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Clips from The Simpsons - The Miseducation of Lisa Simpson (S31E31)

"(cheering)"
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"(cheering)"
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"(door opens)"
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"(screaming)"
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"(moans)"
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"Depth 60 meters. Sounding."
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"Depth 60 meters. Sounding."
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"Nothing."
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"(sighs) Did you talk to the doctor"
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"about going up on your dose?"
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"Grid 274 by six."
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"Depth 30 meters. Sounding."
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"Grid 291 by 502."
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"Depth 70 meters. Sounding."
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"A second ping!"
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"I've waited half a lifetime to say this."
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"We finally found it, boys!"
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"I didn't waste my life!"
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"Yarr."
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"The survey says it's ours!"
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"yesterday."
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"I should have been your treasure."
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"Jesus forgives the Devil?"
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"A new zoo with more attractive animals."
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"What about those death panels we were promised?"
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"To succeed, our kids must have an education"
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"let out an exaggerated, sarcastic yawn."
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"¶ STEM, it's not just for dorks, dweebs and nerds ¶"
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"Who could say no to a silky slow jam"
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"I'll be taking an Ohio River cruise."
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"Lot of widows."
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"Welcome. I'm Zane Furlong, this school's CEO:"
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"Collaborative Educational Outreacher."
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"It doesn't matter how you dress it up."
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"All schools are kid prisons."
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"Our educational metric has identified you"
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"as a divergent multipathway assimilator."
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"Ooh, we don't like that term."
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"(chuckles) Everyone is gifted."
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"Okay, gifted class."
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"that every aspect of it is run by an algorithm."
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"Or like when you watch a bunch of close-up magic videos"
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"at the new STEM school I founded?"
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"an algorithm gives us stars."
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"at the nuclear power plant."
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"(panicked grunting)"
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"Now get back downstairs"
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"Hmm."
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"charge, then get back on the streets."
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"Learning rules!"
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"Uber-driving."
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"Grubhub'ing."
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"These are side hustles!"
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"(gasps)"
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"(Homer shrieks)"
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"how bleak the future will be."
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"I choose to believe our best days are ahead of us."
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"It's giving us orders."
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"She's gonna Lisa-up a good thing."
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"This school isn't training you to program apps."
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"When you're grown up, you'll be lucky to make minimum wage!"
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"That's like getting your allowance every hour."
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"Gigs are awesome! DJs play gigs!"
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"(cheering)"
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"(loud dance music playing)"
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"LISA (groans): Oh..."
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"Aw. At least they're learning art."
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"(chuckles)"
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"Stop messing with the school."
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"Bart, I need to rewrite the algorithm."
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"Then the school will teach every kid real STEM."
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"Yeah? Well, I'm doing this for me."
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"But it's just teaching them to be the task rabbits of today."
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"Here, I'll ask it."
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"Aw, geez. This again?"
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"Today the robot uprising ends."
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"¶ Well, Homer pulled a lot of sodas ¶"
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"¶ Oh, Homer was a soda-pouring man ¶"
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"but his pours had a human touch."
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"-(cheering) -Yeah! -All right!"
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"But he died. So machine wins!"
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"(grunts) Perhaps one day machines will be better"
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"(cheering)"
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"These nerds have found out something terrifying."
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"(all gasping)"
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"The one job even robots won't do."
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"What about STEM?"
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"-No! -No, it can't be!"
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"(disgusted groaning)"
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"ALGORITHM: User rating dangerously low."
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"One star."
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"Self-esteem protocol failing."
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"spiraling."
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"Initiating self-destruct sequence."
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"(grunts)"
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"My forward-thinking school."
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"I've got your hot wings."
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"Well, technology is changing so fast,"
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"Regular, human scum."
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"What's an algorithm?"
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"¶ ¶"
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"Shh!"
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"Guten Abend, Herr Horatio."
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"Springfield, eh?"
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"Then that's where I'm going treasure hunting."
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"You mean we're going treasure hunting."
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"Grid 274 by 319."
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"(sonar pings)"
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"Nothing."
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"Proceed to next reading."
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"Grid 274 by 320."
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"(sonar pings)"
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"Yarr."
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"¶ ¶"
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"Captain, the long-range Doppler shows a squall"
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"coming out of the nor'east."
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"Hmm. We'd best head back to wait it out."
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"Let me guess, you didn't find any treasure today."
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"The storm stirred up the seafloor."
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