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Clips from Superstore (2015) - High Volume Store (S03E03)

"what's, uh, what's the worst part of your job?"
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"Have a heavenly day."
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"That was two "best job I ever hads""
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"It's a colloquialism. Like, "It is what it is.""
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"Or, "Women be shopping.""
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"Um, how long have you been working here?"
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"Well, it's been the best job I've ever had"
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"for about 4 1/2 years."
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"Best job I've ever had."
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"Have a heavenly day."
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"People love it here. Obviously."
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"Oh, sorry about that."
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"- Mm. - To say thank you."
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"You know, and she wanted something she could work with."
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"Could you profile?"
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"- So Jerusha's on board? - Yeah."
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"It just means so much to us that you're willing to do this."
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"So she doesn't think that I'm, you know, too young,"
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"No."
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"'Cause, you know, if you guys wanted to go with someone else,"
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"I... I wouldn't be offended."
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"- Totally. - Great."
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"I won't."
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"Yeah. The thing is..."
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"- Um... - Ah, is it Bo?"
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"Mm-hmm, yeah. It's Bo."
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"You put a baby in me right now, mister."
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"But Bo, he just sucks, you know."
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"Uh, hey, Len. I'm... I'm Jonah."
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"How's it going today?"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"You guys aren't supposed to be back here."
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"We work at the Ozark Highlands store."
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"And we're about to go Quad-A,"
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"They're quaddin' ya, huh?"
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"Yeah. They're quadding us."
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"So, um, what's it like?"
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"Be straight with me. Polo to polo."
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"Honestly, you're screwed."
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"We cannot become a Quad-A."
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"- It's hell. - Hell on steroids."
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"Isn't hell bad enough without adding steroids?"
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"They are open 24 hours."
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"Which means they never have a chance to catch up."
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"So when do they have time to clean?"
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"Now is not the time to..."
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"They don't let employees eat the pizza."
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"- Withdrawn. - So what do we do?"
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"We need to slow down sales."
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"Guys, when do they have time to clean?"
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"They don't."
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"Well, then it never gets clean."
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"All right, you heard Amy, guys,"
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"let's cross that finish line and become Quad-A."
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"Marcus, were you even listening?"
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"Sorry, I got a text earlier."
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"Honestly, I missed a lot of what you guys were saying."
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"♪ Jah at the controller, Bua bua bua yeah ♪"
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"♪ Wha gwan rasta Control the simma ♪"
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"- Bo? - Oh, yo, what up, spouse?"
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"What're you doing here? Where's Harmonica?"
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"Oh, good. Bo's here."
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"So, why don't we all go have a chat, you know, and..."
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"see if we can't change your mind?"
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"- I think you know. - Huh?"
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"- I think I know? - You think you know."
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"Yeah, I called you, and I was like,"
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""Please, Bo, let me have Glenn's baby.""
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"And you were like, "Nah, girl, no way, no how, okay?""
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"Squash that noise. Peace.""
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"Wow, that's crazy, 'cause, like, the way I remember it,"
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"that never happened at all."
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"It's funny how perception is, you know what I'm sayin'?"
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"Bo, is there anything that Cheyenne and I can say"
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"to help you change your mind?"
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"Mm, I don't know."
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"on the other side of the hand,"
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"thinking about my wife banging an old couple..."
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"No, no, no!"
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"And would I get to go with Jerusha?"
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"Almost definitely not."
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"Well, I really wanna do this for Glenn."
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"Well, I guess I..."
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"me having another man's baby might make you look"
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"like some kind of..."
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"I don't know... a punk-ass chump or something."
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"Yep, uh-huh."
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"It... It's okay."
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"I... I accept your decision and..."
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"Well, I'm disappointed, you know."
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"I respect that you guys won't change your morals"
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"for a measly $20,000."
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"20 grand? Huh?"
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"Of course, for Bo, it's not about the money."
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"I didn't know there was money."
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"I thought this was like a dare or something."
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"Yo, for 20 grand you can stick whatever you want"
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"in either of us."
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"Okay, everyone, I made some quick shift assignment changes."
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"Henry, Elias, you're in ladies' shoes."
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"Mateo, you're in sports."
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"So what do I do?"
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"Oh, ah, Kelly, you're on register."
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"Oh, I know, you're gonna be so bad at it."
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"Hey, Ames, what about me?"
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"Oh, Marcus, yes, you just float."
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"I want the customers to feel like you're everywhere."
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"Nice. MVP."
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"We also need someone to run interference on Jeff."
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"Just keep him occupied with stories that are boring"
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"that no one would ever care about."
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"I... will do my best to act like somebody who does that."
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"You don't need to act, I mean, you're brutal..."
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"Dina. He knows what he is."
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"All right, guys, listen up."
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"This is not a time for words."
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"But I should say"
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"that this is a chance for this store to become bigger,"
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"to become more."
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