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Clips from Superstore (2015) - High Volume Store (S03E03)

"we will go from being a triple-A store to a..."
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"- See where I'm going? - No."
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"Reclassified as a..."
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"Nobody's following you. Just finish."
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"Whoo! Huh?"
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"Any questions? Garrett."
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"Abnormally shaped how?"
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"Oh, okay, well, if a woman's uterus is normally shaped"
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"like a V, Jerusha's is kinda like a corkscrew."
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"Kinda like a duck's. Wait, I'll... I'll draw it."
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"I meant questions about the reclassification."
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"What are we now?"
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"Well, we're triple-A. I just said that."
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"So this would be one more A then?"
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"Believe me, you guys are gonna love this."
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"Yes, you get a sense of pride,"
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"a sense of accomplishment."
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"Quad-A stores are the first to feature new products."
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"Once they take our cafeteria"
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"and transfer it into a Pizza Hut, there's gonna be..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just say Pizza Hut?"
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"Yeah."
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"Like we're famous or something?"
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"Uh, a point of clarification, Jeff,"
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"would it have the soda too?"
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"Yeah, I believe so."
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"Oh!"
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"There she is."
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"♪"
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"Give me the marker"
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"'cause someone just made a thousand dollar sale."
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"I just like filling in the thermometer."
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"Is Pizza Hut that great?"
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"Plus, it's like, Where do you work? Cloud 9."
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"The regular one?"
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"It just... it seems odd that Jeff waited until today"
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""Believe me, you're gonna love it.""
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"Oh, boo-hoo, poor Jonah."
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"What a tragedy."
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"That's not gonna help."
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"You're just looking for problems."
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"Maybe, but there's a Quad-A in Crestwood."
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"We could go over there at lunch."
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"I mean, it's not the worst idea."
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"Hey, keep your eye on the prize, okay?"
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"You know, I honestly didn't know how many candidates"
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"Wonderful things can happen in all sorts of ways."
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"I agree."
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"But you did see the part where we said we couldn't afford"
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"the going rate for surrogates?"
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"I mean, I know the agencies say it could be as much as $50,000."
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"But we've only saved 20."
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"Oh, 20's more than enough."
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"Oh."
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"Of which we can only give you 15."
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"It's not a problem."
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"- Sorry, I meant ten. - That's low, so..."
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"Okay, no, 15, 15, 15. We agree on 15."
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"- Great. - Okay."
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"You should go with this one."
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"It's 4K."
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"Oh, um,"
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"The first K is "knowledge.""
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"And then the second K..."
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"4K televisions have 8.3 megapixels."
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"The human eye is literally incapable"
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"of appreciating a finer resolution than this."
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"- There you go. - Thank you."
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"Left it at the office."
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"You'd like to purchase an Xbox One and a pile of candy."
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"What kinda business you in?"
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"Oil and gas."
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"I might pick up a second Xbox to have one upstairs,"
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"- have one downstairs. - Okay."
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"You're a good dad, Mr. Marquard."
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"♪"
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"Okay, as soon as we hit $80,000, drop the balloons,"
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"hit the music, get a candid picture of me"
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"celebrating with everybody to send to corporate."
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"How many are we talking? And... all dudes?"
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"Yeah. I splurged."
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"You know, it's a huge day. It's a very huge day."
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"if you could maybe tell us a little bit more"
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"Oh, uh, well, yeah, I mean,"
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"things are pretty much gonna be the same."
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"Well, but earlier you said it would be better."
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"Yes, obviously better."
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"- Better and the same. - Nice."
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"Is there any possibility that it could maybe get worse?"
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"Look for people who have scores to settle, perhaps."
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"And don't believe everything you hear."
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"Oh, I don't know, but whatever it is,"
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"it would've been untrue."
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"That's why it's a paradox."
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"Trust me."
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"So, what's next?"
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"You write me a check and I can have a baby for you"
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"in as little as a week."
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"- A week? - Oh, is that too long?"
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"I mean, if you're really impatient,"
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"I can get you one earlier,"
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"but you're not gonna get to choose the color."
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"Turns out that when you can't pay top dollar,"
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"the surrogates you get are just a bunch of plops."
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"Aw, I'm sure you'll find someone."
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"I don't know."
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"shouldn't conceive a child."
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"That's crazy talk."
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"You guys are gonna have a killer baby."
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"Everyone's gonna wanna carry it."
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"Yeah, right. Would you?"
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"Of course, I would."
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"Really? You mean that?"
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"Thank you! Oh, my God."
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"Jerusha, this is a blessed day. I found her."
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"Wow, it is busy here."
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"Is it always like this?"
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"Excuse me, hi, sorry to interrupt."
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"Uh, can I ask you a question? Oh, sure."
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"All right. See? Best job she's ever had?"
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