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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya (S10E10)

"You read this. Does that say "teaspoons" or "teacups"?"
Bob's Burgers
"I-I think it's "teaspoons.""
Bob's Burgers
"So, you don't know the right amounts?"
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"Well, honestly, I put this in, I don't put this in."
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"- Wait, really? - Yeah, it's not my thing."
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"It was... I guess it was never my thing."
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"What? Wh-What do you mean?"
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"This place was my parents' dream."
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"It wasn't, like, my dream."
Bob's Burgers
"Then why are we stealing your flattop?"
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"I just thought I needed, uh..."
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"to keep some piece of this place."
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"Yeah, the heaviest piece."
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"So, what is your dream?"
Bob's Burgers
"It's, uh, beekeeping."
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"- My dream is to keep bees. - Keep bees?"
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"Yeah. It's been a hobby. Fell into it."
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"It was a rocky start. I had two bees in a jar and they died."
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"- Nobody tells you that. - Nobody should have to."
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"one of those cool suits, which I love."
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"And, yeah, my dream is to go pro."
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"But it's just really, really hard to milk bees to get honey."
Bob's Burgers
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding."
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"- I don't do that anymore. - Lot 76,"
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"a set of plates in excellent condition."
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"- Huh? - Do I hear $40?"
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"Oh, come on. $40?"
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"- I was willing to pay $50. - No?"
Bob's Burgers
"Okay, well, how about $30?"
Bob's Burgers
"$30 over here. $30 going once, $30 going twice."
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"Here."
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"Sold, for the surprisingly low price of $30. Wow."
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"What do we even need plates for?"
Bob's Burgers
"Yeah, laps are the plates of the body."
Bob's Burgers
"What secret ingredient is this?"
Bob's Burgers
"Oh, those are my dad's ashes."
Bob's Burgers
"-Aah! -I'm kidding. I think it's pepper."
Bob's Burgers
"My dad's dog Pepper."
Bob's Burgers
"I don't get it."
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"Happy St. Paddy's Day."
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"Uh, happy St. Paddy's Day to you."
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"So, you're in luck. Our burgers today are green-colored"
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"in honor of the late St. Patrick."
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"He only ate green foods. So what can I get you?"
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"Oh, uh, no green burger for me."
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"- Regular burger would be great. - Yeah, same for me."
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"Are you crazy? It's the one day a year you can eat"
Bob's Burgers
"a green burger and not get super sick."
Bob's Burgers
"That is true. A-And what if I told you"
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"that we don't have regular burgers, just green ones?"
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"Uh, we would not eat here?"
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"What if you closed your eyes"
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"and pretended it was a brown burger?"
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"- We'll, um, come back tomorrow? - Maybe?"
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"-You need to try 'em. How you gonna know? -I don't need to try it."
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"-You're pushing. It's, it's a pull. -Don't go."
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"Don't leave. Don't go."
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"- I'm pulling. - Have a beer."
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"What's going on with everyone today?"
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"I'm gonna have to toss out 15 pounds of green meat."
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"Too bad the St. Patrick's Day street fair"
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"isn't right here on Ocean Avenue."
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"I bet those people would gobble up green meat."
Bob's Burgers
"Huh. What if we go to them?"
Bob's Burgers
"How would we... How we gonna do that?"
Bob's Burgers
"I'll make slider burgers and pass them out there."
Bob's Burgers
"- Right. - Sure, we won't make money"
Bob's Burgers
"and that's bad and Bob won't like that,"
Bob's Burgers
"but it'll be great advertising."
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"Eh, you know what we do? We tell 'em it's ground-up leprechaun meat."
Bob's Burgers
"Exactly. And tomorrow we'll be packed."
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"Drunk people always remember things the next day."
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"They sure do."
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"Should we call Mom, tell her we live here now?"
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"We could last for days in here."
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"Dad?"
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"- You mean your and Mom's bedroom? - Tina."
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"- Sorry. - ♪ A super secret place down deep inside ♪"
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"- In your butt? - Gene, shush."
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"♪ Are the spices that I hide ♪"
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"♪ One question keeps me up at night ♪"
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"♪ Am I a burger-flipping sailor? ♪"
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"Okay, you changed metaphors there."
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"Wait, Dad, um, seriously?"
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"You think we don't know about all that stuff?"
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"- Your failure fears? - We know about"
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"I mean, yeah, you drop the F-bomb sometimes."
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"- A lot. All the time. - Oh."
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"But it's a pretty cool message for, you know, young minds"
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"- heading out into the world. - Right, right."
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"Uh, forget I said anything. I mean..."
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"♪ I think our restaurant is doing ♪"
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"- Nice save. - Okay, hear me out."
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"- Okay. - We give up."
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"- Give up? - And then we leave this room."
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"- Leave this room? - Look, Jules, I-I don't know"
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"At this point I think we're just trying"
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"to keep you from being arrested."
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"Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah, right, right, right, yeah."
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"But if we can talk the auctioneer out of calling the police,"
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"Yeah, maybe it'll live on a farm somewhere."
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"Like our Sea-Monkeys."
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"No, I don't want it going to some reseller,"
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"ending up somewhere it's not gonna be loved."
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"who's gonna use it, someone's whose dream"
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"- is having a restaurant. - Maybe you're right."
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"I guess I should let this thing live on someplace else."
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"Okay, I think I'm ready to let it go."
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"We're taking Pepper out of here, right?"
Bob's Burgers
"Good point. Wait, is that Pepper?"
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"Or is that Pepper? Which one's Pepper?"
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"This one's either paprika or dog."
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"Well, well, well, look who's back."
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"We didn't actually fold the grill and climb out the window."
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"Oh. None of us thought you did."
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"Uh, hi, yeah. So, um..."
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"We're really sorry about the whole flattop thing."
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"And please don't, since we're, um, a-apologizing."
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"I won't call the police if you promise"
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"you're done with this little freak-out."
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