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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Bruce Forsyth (S01E01)

"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Think about it."
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"But right now let's kick things off"
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"(parp-parp)"
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"(sighs)"
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"(♪ "All I Need is the Girl" by J Styne and S Sondheim)"
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"That was marvelous. Fantastic."
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"Great big gawky fool. Get back."
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"Oh, no. Her sister."
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"Bravo! Brilliant."
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"Oh, do you like Franklin? Well, I don't know. I've never Frankled."
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"(♪ "I'm My Own Grandpa" by D Latham and M Jaffe)"
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"♪ Many, many years ago when I was 23"
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"Well, uh..."
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"and I'm fresh out of rabbits."
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"Is that a deal? Mind the legs."
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"Wonderful doing business with you, Bruce."
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"OK, let's go, guys. Come on, come on. Off you go. Fine. Fine."
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"You see, it is strange here."
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"Good. Good stuff."
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"He couldn't throw a line to a drowning man."
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"How's that?"
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"It's a nice one, yeah,"
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"That's good. Now you're rolling."
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"Hey, that's some nose you got there, buster."
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"♪ Oh, we ain't got a barrel of money"
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"♪ But we travel along, singing a song"
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"I'm not a chicken. I'm a duck."
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"Somebody yelled "Duck." Well, let's get back to the chicken."
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"Oh, no. I'm not gonna fall for another one of... Ow!"
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"Tune in next week, when you will hear Dr. Bob say to his patient..."
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"♪ Under the sea"
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"♪ Let there be wind"
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"♪ Love, love"
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"Yeah, but he's an MC squared."
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"on The Muppet Show. Yeah, The Muppet Show!"
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"It's The Muppet Show,"
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"with our special guest star, Mr. Bruce Forsyth."
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"Hey, question."
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"If a man born in Poland is a Pole,"
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"is a man born in Holland a Hole?"
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"♪ To introduce our guest star"
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"♪ That's what I'm here to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"Mr. Bruce Forsyth."
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Hello, hello, hello."
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"And if I sound a little British tonight,"
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"it's because our special guest star"
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"is one of England's truly great performers - Mr. Bruce Forsyth."
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"He sings, dances, plays the piano, tells jokes."
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"In fact he's a one-man variety show,"
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"and we're really pleased he's with us."
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"with a new musical group we call the Snerfs."
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"The Snerfs?"
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"(♪ "In A Little Spanish Town" by S Lewis, J Young, M Wayne)"
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"Well, now I've seen everything."
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"Good. Can we leave?"
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"OK. Nice number, nice number, Snerfs. Way to go."
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"Oh, Kermit. Yeah?"
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"I finally got the punch line down for the act tonight. Want to hear it?"
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"OK. Good."
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"Quack!"
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"Fine, fine. But keep working on it, OK?"
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"Oh, sure, toad. Thanks a lot."
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"You know, put me down like everybody else."
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"Yeah, that's right. Put me down."
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"Bitter duck. Oh, Kermit. Kermit. Kermit."
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"Kermit, I am really gonna get 'em tonight."
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"Get who? Hmm?"
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"Oh, Statler and Waldorf - you know, those two old guys"
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"who sit in the box and heckle me every night."
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"Mm-hmm. Well, tonight I am ready for 'em. Ha-ha."
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"Yeah, I can handle any insult. Any of 'em."
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"Hey, hey. Let's try it, OK? Let's see..."
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"You be the audience, and I'll tell a joke,"
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"and then you insult me"
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"and then just watch my razor-sharp wit at work."
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"OK, you ready, huh? Huh? No."
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"Good. OK. Here we go."
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"I wouldn't say my wife can't cook,"
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"but last night she burned the water."
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"Boo! Boo! That's terrible. Terrible."
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"Get off the stage! You are the worst!"
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"Oh, please don't heckle me."
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"Fozzie, is this an example of your razor-like wit?"
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"Could still use a little sharpening, huh?"
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"When it comes to song-and-dance men,"
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"it's pretty hard to top our special guest."
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"So let's give a warm Muppet Show welcome to Mr. Bruce Forsyth."
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"♪ Got my tweed pressed"
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"♪ Got my best vest"
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"♪ All I need now is the girl"
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"♪ Got my striped tie"
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"♪ Got my hopes high"
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"♪ Got the time and the place and I got rhythm"
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