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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XI (S12E12)

"Hmm."
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"Whoo, my horoscope!"
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"- Lenny? - It really says "die"?"
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"That is one handsome rattlesnake you got bitin' your arm there."
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"Snakes- nature's quitters."
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"- But I thought broccoli was- - Oh, yes."
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"One of the deadliest plants on earth."
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"Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste."
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"Sure is easy when they're stiff like this."
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"And very sad."
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"Saint Peter! Whoo-hoo!"
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"You have 24 hours to go back and do one good deed."
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"Marge Simpson."
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"Homer, it's you! I thought I'd never see you again."
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"You were wrong. Dead wrong."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just trying to get in. I'm not running forJesus."
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"People can see up my bustle!"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Nelson!"
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"Come on. Think, think!"
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"Whoo-hoo!"
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"But these fairy tales take me away from the harsh reality of peasant life."
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"I'm not merry."
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"What do you think? Do you love it?"
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"But, Husband, without your weekly pittance, how shall we feed our children?"
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"Oh! Whoa! Too hot."
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"Mmm, hmm. Oh. Too cold."
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"Well, this doesn't take a genius."
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"- Mmm. - We're in the three bears' house!"
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"I wonder where Goldilocks was."
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"Oh!"
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"We could've sold them!"
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"- Go back and get them! - Here's a better idea."
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"- Well, at least stop basting yourself. - Mmm."
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"Uh, George... Cauldron."
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"Mmm. Sugar walls."
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"Oh, that's a load-bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!"
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"Mmm, fish."
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"Oh, God, no!"
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"Let me out! I couldn't be in more pain!"
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"Uh, hello. I'm George Cauldron."
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"Yeah, but the concert's at 8:00."
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"Well, we're still poor. But thanks to your father, we'll never go hungry."
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"Whoo! Yea, Snorky!"
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"Now we're gonna need a volunteer to frolic with Snorky. So raise your hand if you wanna be-"
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"so hurry on over if you want to pet 'em before you eat 'em."
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"Oh. You want to be with your friends."
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"Ahh!"
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"Ooh. Hey, you're not sharks."
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"Hmm. Bottlenose bruises, blowhole burns, flipper-prints."
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"Arr! It begins. The dolphins are upon us."
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"Rarr!"
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"- Killer dolphins? - The recent "wave" of murders-"
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"I meant killer Italians."
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"Intelligent Italians? Something's wrong."
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"Ow!"
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"We've gotta warn Grampa!"
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"I'm sorry. Let me start over."
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"What did he say?"
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"But you seemed so happy in the ocean. All that playful leaping-"
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"We were trying to get out. It's cold, it's wet. Every morning I wake up phlegmy."
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"- Plus all that sewage we keep dumping. - That was you?"
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"I, King Snorky, hereby banish all humans to the sea!"
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"I'm not gonna let a few hoop-jumping tuna-munchers push me around!"
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"Oh, no. You poor thing."
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"Ooh! If I could just- Ooh!"
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"I knew we should've sent them a muffin basket."
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"Eh, work is work."
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"Hey, who cut out Beetle Bailey? I need my Miss Buxley fix."
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"- Today you will die." - What?"
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"" And you may get a compliment from an attractive coworker"!"
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"That sounds unusually specific for a horoscope."
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"Maybe I better check mine."
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""Today your husband will die"!"
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"Homer, I'm scared."
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"Ooh! Scary newspaper. Don't hurt me, horoscope. I'm afraid-"
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"Stupid horoscope."
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""Cloopid blorapope.""
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"Yeah, it's quite fetching. But, uh, aren't you worried about the deadliness?"
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"Nah, he'll get tired of bitin' in an hour or so."
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"Oh, fine."
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"Got to heaven before you, Flanders!"
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"I don't see a single good deed next to your name."
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"Well, the thing about that is, um-"
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"I'm sorry. I didn't get the number of hours or good deeds."
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"Oh, Homie. I still can't believe a piece of broccoli killed you."
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"What the hell was I thinking?"
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"You have 23 hours left."
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"- Do you have to talk like that? - No, not really."
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"Clean the garage, paint the house, grout the ti-"
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"Okay, good deed, good deed."
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"Hey, a chance for a good deed!"
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"- Oh, my Lord! - Hey!"
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"Wha-Wha-Wha- What's happening to me?"
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"Hey, stop squirming."
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"Uh-oh. I'm pretty sure she was gonna be the next Hitler."
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"Hello? Good deed done."
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"Let's see. Good deed."
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"Gotta find a good deed."
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"- Huh? Who said that? - I am the ghost-"
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"- Gotcha! Ha-ha! - Bart, help!"
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"Just one minute left to get into heaven. There's gotta be some good deed I can do."
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"Man, you're annoying!"
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"Did you see that? I did the deed. Open up!"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry. I wasn't looking."
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"Hey, I thought you guys could see everything."
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"- No. You're thinking of Santa Claus. - Well, I'll be damned."
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"Ooh."
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"Oh, be quiet! You'll wake upJohn Wayne."
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"Son, I don't like you watching that fire. It's too violent."
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"You're missing the best part, Sister. Forget that stupid book."
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"Oh! I just got over the plague."
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"Hello, Wife. Hello, children."
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"Who's up for a merry jig?"
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"Oh! Why are the oafs always the first to go?"
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"- Maybe you could be a dunce, Father. - Really?"
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, I'm no dunce! I was born an oaf and I'll die an oaf."
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"Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home."
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