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Clips from The Simpsons - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson (S31E31)

"We'll have to resound everything south of the break."
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"(all groan)"
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"(sonar pings)"
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"Nothing."
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"I made us a roast for dinner,"
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"I'm sorry I never gave you any children."
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"(sonar pings)"
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"A second ping."
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"Divers, gear up!"
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"(cheering and laughing)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"I see you've come to admire our plunder."
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"Er, technically that plunder belongs to the town."
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"It was discovered in Springfield city limits."
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"Sorry, but the town redrew the boundaries..."
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"But we worked in secret for 40 years."
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"I pretended to be a flimsy, one-note character."
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"How did you know?"
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"Yarr..."
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"All right, people. This town's got doubloons."
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"Who's got ideas?"
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"If I don't hear anything good, we're building another stadium,"
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"and no team will come here."
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"How about a new town clock where, every hour,"
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"Shouting out something before I know what I'm gonna say."
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"Rock & Roll Hall of Fame with no Pearl Jam!"
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"Uh, excuse me. I have an idea."
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"Now, Marge, if you'll check your program,"
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"(groans)"
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"Look at the world."
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"Our children's future is challenging and uncertain."
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"This windfall is our last, best hope"
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"to give our kids the tools they'll need"
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"to face that future."
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"based on science, technology,"
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"engineering and math."
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"STEM."
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"All who find Marge's idea tiresome,"
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"(yawning exaggeratedly)"
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"Okay, okay. I brought someone"
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"you will listen to about STEM education."
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"Columbia recording artist John Legend."
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"¶ STEM, science, tech, engineering and math ¶"
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"¶ More than a trendy way to say computer class ¶"
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"¶ It'll turn all your dumb kids to Zuckerbergs ¶"
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"¶ STEM, 'cause the future is written in code ¶"
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"¶ Make an app, get big cash from an IPO ¶"
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"¶ STEM ¶"
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"¶ Oh, STEM. ¶"
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"(cheering)"
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"about the importance of technology-based learning?"
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"But if I could, I'd want 'em to learn"
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"about the science of why they don't exist."
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"I'd just like to thank John Legend...'s wife"
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"Chrissy Teigen for bringing him here today."
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"Turns out, there's nothing she loves more"
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"than doing personal favors for her Instagram followers."
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"Well, Marge, you did call the picture I posted"
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"of my kids with ketchup on their faces "adorbs.""
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"It was. It was totes adorbs."
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"Baby, we got to get going. We're gonna be late"
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"I'm talking to my online friend IRL."
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"Go charge the kids' iPads."
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"Come on, Springfield!"
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"Build your children the school of tomorrow."
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"(cheering)"
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"-(camera clicks) -I did it."
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"I gave our kids hope for the future."
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"You have any songs about how I should be allowed"
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"to skip jury duty?"
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"¶ How is it justice to impanel a man ¶"
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"¶ During March Madness? ¶"
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"What are you gonna do with your forced retirement, sir?"
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"I'm intrigued by a local skydiving club"
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"who needs someone to sit in the office and answer phones."
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"Yeah, well, who cares?"
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"Lot of widows on the Good River."
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"(inhales deeply) New school smell."
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"Paperless classrooms, personal tablets,"
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"and uncrammable lockers."
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"(grunting)"
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"Aw. Man, this is embarrassing."
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"-(phone beeps) -Bart Simpson."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there, Skinner 2.0."
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"Well, I'm putting you in solitary,"
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"where you'll learn geometry by shooting meteors."
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"Shoot enough,"
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"and you'll unlock customizable skins."
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"That's how boys play dress-up."
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"-(phone beeps) -Lisa Simpson."
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"You mean, I'm in a gifted class?"
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"I firmly believe that."
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"(whispers): gifted class."
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"(squeals)"
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"Finally, I feel seen."
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"And for the first time, I'll be accepted by my peers"
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"I'm home."
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"Recess is over."
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"STUDENTS: Aw!"
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"Now, this school is so advanced"
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"Who can give me an example of an algorithm?"
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"(students clamoring)"
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"and the rest of your life, you see ads for garbage cans."
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"on YouTube and get ads for a suicide hotline."
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"Exactly."
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"And because you liked this lesson,"
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"the algorithm thinks you might also enjoy..."
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"How was your first day"
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"It was amazing. We did science,"
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"then we did computer science,"
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"and then we did cognitive computer science."
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"Oh, what a surprise. Lisa likes school."
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"All right, boy. What did you get suspended for today?"
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"Nothing."
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"I like this school, too."
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"Instead of teachers giving us letter grades,"
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"Education is a game now, and I'm great at it."
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"Look at all these skins I've already unlocked."
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"HOMER: Whoa. Oh, that guy."
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"(chuckles) Noice."
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