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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Driving Test (S03E03)

"Well, it's true!"
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"Okay, just because everything falls in your lap,"
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"doesn't mean it falls in everyone else's."
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"What does?!"
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"- Stuff! Things. Opportunities."
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"Things don't fall in my lap!"
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"Okay, I'm just saying,"
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"that you've always just gotten stuff,"
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"without realizing that other people don't skate through life"
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"the same way you do."
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"I don't skate through Life, David,"
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"And I'm sorry if that rubs you the wrong way,"
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"but maybe if you could just relax for a second,"
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"and stop worrying about everything,"
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"everything would be easier for you!"
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"And what I'm saying is that things haven't"
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"Um, yes, they have!"
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"And now I'm even more stressed out"
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"than when I got in the stupid car!"
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"Hey!"
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"The driving man's coming!"
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"Oh my God!"
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"- I got it! - Okay!"
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"Hey, Stevie."
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"I fixed the drip in David and Alexis' bathroom,"
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"so you can check that off your list."
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"You know, to be honest it's more a temporary fix,"
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"I put a sandwich bag over the faucet,"
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"and secured it with..."
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"an elastic."
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"Oh okay, won't the drips..."
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"fill up the sandwich bag?"
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"Well, like I said, it's temporary,"
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"uh, but it might buy you a little time."
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"A little."
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"Ooh! A ledger?"
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"I haven't seen one of these in a while."
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"Aha, well, at first glance,"
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"what you think of say,"
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"charging for late check outs?"
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"Yeah, again, that would assume"
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"Well, there's a solution to everything, Stevie,"
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"and when that idea comes,"
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"it's going to appear..."
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"so obvious."
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"Well, I mean, I did think that I could start"
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"And sometimes it's the second or third idea"
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"that's really the keeper."
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"- Hey. - Afternoon."
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"Oh, Moira's in early."
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"Oh, just catching up on my reading."
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"Well, we'll leave you to it."
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"Oh dear, that's a shame."
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"That's a real shame!"
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"The old pulp mill in Elmdale, torn down."
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"That reminds me, I gotta check out the new pulp mill."
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"But surely the old pulp mill had its charm,"
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"and it was an historic landmark."
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"Where'd you find that article?!"
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"The old pulp mill closed down what, two years ago?"
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"Well, it just makes one think,"
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"might there be a building struggling in our town"
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"avoid befalling a similar fate?"
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"Like the library."
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"Gwen does all her internet stuff there,"
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"you know, she worries about people tracing her IP address."
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"I was thinking of another worthy landmark,"
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"the motel."
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"Oh, that sounds like more of a personal issue."
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"The poor thing is a wreck."
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"She even threatened to sell the place!"
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"A pitiable creature, that's what she is."
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"John and I, we both threw our arms around her,"
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"and we said, the people of this town,"
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"and Council in particular,"
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"will not let this business go under, Stevie."
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"For your sake, Stevie!"
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"to heritage projects."
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"Yeah, when we wanted to restore the war memorial,"
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"you said we should avoid taking sides."
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"But this cause affects everyone."
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"We all know, or are,"
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"In closing, I move that we free up heritage funds"
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"for the motel, effective immediately,"
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"all in favor, say Aye."
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"Ronnie, you're with me?"
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"I see that you're scratching."
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"Bob! You're making a note!"
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"Oh, just writing uh, "visit new pulp mill.""
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"Yeah, Roland got me thinking."
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"I hear the floors are so clean,"
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"You are gonna make a turn up ahead."
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"Uh, it's David."
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"Oh yep, sorry about that."
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"Um, I just didn't want you thinking"
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"you had gotten in the wrong car."
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"Sorry, it's been a long day."
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"Um, so a left or a right?"
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"What?"
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"You said there's a turn coming up,"
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"do you want a left turn, or a right turn?"
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"Um, how old are you?"
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"- Twenty-eight. - Mhmm, and is this like,"
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"what you would like to do for a career?"
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"Well, I uh, I DJ on the weekends."
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"- Ah. - Why?"
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"I mean, you care in the sense that it's your job,"
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"but you don't-you don't care about this, do you?"
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"I've done like, eight of these today."
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"Is that a problem?"
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"Oh, there she is, back from council."
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"Any chance of a bailout?"
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"I was very persuasive."
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"And there were lots of questions,"
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"that shows engagement."
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"I think Stevie can get this motel back on its feet."
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"- Excellent. - Yes."
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"And if she can get let's say,"
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"a volume discount on paper products,"
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"or offer deals on last minute bookings, then..."
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