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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Year of Birthdays (S10E10)

"She's a beautiful woman in a bikini.""
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"She said, "Oh, I'm talkin' about Jay's scalp.""
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"Jay is so not Latin"
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"that every time that he dances,"
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"people point him to the bathroom."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"He has no rhythm. That's what I mean."
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"But seriously, I love the whites."
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"No, but seriously, Jay is quite the environmentalist."
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"Just this last year, he recycled a gift of mine --"
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"a wonderful book about wine."
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"[ Laughs, whimpers ]"
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"[ Clears throat ]"
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"I-I don't want to say my father is old,"
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"but he remembers panicking at Y-1-K."
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"My dad is old."
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"He's so old that when he started using it,"
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"it was called Preparation G."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"This is terrible!"
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"I don't know why any ofyou people think this is funny!"
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"You may think these are jokes,but it's way too real."
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"We need to respect Grandpainstead of cutting him down."
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"Do you really want theseto be the last words he hears?"
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"Well, now I feel like hell."
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"And that'show you roast! Bam!"
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"[ Laughter and applause ]"
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"about their birthdays."
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"So this year, I asked for nothing."
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"No party, no fuss."
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"Just a quiet night by myself,"
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"with my thoughts, all alone."
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"[ Crickets chirping ]"
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"Okay."
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"Just as I had hoped,Mitchell is miserable."
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"He saidhe didn't want a party,"
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"but it's like when you write"No gifts" on an invitation"
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"but you secretly want everyoneto bring something"
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"big and expensive, Jotham."
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"I made a heartfelt toast at your party."
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"Yes, and those 12 wordswere just as generous"
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"as the actual physical giftseveryone else brought."
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"Okay,I'm gonna go in."
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"When you hear me say"Mitchell, you're not alone,""
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"that's when you come inand you yell "Surprise.""
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"We know what to say."
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"Mm. Do you? [ Chuckles ]"
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"Hey!"
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"How you doing? Okay?Yeah."
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"Now do you see what it's liketo spend your birthday alone?"
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"[ Sighs ] I do. And it's..."
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"Yeah. ...amazing."
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"What? Cam, thank you. Thank you."
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"For once, you heard me and gave me exactly what I wanted"
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"Honey, this is the best birthday present ever."
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"It is? Yes!"
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"Oh, and you've -- you've got to be relieved, too."
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"I mean, every time we hang out with our friends,"
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"they leave and you spend the rest of the night"
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"complaining about how every single one of them annoys you."
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"I don't knowwhat you're talking about!"
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"Oh, please. Jotham's cheap. L'Michael has bad breath."
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"That doesn't sound like me!"
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"Antonio's weave is falling apart."
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"Vincent's a sloppy drunk."
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"Oh, oh, Jeffrey won't stop telling"
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"his one Bernadette Peters story."
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"You're the sloppy drunk!"
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"Surprise!"
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"Here's a thing I realized --"
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"you can't get older if you never have birthdays."
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"♪ Happy birth--"
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"What'd I tell you?"
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"I thoughtthis would be the year."
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"I told my family I just wanted my birthday"
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"to be me and Dylan this year because at the time,"
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"and I knew they'd get all suspicious"
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"about why I wasn't drinking."
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"What was I going to say?"
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""I can't drink because I have work in the morning"?"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Here. I got you a present."
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"Ooh! Thank you!"
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"[ Gasps ]"
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"Get out!"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"They're adorable."
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"[ Crying ]Our baby's gonna be so hot."
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"Personally, I think it's weird"
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"that there are shoes for someone who can't walk."
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"But you know what, Haley?"
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"I love that we're pregnannnt --"
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"Hello! Hi!"
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"At the restaurant? We got a --"
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"We got a Groupon, but we -- Us too."
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"Yeah, we j-- we just saw that you were over here."
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"Wanted to say happy birthday.Happy birthday."
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"Didn't mean to overhear."
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"You didn't overhear anything."
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"We were talking about a TV show."
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"Oh, well, then, what's -- what's up"
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"with these little baby shoes, then?"
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"These are --These are not baby shoes."
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"Oh. No, they're, um..."
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"We are starting a business"
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"for people who cannot affordfull-size designer wear."
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"Oh. Well, as much as that does sound like you, I -- Mm."
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"I'm pregnant.[ Gasping ] Oh, my God."
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"Is it? We think so."
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"But we have nottold my parents yet,"
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"so please don't say anything."
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"Oh, honey, Icould keep your secret forever,"
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"but just so you know, he can't."
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"Yeah, you got maybe three, four days tops."
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"[ Laughs nervously ]What? Yeah."
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"Oh. Okay. Well, these werefrom us, but..."
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"Yeah, she can't have it.She's pregnant."
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"Okay, there you go. See?"
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