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"Which is a lot of money!"
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"(happy gasps, shouts)"
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"Wha...? No, no."
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"You deserve the same chance to succeed as the gifted class."
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"That means preparing for real careers,"
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"not gig economy gigs."
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"Aah! This has nothing to do with deejaying!"
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"Tip jars?!"
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"That's it. I got to fix this school."
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"(screams)"
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"I finally filled up enough virtual pee bottles"
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"to unlock the Amazon Warehouse Whizzer badge."
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"LISA: Ew."
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"I am doing this for you."
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"(mechanical whirring)"
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"Education for all!"
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"Side hustles for most!"
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"-Tracking what? -Teacher, teacher, my sister's"
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"gonna ruin the only school I've ever liked in my whole life!"
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"It's just not fair that only a small group of kids"
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"are getting an advanced education!"
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"Well, isn't that the point of a gifted class?"
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"Eep."
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"is to prepare kids for the jobs of tomorrow."
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"Nobody knows what the jobs of tomorrow are gonna be."
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"Well, I'm sure the algorithm does."
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"Wait, wait, this can't be."
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"One Buzz Cola with vanilla and lime."
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"Diet Buzz for me."
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"With vanilla and lime."
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"Yeah, we have an active lifestyle,"
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"and part of that is drinking soda all day."
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"If it's refreshments you want,"
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"why not let a man pour your soda!"
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"A human man."
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"For too long we have done nothing"
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"as machines have taken over, washing our dishes,"
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"pumping our insulin, and now this!"
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"Man can pour soda better than any machine"
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"made specially for that purpose, and I will prove it!"
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"Today is our Independence Day!"
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"¶ Because he hated that machine ¶"
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"¶ He got confused, thought it was gonna take his job ¶"
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"¶ So Homer was a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord ¶"
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"¶ He did not make his point ¶"
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"¶ And his sodas were warm and flat ¶"
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"¶ So Homer was a soda-pouring man, Lord, Lord ¶"
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"¶ Soda-pouring's not a real thing ¶"
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"¶ No, sir. ¶"
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"(groans)"
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"Homer might have been slower,"
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"Always delivered with a smile and a sense of brotherhood."
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"(groaning woozily)"
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"No, no, wait. His pulse was beating so fast"
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"from all the soda he drank that it was a blur."
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"at pouring soda than man, but not today!"
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"Our jobs are safe!"
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"Listen up."
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"This school was supposed to prepare you"
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