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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Invincible (S03E03)

"It's so bright. I can't use my eyes."
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"There's people playing football right next to us. Like there's no room to drink."
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"Tell you what. I would like to go back to the bar. Let's go back to the bar!"
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"Oh, look out. Let me see that. Can I get that back?"
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"Want to just give me the ball, dude? We're trying to practice."
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"Uh, the Philadelphia Eagles?"
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"Yeah. They're holding tryouts for the public."
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"Oh! Was that the one where the guy from..."
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"Yeah. That's the one. That's a good one. Wait. So they're actually doing that?"
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"Yes. Just give me the football. Okay."
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"Well, Dennis, I think you know what we have to do."
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"Donovan McNabb is gonna be giving us a motivational speech. I know, dude."
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"We are actually going to be running on the Linc!"
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"Lincoln Field, baby! You guys think you're actually gonna make the team?"
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"No. Hell, no, we're not gonna make the team."
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"But we will finally get to prove once and for all who's a better football player."
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"That's right. Trying out for the Eagles is the best way to settle that score."
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"You know what? I would like to join your little competition."
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"No, no, no, no, no. You... You... You're a woman."
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"Women can't do things like this. You'll get hurt."
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"No. Women aren't allowed to try out for football."
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"Yeah. When you get older, you can play bridge together. I don't know."
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"You think that's even a possibility? 'Cause that could be very embarrassing for us."
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"We'll put a layer of beer, then a layer of ice..."
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"What are you guys doing? Dude, we're gonna tailgate the tryouts."
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"Oh, shit. That's a good idea. Oh, you gonna bust out Green Man, bro?"
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"No. No Green Man. What's Green Man?"
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"Well, in high school, Charlie was like our school mascot."
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"Spandex? It was really sad."
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"Green Man was good. It got me through some hard times."
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"but I'm just gonna be relaxing, okay? This is gonna be about chilling out for me."
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"No. This is gonna be exactly like Woodstock. Oh, is it?"
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"Are you planning on getting yourself locked in the bathroom..."
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"and toilet water for three days."
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"further in this little tryout than we thought. Yeah?"
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"I've seen a lot of people wearing capes."
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"There are, like, 15 guys wearing capes. Why would you wear a cape?"
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"What advantage does that give you? Absolutely none."
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"You know what? Have a little respect. We are here with the Philadelphia Eagles..."
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"and they are opening up their doors to us."
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"This is a boyhood dream. I know. I know."
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"Why even come out here if you're not gonna take this somewhat seriously? I mean..."
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"You done pissing yet? No. No. I haven't even started pissing..."
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"because you're standing next to me, you're talking to me."
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"What? You're dropping acid?"
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"Mmm. Woodstock, baby."
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"Well, no. Thank you."
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"Uh, I believe that would have the complete opposite effect of relaxation for me."
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"Well, I'm gonna trip balls."
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"Yeah. That's 'cause you put foundation all over, bro."
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"I put a light base on just to... Hey, guys. What's up?"
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"What the hell is this? How's it hangin'?"
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"This is a joke, right? You think anyone's gonna buy that?"
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"Whatever, bro. You're gonna get crushed."
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"Dee, the second any part of your body touches that field, it's gonna shatter like glass."
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"You got bones like glass. I don't have bones like glass."
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"Move it, fellas. Let's get on the bus."
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"The bus that takes you to the field."
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"Wait. I thought we were gonna be playing on the Linc."
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"Where are we going? "Where are we going?""
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"If I say it one more time... If I say it one more time..."
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"If I say it one more time... Sprint to the bus. Sprint to the bus."
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"They're leaving. Maybe they're having the tryouts in a different place."
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"Stay here and look at the Linc? Like a couple of dicks in a yard?"
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"Get out of here! We gotta get up and go."
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"Let's go. Get the stuff. We'll follow the bus."
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"I like your mustache."
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"Oh. Thank you. Hmm."
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"I can't grow one."
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"That's a pretty sweet cape. Thank you."
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"My mom made it. Hmm."
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"She did a very good job. Yeah. She's talented."
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"Mm-hmm. Hmm."
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"Can't believe we're not gonna be tearing it up on the Linc. This is bullshit."
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"Half the reason I wanted to do this in the first place was to be out on that field."
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"Hey, man. Stop smoking, will ya? Some of us are trying to make the team."
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"Are you kidding me, bro?"
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"No. Guy, if you think you're actually going to make..."
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"You're pathetic. No, you're pathetic, sport. No, you are"
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"You're pathetic! You're pathetic!"
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"You're the one who is pathetic! Whatever, man"
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"When I'm done with this tryout..."
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"and I'll be on the Eagles."
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"And everybody in Philadelphia will know the name McPoyle."
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"What'd you say your name is? McPoyle."
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"Doyle McPoyle."
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"The eczema. The acne. He's definitely a McPoyle. There are so many of those people."
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"I don't know, dude. Look at all the people."
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"I'm relaxing, I'm getting blackout drunk, and you're leaving me alone."
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"Classic mistake, Frank. You're making a classic mistake, bro."
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"Just shut up and sit in your stupid chair."
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"It's your funeral, buddy. Just shut up."
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"The McPoyle brothers. Hello, Charles."
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"What the hell are you guys doing here?"
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"You almost ran me over, man."
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"Move it back. You gotta move it back a few feet."
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"For what?"
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Great. Of course you're here. Good."
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"How many can there possibly be? Oh, good to see her again. Good."
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"She doesn't know what I'm saying, right? Okay. Here he comes."
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"What is that? A fife? You brought your little flute."
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"Is there more? Are there any more? Get 'em all out."
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"I don't care what you do. Just leave me alone."
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"'Cause, like, I'm here to relax and have a good time."
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"I don't want any of your shit. All right? So leave me alone, okay?"
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"We be cool. We're even now."
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"Bump it."
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"I'm not bumping your fist. Bump it."
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"I never bumped him once! I'm not gonna bump him! Let's go, Charlie."
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"Whatever. No bumping. I just don't want... These guys are freak shows, man."
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"Three time all-American. Fastest sprinter in five counties."
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"I don't give a shit! Okay. I'll take a knee."
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"Yeah. I'll take a knee."
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"All right. Bring him up."
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"Uh, is this good here? Yeah, that's cool. Just put your parking brake on."
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"Donovan McNabb."
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"Hey, guys."
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"And I'm here to tell you that you can, too..."
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"available now for a limited time for under five dollars."
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