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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya (S10E10)

Oh, yeah. Makes sense.

"Oh, yeah. Makes sense."

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All the history, all the blood, sweat and pork butt

"All the history, all the blood, sweat and pork butt"

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my family poured out onto this grill.

"my family poured out onto this grill."

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- Anyone else getting hungry? - The flavors that took years to develop.

"- Anyone else getting hungry? - The flavors that took years to develop."

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Uh, yeah, if there was a fire in my place,

"Uh, yeah, if there was a fire in my place,"

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Oh, and also my kids. And-and my wife.

"Oh, and also my kids. And-and my wife."

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- Aw. - And the leather jacket I made you?

"- Aw. - And the leather jacket I made you?"

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Okay, so if you're here to bid on the flattop,

"Okay, so if you're here to bid on the flattop,"

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I'm still not getting the disguise.

"I'm still not getting the disguise."

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I'm not gonna bid on the flattop.

"I'm not gonna bid on the flattop."

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- Okay... - You promise you won't act weird?

"- Okay... - You promise you won't act weird?"

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Um, that's a weird thing to say.

"Um, that's a weird thing to say."

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- I'm gonna steal it. - What?

"- I'm gonna steal it. - What?"

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- Nice. - No, no, no, don't do that.

"- Nice. - No, no, no, don't do that."

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Um, no, I-I didn't.

"Um, no, I-I didn't."

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I'm just waiting for them to put it on a dolly

"I'm just waiting for them to put it on a dolly"

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and wheel it into the dining room when it's up for bid.

"and wheel it into the dining room when it's up for bid."

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A-And then what?

"A-And then what?"

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I run down the street with it to my car, if I haven't been towed.

"I run down the street with it to my car, if I haven't been towed."

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It's been a tough couple of weeks, man.

"It's been a tough couple of weeks, man."

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I just don't want to feel like I let my family's dream slip away,

"I just don't want to feel like I let my family's dream slip away,"

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- the stealing stuff. - Well, now you know my plan,

"- the stealing stuff. - Well, now you know my plan,"

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so you're a part of it, like it or not.

"so you're a part of it, like it or not."

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No, I'm not... I'm-I'm definitely not a part of it.

"No, I'm not... I'm-I'm definitely not a part of it."

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Next item, lot 22. Bus tubs.

"Next item, lot 22. Bus tubs."

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I-I'm not gonna commit grand theft flattop.

"I-I'm not gonna commit grand theft flattop."

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Yeah, we're supposed to help Jules

"Yeah, we're supposed to help Jules"

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steal back his family jewel.

"steal back his family jewel."

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Shouldn't sad restaurant people help each other out?

"Shouldn't sad restaurant people help each other out?"

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There are better options other than stealing it.

"There are better options other than stealing it."

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Y-You-you could talk to the bank?

"Y-You-you could talk to the bank?"

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Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, they're super nice about stuff, right?

"Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, they're super nice about stuff, right?"

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That's their thing.

"That's their thing."

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Or you could wait for someone to buy it

"Or you could wait for someone to buy it"

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and then ask if you can come visit it?

"and then ask if you can come visit it?"

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Yeah, nothing's really beating "steal it."

"Yeah, nothing's really beating "steal it.""

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No, we can't steal the flattop. That's stealing.

"No, we can't steal the flattop. That's stealing."

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Look, Jules, even if you did do your plan,

"Look, Jules, even if you did do your plan,"

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you also have no plan.

"you also have no plan."

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The plan is that we work together

"The plan is that we work together"

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to get the biggest thing out of here without getting noticed.

"to get the biggest thing out of here without getting noticed."

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Too bad Jules doesn't want his family whisk

"Too bad Jules doesn't want his family whisk"

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we'd say, "That's my wiener, sir,"

"we'd say, "That's my wiener, sir,""

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and we'd tip our cap and off we'd go.

"and we'd tip our cap and off we'd go."

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Bob, just help me steal my flattop,

"Bob, just help me steal my flattop,"

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which makes this like bank robbing,

"which makes this like bank robbing,"

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Oh, my God, it is just like bank robbing.

"Oh, my God, it is just like bank robbing."

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- Gene, put it back. - Oh, boo.

"- Gene, put it back. - Oh, boo."

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Green fries? Are you kidding me? What a day to be alive.

"Green fries? Are you kidding me? What a day to be alive."

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All right, now that we're officially doing this...

"All right, now that we're officially doing this..."

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Even though Bob didn't want us to...

"Even though Bob didn't want us to..."

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Should we, you know... ?

"Should we, you know... ?"

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- What? - Dye the burgers.

"- What? - Dye the burgers."

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What color? Oh, right. Green.

"What color? Oh, right. Green."

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Yeah, once the lunch rush hits, if Bob comes back

"Yeah, once the lunch rush hits, if Bob comes back"

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and sees these people ordering green burgers left and right,

"and sees these people ordering green burgers left and right,"

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he'll say we should dye the meat green every St. Paddy's Day,

"he'll say we should dye the meat green every St. Paddy's Day,"

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probably Christmas, too.

"probably Christmas, too."

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Ah, that ought to do it.

"Ah, that ought to do it."

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Uh, too much green, got to add a little beef.

"Uh, too much green, got to add a little beef."

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Just a little more meat to balance it out.

"Just a little more meat to balance it out."

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Now it's fun. And now all our ground beef is green.

"Now it's fun. And now all our ground beef is green."

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What was the old color? I don't remember.

"What was the old color? I don't remember."

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Do I hear ten dollars?

"Do I hear ten dollars?"

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Pretty please? That's an auctioning term.

"Pretty please? That's an auctioning term."

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Con... You could get arrested.

"Con... You could get arrested."

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So, con... you become a con.

"So, con... you become a con."

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- Mm-hmm. And pro... ? - There is no pro.

"- Mm-hmm. And pro... ? - There is no pro."

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Maybe we should help him, Dad. This could be you.

"Maybe we should help him, Dad. This could be you."

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He even has a fake mustache like you.

"He even has a fake mustache like you."

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My mustache is real, Tina.

"My mustache is real, Tina."

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You keep telling yourself that, pal.

"You keep telling yourself that, pal."

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I just thought I could save at least one little bit

"I just thought I could save at least one little bit"

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of my family's dream, but that's not gonna happen.

"of my family's dream, but that's not gonna happen."

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Let's take a little break, shall we?

"Let's take a little break, shall we?"

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And give me a chance to call my mom.

"And give me a chance to call my mom."

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- Oh, my God, now's my chance. - No, no, wait, no.

"- Oh, my God, now's my chance. - No, no, wait, no."

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- Bob, Bob, grab the other end. - Oh, God.

"- Bob, Bob, grab the other end. - Oh, God."

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I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.

"I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this."

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Quick. Let's get this onto the dolly.

"Quick. Let's get this onto the dolly."

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I can't believe I'm doing this.

"I can't believe I'm doing this."

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Okay, let's just roll it right out the back door.

"Okay, let's just roll it right out the back door."

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Shut up, shut up.

"Shut up, shut up."

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No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

"No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

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Yeah, it's padlocked. Wait. Jules Beachum?

"Yeah, it's padlocked. Wait. Jules Beachum?"

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Yeah, no, I know. That's why I said your name.

"Yeah, no, I know. That's why I said your name."

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Step away from lot 92.

"Step away from lot 92."

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No, it belongs to the bank, and soon to one of these people.

"No, it belongs to the bank, and soon to one of these people."

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Uh, hi. I-I know it looks like I'm helping Jules steal this.

"Uh, hi. I-I know it looks like I'm helping Jules steal this."

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I'm not. I-I was falling, and my hands landed on it.

"I'm not. I-I was falling, and my hands landed on it."

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Come on, Bob, front door, front door.

"Come on, Bob, front door, front door."

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Go, go, go!

"Go, go, go!"

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But he's in front of the door.

"But he's in front of the door."

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This is what bad plans look like.

"This is what bad plans look like."

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Give up, Jules, you're trapped.

"Give up, Jules, you're trapped."

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He's right. There's no other door.

"He's right. There's no other door."

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Can we just not do this?

"Can we just not do this?"

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- Quick, in here. - What the... ?

"- Quick, in here. - What the... ?"

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- Just barely. - Oh. Hang on.

"- Just barely. - Oh. Hang on."

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- Why'd you open a window? - 'Cause they'll think

"- Why'd you open a window? - 'Cause they'll think"

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- we escaped through there. - Right,

"- we escaped through there. - Right,"

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but the grill can't fit through that window.

"but the grill can't fit through that window."

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You're overthinking this, Dad.

"You're overthinking this, Dad."

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The grill can't fit through that.

"The grill can't fit through that."

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Maybe they folded it?

"Maybe they folded it?"

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They folded a steel grill?

"They folded a steel grill?"

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I don't know. I'm not a doctor.

"I don't know. I'm not a doctor."

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Should we call the police?

"Should we call the police?"

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Eh, that'll be a whole thing.

"Eh, that'll be a whole thing."

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Let's go back to the auction and deal with this later.

"Let's go back to the auction and deal with this later."

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I can't believe you talked us into this, Dad.

"I can't believe you talked us into this, Dad."

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Shame on you. Bad boy.

"Shame on you. Bad boy."

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I don't like any of you. Except maybe Tina.

"I don't like any of you. Except maybe Tina."

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- Hey. - Ouch. - Yes.

"- Hey. - Ouch. - Yes."

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It was my family's hiding spot for the ingredients that we use

"It was my family's hiding spot for the ingredients that we use"

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in our top secret barbecue sauce.

"in our top secret barbecue sauce."

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- Powdered orange drink mix? - Well, don't shout it.

"- Powdered orange drink mix? - Well, don't shout it."

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- Sorry. - Mm, mm.

"- Sorry. - Mm, mm."

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Oh, yeah, this would go great on finger meat.

"Oh, yeah, this would go great on finger meat."

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Yep. 49 ingredients in very precise amounts

"Yep. 49 ingredients in very precise amounts"

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