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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Flat-Top O' the Morning to Ya (S10E10)

"W-Wait-wait, there's whiskey in this?"
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"What? No."
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"Is that what an Irish coffee is? I was just calling it that"
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"'cause I accidentally dropped some corned beef in it."
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"Yeah, yeah. You-you dropped a lot."
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"Thank you, though, for making all of this,"
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"but we're just gonna keep St. Patrick's Day up here, right?"
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"No dyeing stuff green in the restaurant?"
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"What? No. Just the beer."
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"You'll love it."
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"Well, I'm glad you're excited about today"
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"to the depressing restaurant liquidation auction."
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"Why is it depressing?"
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"'Cause you're going to a failed restaurant"
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"to pick over its remains for some cheap plates?"
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"It's like taking the boots off a dead guy."
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"And then serving food in those boots."
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"I'd buy plates at a restaurant supply place,"
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"for, like, a third of the price."
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"All right, Dad, let me see your auction face."
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"My auction face? Um, okay, this?"
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"- That's it, I'm coming. - You want to come?"
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"You need me to come. You can't go in there alone."
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"With that face, they'll eat you up."
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"- And that hair. Sorry. - I want to go."
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"I want to hear the auctioneer talk really fast"
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"and say a bunch of numbers."
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"100, 100. Do I hear 100? 100..."
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"I could go for some auction action,"
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"watch Dad get his "aucsh" on."
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"Plus, a failed restaurant liquidation?"
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"Huh, it'll be like time-traveling into our own future."
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"God, I hope it's not our future."
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"Don't worry, Dad."
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"Future Gene is gonna be a famous reggaeton star,"
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"and you can live in his guesthouse."
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"You'll have to earn hot tub access, though."
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"I have the light, people. It's my turn to go."
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"- I know you can hear me. - Maybe they're just shy."
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"I bet they're going to the St. Patrick's Day street fair"
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"- on Front Street. - Or it's a really inelegant"
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"flash mob?"
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"Happy St. Paddy's."
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"- Erin go bragh. - More like "Erin go butt.""
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"- Yup. - I think this is my new favorite holiday."
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"Beachum Barbecue."
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"Huh, this might've been a barbecue place?"
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"You cracked it, Tina."
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"And we're here to pick the meat off their bones."
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"Next item up for bid is lot three:"
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"Do I hear five dollars?"
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"Okay, here they are... No cracks, no chips,"
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"- but this definitely feels creepy. - Sold,"
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"for six dollars. What a steal."
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"I really thought they'd go for more. Wow."
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"Okay, I can live with creepy."
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"Ah..."
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"Nothing like green beer to get you in the spirit"
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"of ol' St. Pat, huh? You gonna join me, or, uh,"
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"am I celebrating alone like a sad person?"
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"Sure, what the heck? I'll have a green beer."
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"It's only work."
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"and that I'm not supposed to dye anything else in here green."
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"Huh, what else can you dye green?"
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"Lots of things, like, maybe the mustard and the ketchup?"
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"- That'd be cute. - I'd eat green mustard."
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"Doctor's always telling me I got to get more greens in my diet."
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"But Bob doesn't want to dye anything else."
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"Damn Bob and his mysterious hatred of green."
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"I am so over that guy."
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"Maybe he wouldn't mind if we just did one bottle."
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"Mmm, yeah, I had to use a lot. Ha,"
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"- your mouth. - Your mouth."
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"- Oh, God, look at us. - Ah..."
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"We look so Irish."
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"Wow. Think about all the meals they cooked in here,"
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"all the hopes and dreams of whoever owned this place,"
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"Actually, I don't want to think about it. Oh, God."
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"- Dad, do you need a hug? - No. Maybe."
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"Why do you think it went out of business?"
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"Do you think they just kept forgetting to switch"
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"the sign to "open"?"
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"I don't know. Maybe people just stopped coming."
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"Maybe the chef lost his touch."
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"Maybe it was just a lot of little mistakes,"
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"but maybe they added up"
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"and one day it all just came crashing down."
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"These slotted spoons are very slotted."
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"No slot shaming."
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"Um, did anyone else think that guy's mustache"
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"- looked a little weird? - Who, Dad? You get used to it."
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"- It's peeling off a tiny bit. - Oh, yeah."
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"It's a lip wig. I like it."
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"- All right, let's go in. - Wait, kids."
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"Uh, no, no, no, don't bother him."
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"Hey. So what's up?"
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"Slotted spoons, that's your thing?"
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"I love it. What else you gonna bid on?"
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"Uh, sorry about her. Uh, y-your mustache"
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"- doesn't look, um, that fake. - Is it obvious?"
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"Cutting off the price"
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"- tag would have helped. - Right, right."
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"This is... this is my restaurant."
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"Oh, no. Uh, this is your place?"
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"It was. Now it's the bank's."
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"- So you're a Beachum? - Yeah. I'm Jules Beachum."
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"I basically grew up in this place."
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"Oh, uh, I'm Bob. So what happened?"
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"Wh-Why'd you close? Sorry, is that rude?"
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"I just, I really need to know because of, um, fear."
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"After my father retired, people thought it changed around here."
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"They started coming less and less,"
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"And one day, it was, it was just over."
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"Maybe we should start paying our bills, Dad."
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"This is so sad. I-I'm so sorry."
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"So what kind of restaurant you got?"
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"I assume you have one, judging by your clogs and your fear."
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"Yup. Uh, it's a burger place. So what are you doing here?"
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"- I'm here to get one thing. - It on?"
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"No. My family's flattop grill."
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