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Clips from Superstore (2015) - High Volume Store (S03E03)

"Okay then, well, Jeff, the floor is yours."
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"I mean, you're here a lot."
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"Quadruple-A, guys. We're gonna be a Quad-A store."
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"We're gonna be a high volume store."
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"Exactly."
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"That's a formal Pizza Hut."
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"- It was Brett. - I know."
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"It's very satisfying."
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"When you've been here long enough, any change is amazing."
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"Uh, no, the one with the Pizza Hut."
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"to tell us about all this."
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"That's what my dad said"
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"Both of his parents were homeowners."
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"Actually, it was his friend's condo."
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"Check it out, maybe. Just to be safe."
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"we'd get from a Craigslist ad, but..."
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"What does 4K mean?"
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"Wow. Okay, I'll take it."
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"Okay, so Charles Marquard,"
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"this is your American Express Business card."
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"Yep."
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"And you don't have an ID with you."
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"Yeah, you know, for the kids."
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"Oh, you know if it was me,"
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"Got it, got it. Hey, now let's talk dancers."
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"Music and balloons with no dancers?"
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"about what we can expect once this store becomes Quad-A."
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"That sounds amazing."
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"Right."
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"You know what, there's a lot of liars out there, okay?"
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"Believe me. It's gonna be great."
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"Man, I can't wait for it to be great."
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"Sometimes I think that maybe God is trying"
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"to send me a message that people in their late 50s"
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"Absolutely."
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"Welcome to the show, people. Welcome to the show."
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"Do you like working here?"
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"- Great. Thank you. - Have a heavenly day."
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"Where I come from, something being the best thing"
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"No part. It's wonderful."
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"It's the best job I've ever had."
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"Did you hear that? That was..."
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"Excuse me. Hi."
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"Ah!"
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"Jerusha is making embroidery of your face on a rabbit's body."
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"Means so much to me."
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"or irresponsible? Or stupid?"
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"Cheyenne, do you still wanna do this?"
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"Oh..."
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"Yes. Definitely."
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"You just, you know, try and stop me."
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"If it were up to me, I would just say,"
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"Yeah. Bo sucks."
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"Oh, she's fine. She does this every day."
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"Nothing."
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"Relax, we're legit."
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"so we just wanted to see what that was like."
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"- I don't understand. - It's total chaos."
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"Everyday there is like Black Friday."
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"Everyone there is exhausted all the time."
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"Ah, she's at the zoo. She's good."
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"It's like, I wanna be sex-positive, but, like,"
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"But I also understand your point that"
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"Oh, I've never done that before."
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"- Hold on a sec. - Okay, okay, okay."
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"- Okay, okay. - Be gentle."
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"Whoops."
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"collectively as a nation at the time,"
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"but things just really felt like they could be solved."
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"- I can't let you buy these. - What? Why?"
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"It's been recalled, sorry."
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"All right, now it's buzzing at me like it's mad at me."
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"My wife needs this. I promised her I'd get it."
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"Perhaps we've lost some innocence."
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"has soured."
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"Here, let me help you with that."
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"Whoo! Not today, bro."
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"so I gotta get back in there, okay?"
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"Wait, no, no, no, wait, no. That wasn't the emergency."
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"I'd like that."
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"I'm torn."
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"On the other hand, what would?"
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"Yes, good work."
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"and people do not like what they're hearing."
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"Can't. It's a floor model. No returns."
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"May God have mercy on us all."
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"♪ Feelin' hot, hot, hot ♪"
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"♪"
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"with all your free time for the next nine months."
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"I'm really happy about it."
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"How do you get money stains off your hands?"
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"Wait, no, that's piss."
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"Where we at?"
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"- Alright! - You tiny little fool."
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"Oh, actually, we didn't make Quad-A."
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"I was so close to having a baby."
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"I mean, if you were interested"
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"You know, I've always wanted"
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"to have a family of my own someday,"
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"A few last bits of housekeeping."
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"We switched the isle six endcaps,"
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"so don't be alarmed."
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"The softball team will once again"
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"not be happening and..."
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"Lastly, ah..."
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"We found out that Jerusha has an abnormally shaped uterus"
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"which will prevent her from getting pregnant."
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"So if any of you know any women"
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"who might like to carry our baby, you know, let me know."
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"Any questions about softball?"
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"Thank you for that warm reception."
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"True. Today's not about me, though."
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"It's about something big."
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"Bigger than all of us."
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"Is it your forehead?"
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"No. Hi, Mateo."
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"Um, sales are up this quarter."
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"We are within $80,000 of reclassification."
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"If we can make that by the end of the day,"
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