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Clips from Glee - Glease (S04E04)

Juniors, take five.

"Juniors, take five."

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Freshmen... I don't know... just, honey, do something.

"Freshmen... I don't know... just, honey, do something."

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I'm looking for a new TA

"I'm looking for a new TA"

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I think you'd be perfect,

"I think you'd be perfect,"

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but it's gonna mean a lot of late nights,

"but it's gonna mean a lot of late nights,"

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a lot of time at the school,

"a lot of time at the school,"

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you're going to have to help me prep lessons...

"you're going to have to help me prep lessons..."

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Yeah, it... it doesn't matter. I'm... I'm in.

"Yeah, it... it doesn't matter. I'm... I'm in."

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Good decision. We'll start this weekend.

"Good decision. We'll start this weekend."

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Yeah. I understand.

"Yeah. I understand."

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Okay, hold on and suck in.

"Okay, hold on and suck in."

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I am.

"I am."

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I don't understand. This fit yesterday.

"I don't understand. This fit yesterday."

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Maybe it's stress bloating.

"Maybe it's stress bloating."

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- I get it all the time. - Hey.

"- I get it all the time. - Hey."

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Tina.

"Tina."

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I love it so much.

"I love it so much."

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I promise I won't pee in it.

"I promise I won't pee in it."

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I'm here for my fitting. Where is Harajuku Girl?

"I'm here for my fitting. Where is Harajuku Girl?"

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I thought you quit because your part was too small.

"I thought you quit because your part was too small."

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Well, Spraed Hawk Nose, to quote Shakespeare,

"Well, Spraed Hawk Nose, to quote Shakespeare,"

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"There's no small parts, only fat actresses."

""There's no small parts, only fat actresses.""

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I was distracted by Marley's

"I was distracted by Marley's"

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unfortunate and very noticeable weight gain.

"unfortunate and very noticeable weight gain."

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I'm confused, are you playing the lead in "Grease" or "Hair Spray"?

"I'm confused, are you playing the lead in "Grease" or "Hair Spray"?"

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I swear, I'm not eating any differently.

"I swear, I'm not eating any differently."

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How is this happening?

"How is this happening?"

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I usually don't believe

"I usually don't believe"

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in the lamestream media's definition of "science,"

"in the lamestream media's definition of "science,""

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but it just makes sense

"but it just makes sense"

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that your metabolism is grinding to a halt.

"that your metabolism is grinding to a halt."

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You're getting the body you were destined to have.

"You're getting the body you were destined to have."

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I had to accept how I am.

"I had to accept how I am."

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I spend almost every weekend alone

"I spend almost every weekend alone"

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because everyone just assumes that the popular girl's busy.

"because everyone just assumes that the popular girl's busy."

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I'm doing this play because I could use some friends.

"I'm doing this play because I could use some friends."

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Real ones.

"Real ones."

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So, in the spirit of Grease, I thought it would be good way

"So, in the spirit of Grease, I thought it would be good way"

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for us to get to know each other, if we had a sleepover.

"for us to get to know each other, if we had a sleepover."

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Sleepover?

"Sleepover?"

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Tomorrow night, my place. Just us girls.

"Tomorrow night, my place. Just us girls."

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Can I come?

"Can I come?"

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- Please? - Ladyboy can come.

"- Please? - Ladyboy can come."

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and prancing around like Silence of the Lambs, you're out.

"and prancing around like Silence of the Lambs, you're out."

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Rough day at Rydell High?

"Rough day at Rydell High?"

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Big?

"Big?"

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Well, I battled my weight all through high school.

"Well, I battled my weight all through high school."

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And when your daddy and I had you,

"And when your daddy and I had you,"

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and I thought that it would fix everything

"and I thought that it would fix everything"

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that was wrong between us, and it didn't,

"that was wrong between us, and it didn't,"

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that's when I started eating and didn't stop.

"that's when I started eating and didn't stop."

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Why are you asking me this?

"Why are you asking me this?"

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I didn't fit into my Sandy costume again.

"I didn't fit into my Sandy costume again."

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Every time I try it on, it just gets tighter.

"Every time I try it on, it just gets tighter."

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So, I thought maybe...

"So, I thought maybe..."

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it's starting to happen to me.

"it's starting to happen to me."

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You know, my...

"You know, my..."

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my genetics.

"my genetics."

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I didn't raise a victim or a quitter.

"I didn't raise a victim or a quitter."

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I raised a star.

"I raised a star."

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You have control over your life and your body.

"You have control over your life and your body."

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And you are thin and beautiful.

"And you are thin and beautiful."

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But you won't stay that way

"But you won't stay that way"

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unless you fight for it.

"unless you fight for it."

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So, starting now,

"So, starting now,"

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Together.

"Together."

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Uh-uh. No way. Nope.

"Uh-uh. No way. Nope."

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You are not allowed in here.

"You are not allowed in here."

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and spent several months backpacking

"and spent several months backpacking"

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through Georgia, of all places.

"through Georgia, of all places."

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I mean, it seriously boggles the mind.

"I mean, it seriously boggles the mind."

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You must have done everything

"You must have done everything"

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a person could possibly do in that state,

"a person could possibly do in that state,"

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including hillbilly hand-fishing,

"including hillbilly hand-fishing,"

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Look, I came here to apologize, okay?

"Look, I came here to apologize, okay?"

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I'm sorry for calling your baby a... a retard.

"I'm sorry for calling your baby a... a retard."

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I... I'm sorry.

"I... I'm sorry."

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That's not what I meant to say.

"That's not what I meant to say."

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I think it's exactly what you meant to say.

"I think it's exactly what you meant to say."

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I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson.

"I've seen your true colors, Finn Hudson."

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You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff.

"You've got hate in that heart, Double Stuff."

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And probably also frosting.

"And probably also frosting."

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Fine. I tried to apologize.

"Fine. I tried to apologize."

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If you can't accept that, that's on you.

"If you can't accept that, that's on you."

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- Yeah? Where do you think you're rehearsing? - The auditorium.

"- Yeah? Where do you think you're rehearsing? - The auditorium."

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No, no, not this week, or next week.

"No, no, not this week, or next week."

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You see, since you've taken the liberty of redefining

"You see, since you've taken the liberty of redefining"

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what it means to be a teacher at McKinley,

"what it means to be a teacher at McKinley,"

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well, I took the liberty

"well, I took the liberty"

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of reserving the auditorium for Cheerios! Practice,

"of reserving the auditorium for Cheerios! Practice,"

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You're going to have to find some other place to rehearse

"You're going to have to find some other place to rehearse"

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your idiotic musical.

"your idiotic musical."

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I don't know. Maybe the Moose Lodge?

"I don't know. Maybe the Moose Lodge?"

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Or Hell itself.

"Or Hell itself."

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You sure you wrote down the right address?

"You sure you wrote down the right address?"

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Yeah, oh, Finn works here.

"Yeah, oh, Finn works here."

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And we're supposed to rehearse here?

"And we're supposed to rehearse here?"

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Guys, it's perfect.

"Guys, it's perfect."

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Kill two birds with one stone.

"Kill two birds with one stone."

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and you guys need to figure out how

"and you guys need to figure out how"

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Right, right. Look, acting is all about

"Right, right. Look, acting is all about"

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The themes.

"The themes."

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So, what is Grease all about?

"So, what is Grease all about?"

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Well, it's about fixing cars

"Well, it's about fixing cars"

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and getting, getting grease

"and getting, getting grease"

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under your fingernails, and about

"under your fingernails, and about"

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signing a blood oath with your brothers to the very end.

"signing a blood oath with your brothers to the very end."

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Preach brother, that's totally the theme.

"Preach brother, that's totally the theme."

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Okay, but where should we... ?

"Okay, but where should we... ?"

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I mean, there's no stage or anything.

"I mean, there's no stage or anything."

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Look out there.

"Look out there."

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Imagine an audience anxiously awaiting your arrival.

"Imagine an audience anxiously awaiting your arrival."

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And look up there.

"And look up there."

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Spotlights.

"Spotlights."

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And... and look right here...

"And... and look right here..."

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An old clunker.

"An old clunker."

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♪ Why this car's automatic? ♪

"♪ Why this car's automatic? ♪"

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♪ It's...

"♪ It's..."

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♪ Why it's greased lightnin'! ♪ ♪ Greased lightnin'! ♪

"♪ Why it's greased lightnin'! ♪ ♪ Greased lightnin'! ♪"

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♪ We'll get some overhead lifters ♪

"♪ We'll get some overhead lifters ♪"

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