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Clips from The Boondocks - Mr. Medicinal (S03E03)

"as well as possession of a mostly smoked"
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"marijuana cigarette. So how does the defendant plead?"
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"Robert, I want you to plead guilty."
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"No way, mm-mm, ain't gonna happen."
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"No, no, no, it's just a first offense."
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"Obama fixed it up for everybody."
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"What are you talking about? That's why I voted for Obama."
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"We could legalize weed, that's what we need..."
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"But Tom, what happens if he goes to jail?"
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"Go to jail? It's just a first offense."
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"Everybody calm down. I don't want to go to jail."
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"Everybody could you please just shut up?"
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"Your Honor, I would like to plead not guilty"
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"on the grounds that Obama legalized weed."
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"Did he? Because I think I would have heard about that."
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"I'm pretty sure he did."
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"Who told you that? Thugnificent."
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"The rapper? Yes, Your Honor."
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"about legal matters? What does your lawyer say?"
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"He looks pretty smart. I said, uh, no, Your Honor."
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"But Thugnificent sounded pretty sure."
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"Huh. Well, he's pretty sure. You know, I'm..."
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"I'm also pretty sure, but, hey,"
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"we can look it up if you want. No big deal."
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"Yes, please."
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"Nope, no. Sorry about that, man."
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"Look at this, Wikipedia says weed is still illegal."
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"Really? Yeah, wait..."
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"Ho, look at that. That's interesting."
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"have legalized medicinal cannabis."
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"this state ain't one of 'em so, you know."
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"Oh. So I guess your choices are"
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"to move to California, smoke all you want,"
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"or, you know, just stay here and stop smoking."
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"Or you can keep smoking and go to jail,"
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"but that would be kinda silly, don't you think?"
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"in life that makes me happy and now they gonna take it away."
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"can be very psychologically addictive."
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"Man, fuck them studies, I want my weed."
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"I believed all the terrible things"
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"they told me about weed and it was all a lie."
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"And now you mean to tell me,"
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"I could've had this the whole time?"
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"I might be a Nobel Peace Prize winner,"
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"or eight-time gold medal swimmer,"
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"or even President of the United States."
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"to being the regular me."
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"I'm telling you the regular me"
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"is completely unacceptable."
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"But there's a legal way to do it."
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"I never really liked you when I first met you."
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"Oh, you didn't like me? I didn't like you."
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"Let's find Ruckus and whup his ass."
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"I'm gonna whup your ass! Oh, no, I don't think so."
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"I will whup your ass with Ruckus's ass."
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"I miss my Mary Jane now."
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"Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up."
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"Oh, if I see or smell throw-up,"
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"Oh, God."
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"What the...?"
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"Oh. Aw, man!"
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"Can you believe it, old nigga?"
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"They taking the champagne, and the citrus buds,"
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"and the First Mature, and the Early Misty,"
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"and the God Bud, and the Ice Marijuana,"
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"and the Island Lady, and the Kush..."
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"I'm gonna go back to work and cry."
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"What is this really gonna accomplish?"
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"You're not gonna end prohibition by getting arrested."
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"had said that on that bus in Montgomery?"
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"What if me and Martin Luther King said that in Selma?"
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"What if me and Nelson Mandela said that during apartheid?"
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"When were you arrested in South Africa?"
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"Never mind. Point is you sold out."
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"I'm gonna be the first nigga to be a Blood and a Crip."
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"Granddad, nobody solves problems by going to jail anymore."
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"maybe we should just move to California."
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"Then I'm gonna star in my own movie"
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"about the first nigga to be both a Blood and a Crip."
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"I'm gonna play me. Well, I'm not leaving my home."
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"I paid good money for this house."
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"Then I'm gonna run up on the Fresh Prince kid"
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"and show him who the real Karate Kid is."
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"Weed."
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"Grant, from the deep, dark dungeons of tyranny."
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"This man was a peaceful man. He was a grower."
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"really good weed at very reasonable prices."
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"We won't let you push us around."
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"We have the right to pursue happiness."
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"And this is happiness. And I shall pursue it, happily."
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"Robert. Robert?"
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"Grant? But I thought you were in jail."
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"I posted bail. What are you doing here?"
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"So you're free? I got six months' probation,"
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"What are you doing out here?"
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"Hey, wait a minute, officer."
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"Come on. You don't understand."
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"I change my mind. Forget all that stuff I said."
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"I'm a Republican, Democrat, Conservative, Tea Party!"
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"Oh, dude, I am so bummed to see you here again."
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"Your Honor, I plead not guilty on the grounds"
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"that I wouldn't have had to do a protest"
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"This is silly. I'm an old man."
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"I fought for my country. I've earned the right"
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"to smoke weed. No, no, no."
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"But I admit that I probably went too far."
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"So I guess maybe I am guilty."
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"Granddad, stop snitching."
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"Anyway, I learned my lesson."
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"I'm gonna move to California"
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"Really, Granddad?"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"I wanted it to be a surprise."
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"Okay, Mr. Freeman, you got yourself a deal."
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"I'll agree to no jail time"
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"Yeah! That's what's up!"
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"Immediately after serving three weeks of house arrest,"
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"and we'll throw in some community service for fun."
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"Hi, my name is Robert Freeman."
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"Recently I started smoking pot."
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