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Clips from New Girl - Models (S02E02)

"Cece?"
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"Hey, Nadia. Sorry."
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"This Wilmer Valderrama."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Um, Nadia, that's not..."
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"I mean, or what I thought he would look like in person."
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"[MOUTHING]: Thank you."
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"Nice to meet you. Big fan. Where's Cece?"
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"She drink too much. She puke, puke, puke."
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"She puke, cry, puke, cry. She so weak."
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"You put on pajama, Wilmer Valderrama. Top only."
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"Then you make me salad, bitch."
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"Let's get you into bed, okay?"
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"I don't think we're doing any modeling today."
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"No, I have to go, Jess. I have to go, it's my job, all right?"
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"You know what, Cece? I'm just so sorry about last night."
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"I know that you're..."
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"[CECE GAGS THEN SIGHS]"
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"I know you're an intelligent person and sometimes I just..."
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"[CECE GASPS]"
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"I just get mixed up, you know? And I think that you're like me..."
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"Don't worry! I'm here!"
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"Tell me where to stand and what we're selling. I'll give it everything I got."
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"I'm calling your agency. This is totally unprofessional."
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"Don't call my agency. Just tell me where to stand."
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"- On the spinning platform. - Yeah, I can't do that."
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"Okay."
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"Please, no. Seriously, don't. I can't lose this job. Don't call the agency, okay?"
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"I'm actually a model too. Mostly in Japan."
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"They call me "Giggle Bangs Rice Ball.""
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"I know you're lying and I just don't care. Get over to hair and makeup. Now!"
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"[GAGS]"
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"These things are heavy. It's like chainmail on my eyes."
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"Highlight the car features as Gary describes them."
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"For the EcoBoost engine, give me something mischievous."
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"- Mischievous. DIRECTOR: Show me mischievous."
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"- And at the end just say, "Ford. Go further." - Do I have to wear those?"
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"Hey, everybody! My name's Gary..."
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"...and I wanna introduce you to the all new 2013 Ford Fusion!"
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"Say hello to my good friend Jessica."
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"[HALL & OATES'S "YOU MAKE MY DREAMS" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]"
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"The all new Fusion has been totally redesigned inside and out."
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"Three year bumper to bumper warranty."
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"Five year powertrain. Available active park."
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"Available lane keeping system. Standard voice activated SYNC."
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"Your co-workers will be jealous."
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"From power plants that enhance efficiency."
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"...provides enough power to operate in all-electric mode for short commutes."
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"Very smart."
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"The Ford Fusion is designed to be environmentally conscious."
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"Fusion Hybrid and the Fusion Energy are each powered by a combination..."
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"...of high-voltage electric motor..."
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"...that utilizes recycled material."
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"[CROWD GASPS]"
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"The Fusion is available with an EcoBoost engine..."
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"...a hybrid and a plug-in hybrid."
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"The SE Hybrid is available with eco-friendly cloth seating."
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"No matter what color your seats, ha, they'll be green."
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"Smoother rides. More fuel efficiency."
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"The hybrid gets 47 miles to the gallon, so you'll be filling your tank less. When you do..."
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"Gary, I can't get out. It's your old pal, Jessica."
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"It's not that difficult to get out."
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"There's also the available Auto Start-Stop..."
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"[HORN HONKS]"
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"- Use the handle. - What's happening?"
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"Further, go further!"
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"[DOOR OPENS]"
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"Ahem. Hey."
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"Uh, Schmidt. I got you something."
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"They didn't have a Jewish Star at the store."
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"So I got you a regular cookie and made the star myself by breaking off the pieces."
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"It's meant to celebrate your Jewish heritage."
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"- What is this? - It's a Jewish star."
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"- Okay, Schmidt, just... - This is so terrible."
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"You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie."
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"You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie."
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"Gave me cookie, got you cookie."
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"You gave me cookie, I got you cookie, man."
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"You gave me cookie, got you cookie. We're even. We're even, Schmidt."
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"What do you want from me? What do you want, Schmidt?"
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"I've been racking my brain all day."
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"I walked around the grocery store, man, for 45 minutes."
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"I didn't know what to get you."
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"I was thinking I was gonna get you ramen, like we used to eat."
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"But you probably eat fancy ramen now, with like figs in it. I don't know, man!"
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"You love me too much, Schmidt."
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"And you picked the wrong guy."
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"And when are you gonna get that through that giant head of yours?"
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"I'm just gonna let you down."
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"- Are you crying? - I'm not crying. No."
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"- Yeah. You are crying. - Oh, my God."
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"I'm not crying. Just drop it. I just felt like I did something nice."
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"- Yes, you are and that's okay. - Don't say that."
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"Ahem, you know what I mean?"
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"- Let it rain, man. - I got you the cookie. It's the best I can do."
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"What about the turtle?"
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"You're the only turtle I want. You're the turtle, man."
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"I knew I was the turtle."
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"Yeah, man, you're the turtle! You're the turtle!"
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"[NICK LAUGHING]"
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"You guys are the best, man. I love you guys."
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"I'm sorry. Sorry, man."
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"[GROANS]"
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"- I'm gonna stay right here. - I'm gonna check some things out."
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"WINSTON: This is a good sandwich. NICK: See you, guys."
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"This needed to happen."
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"Wow, they gave you the huge lashes. Those are the magnums."
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"I actually like them. I think I'm just gonna keep them on."
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"- You're afraid to take the glue off. - I'm terrified."
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"I'm really sorry about what I said last night because this is hard."
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"It is just pointing at stuff, but it's... It's hard. Why is it so hard?"
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"You make it look a lot harder."
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"No. You're brave. You've always been braver than me."
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"Okay, what did you do to me last night? Can you sprain someone's chest?"
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"CHER [ON TV]: Dionne asking Tai for sex advice..."
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"- I'm so full. - This really is your best cake ever."
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"- Do you think so? - We all think so."
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"Hey, that's gross! Get a fork, man."
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"I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms."
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