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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Driving Test (S03E03)

"Do you want my honest opinion?"
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"Okay, yes, it's fine."
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"Well, I drove the car yesterday!"
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"And it took him like, 16 tries to get it last time."
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"And then your learner's permit expired,"
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"and you had to do the written test again,"
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"which you... failed."
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"Well, we're using the car right now, sweetheart."
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"Okay, I will drive."
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"It's fine."
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"- Ugh! - Oooh!"
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"And most of them are filled with paperwork I have to go through,"
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"so I'm just hoping I contract some deadly lung infection"
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"Um well, I wouldn't really worry about it,"
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"to um, to maybe two hours,"
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"as it is an opportunity."
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"or you know, maybe pick something up,"
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"And need a lift."
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"I don't think this is a good time to ask."
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"Um, I'm gonna find someone with a little more time..."
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"- on their hands. - Okay."
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"I don't know why you didn't ask me first, David."
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"can you hold the wheel for a second,"
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"I once had a 7-year-old drive me around Mumbai,"
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"so I'm pretty sure you're cool to steer for a sec."
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"the incessant tap, tap, tap..."
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"But maybe this is uh..."
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"because you are the owner now."
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"Yeah!"
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"And I don't know what I'm doing!"
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"of wild success can experience a downtick now and then."
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"It's going to make you forget every last one"
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"It would not bode well for us if she did."
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"No, he doesn't."
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"What does that mean?"
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"- What? - What falls in my lap?"
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"I walk through life."
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"In really nice shoes."
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"been as easy for me as they've been for you!"
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"No, they haven't!"
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"Thank you very much for your help, Alexis."
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"I'm the one that's supposed to be getting out"
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"of the stupid car, David!"
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"David?"
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"Nobody cares."
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"Good news,"
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"Thank you."
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"that we had guests to check out."
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"charging full price to the long term guests here."
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"I hear it's breathtaking."
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"that could, with the aid of municipal funds,"
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"Oh, it's very personal, for Stevie."
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"Inheriting the motel, feeling lost and alone."
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"figuratively speaking,"
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"I thought you were against giving town funds"
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"people who live in the motel."
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"you can eat your lunch off them."
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"I laid those floors."
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"Okay, Derek."
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"- Rose, David? - Yes."
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"Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a left."
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"- Okay. - But when I tell you to make a left."
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"Okay. Um, can I ask you a question?"
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"Uh yep, failure to signal will be counted."
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"So you don't really care about this."
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"Like, about me, in the car."
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"Good, 'cause even with just a little cash flow,"
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"Oh, no, no, we need the funds,"
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"I want to remember this moment."
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"I haven't seen you this excited in a very long time."
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"and listen,"
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"and far be it from me to rob you of your necessity!"
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"You didn't get the money, did you?"
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"Go, John!"
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"So I assume you got your license,"
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"could handle his sound..."
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"Well, I'm sorry for having fun, David."
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"sending you temporary passports,"
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"and colored contacts lenses whenever you needed them."
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"Well, I did."
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"of plastic foods."
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"The sooner the better, I have my camera in the car."
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"Selling the motel."
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"Ray came to me."
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"Yeah, but I think selling is not necessarily"
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"Maybe we should discuss this at a later date,"
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"what if you had a partner?"
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"Stevie, as your agent,"
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"And I think it's..."
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"something I wanna do."
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"then do give me a call."
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"Okay kids, give it a spin."
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"Um, Dad messed up our tap."
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"- Ow! Ow! It's burning my hand now!"
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"Well, what do you think of the new wheels?"
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"Or..."
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"You got your wallet?"
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"Um, I have my debit card."
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"And what about your license?"
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"What about it?"
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"Do you have it?"
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"It's fine."
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"It was a yes or no question."
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"We're going up the street, I don't need my license."
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"David, we just insured the car,"
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"and you can't drive it unless you have your license on you,"
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"so could you go get it, please?"
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"It's expired."
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"When did your license expire?!"
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"- I don't know! Like, last month."
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"Then you're not driving!"
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"- Well, that's illegal, David! - Argh!"
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"You need to go renew your license!"
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"Are you guys done with the car?"
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"No, we're just leaving."
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"Okay, 'cause it looks like you're getting out."
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"We're changing seats because David's license is expired."
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"Oh no!"
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"It didn't take me 16 tries!"
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"I failed the written test twice,"
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