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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Avery Schreiber (S01E01)

"the sharp retort and the funny ears,"
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"Mr. Fozzie Bear!"
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"Hey, hey, hey. I'm a bear, I'm not a bunny,"
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"so here's some stuff that's really funny."
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"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not a dope. And I'm no dummy."
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"So how come your stuff... ...is really crummy?"
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"Hey, come on, you guys."
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"I come out here just to give you a good time."
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"If you wanna give us a good time... Go back in."
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"Aw, gimme a break. Hey, listen."
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"Why don't you guys leave Fozzie alone?"
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"Yeah. Thanks, Avery. Thanks a lot."
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"I know what it's like to be out here every night getting heckled."
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"Yeah, yeah, by the audience, huh? No, by my partner."
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"I love him like a brother, but he was always concerned"
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"that the act be dignified. You know what I mean?"
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"Yeah. Yeah. Huh? Huh?"
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"Dignified. Yeah."
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"I asked him to do the banana-in-the-ear shtick."
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"Yeah? Yeah. And he wouldn't do it."
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"Oh, come on, that's funny shtick. That's a funny bit."
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"That's right. He said it would look dumb."
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"Oh, the banana's funny."
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"Would you do it? Of course I'd do it."
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"Try. Oh, terrific, a banana."
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"Here we go. In the ear! (drumroll)"
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"(rim shot)"
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"He's right. It does look kind of dumb."
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"Well, see ya, Fozzie. Avery!"
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"I was just kidding. I wouldn't leave you out here with a banana in the ear."
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"To show you what a good sport I am, I'll put the banana in my ear."
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"Nobody laughed. (drumroll)"
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"(rim shot followed by laughter)"
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"Oh, look at that. Wait a minute. Hold it, hold it!"
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"Why is it that when I did it, you didn't laugh,"
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"but when Avery does it, you go crazy?"
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"Oh, it's his pace. His timing."
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"His delivery. His ear."
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"You see, Jack? I told you it would work."
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"This is the greatest thing in my life. (laughter)"
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"Here's a Muppet news flash. There is no news tonight."
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"(scatting)"
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"(all scatting along with tune)"
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"Everybody now."
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"Well, that's it for tonight."
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"We'd like to thank our very special guest star,"
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"Mr. Avery Schreiber."
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"Thank you, Kermit. Thank you."
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"Listen, it was a ball. I hope I didn't get you upset."
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"Boy, Miss Piggy has a bad temper, doesn't she?"
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"Aw, listen, don't worry. I can handle Miss Piggy."
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"You know, she's just putty in my hands."
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"I say, "Jump," she says, "How high?""
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"I crack the whip, she jumps through the hoop."
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"You open your mouth, my fist goes south."
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"Gee, I love to see a man in control, Kermit."
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"We'll see you all next time on The Muppet Show."
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"Hi-yah!"
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"Hi-yah!"
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"Well, you gotta give 'em credit. Why's that?"
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"Well, they're gonna keep on doin' it till they get it right."
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"(bum note)"
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"I was just thinking, apropos of nothing,"
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"Nobody likes you. Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"from the heartbreak of gorilla invasion."
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"Now, don't take it personally, no, I can't kiss you."
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"There now will be a moment of silence. Why?"
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"OK, let's move it. Don't bask in the glory."
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