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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S02E02)

"Kids, the key to a good relationship is communication."
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"my sister."
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"You see, by the time you've hit your late 20s,"
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"You took one two seconds before you walked in here."
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"to be in this play, and it's gonna be really good."
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"hire some movers and repeat after me:"
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"Friends don't let friends come see their crappy play."
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"So, in other words, some girl you went out with."
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"I'm don't think Ted was dating her for her face."
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"and the only way I can deal with it"
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"Not three dollars! Try 14."
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"after you break up with someone, what do you do with the stuff?"
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"Which is obviously crazy and obviously, I'm not gonna do it."
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"They were insanely comfortable!"
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"We even gave you an appeal and they didn't look any better with combat boots."
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"I remember when I was broke, just out of college,"
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"And when I see that throw pillow, I don't think of Lauren Stein."
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"How many has he made you?"
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"He calls you "sweetie pie"?"
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"I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours."
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"Order! Order!"
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"All right, Barney."
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"- I side with Robin. - What?"
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"Just stop, sweetie."
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"I packed up everything I had gotten from ex-girlfriends."
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"Barney!"
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"What? It was terrible."
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"You know if you did a play, I would sit through the whole thing"
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"Can you believe Barney said that about Lily's play?"
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"Nope."
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"when I'm really tired."
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"So I had to get rid of everything from my past relationships"
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"Go get your ball."
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"Just admit it. It was a little hypocritical of you"
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"She's not getting rid of the dogs."
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"Dude, I gotta pee."
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""They"? What do you mean by "they"?"
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"Moist."
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"Inside."
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"No."
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"I love winning!"
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"Hey."
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"Where've you been? I called you earlier."
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"and you start to get woozy and lose track of what you're fighting about."
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"Pages of the calendar blew off. It was crazy."
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"But, ultimately, and I couldn't tell you how for the life of me,"
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"My software's been hacked"
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"- You need to talk. - How about Mimi's?"
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"Nah, I don't really feel like Mimi's."
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"Well, I'm hungry. Let's just pick a place and go."
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"You love that place-- remember what a great time we had"
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"the last time we were there?"
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"- We did? - Yeah, yeah."
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"We had that crazy waiter who kept going, "You two should get married!"
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"It's also important to know when to stop talking."
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"Come on. Then we stepped outside. It was raining."
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"How can you not remember this?"
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"Because it wasn't me."
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"Oh, right!"
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"It was..."
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"you've dated a few people,"
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"but when you're in a relationship, it's common courtesy to pretend"
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"that you haven't."
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"Oh, my God, Van Helsing is on."
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"Remember when we went to see it?"
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"That's right. I saw it with my sister."
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"My boss just got back from Maui."
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"He said it was really romantic."
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"Oh, it's so romantic."
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"- I... went... with my sister. - With my sister."
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"Why do you always say that?"
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"Look, we're not 16. We've both dated other people."
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"It's silly to try to act like we didn't."
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"You're right."
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"We should just be honest."
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"Totally."
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"See that girl over there?"
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"Three years ago, I totally made out with her."
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"I don't want to hear that."
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"- Remember honesty...? - You're a jerk!"
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"Well, you're..."
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"confusing."
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"Okay, so you have to have sex with one."
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"Either classic mermaid; bottom half fish, top half human,"
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"or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human."
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"Go!"
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"I don't know. Is she fat?"
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"Yeah, but it's a fish, so it's the good kind of fat."
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"I-I don't take flyers."
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"That's different. It was for a strip club."
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"How much is your flyer going to save me on wings?"
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"Fine. It's a flyer from my play."
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"Oh, Lily, I'd love to, but we're not in college"
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"and I'm not trying to sleep with you."
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"- So anyway, this mermaid... - Hey, Lily's friend asked her"
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"Lily, I love you, but we're too old for this."
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"Asking someone to come see your play"
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"is like asking someone for a ride to the airport"
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"or to crash on your couch or to help you move."
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"Call a cab, book a room,"
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"Okay, first of all, I've thought about it and top half fish."
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"Second of all, we need you guys to decide something for us."
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"Yes, you should break up."
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"So, earlier tonight..."
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"Mm, we should get down to the bar."
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"I know we should,"
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"but you just look so sexy in my red sweatshirt."
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"We're getting to it."
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"Damn, my face is so dry. Is there any moisturizer around here?"
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"Yeah, there's some in the bathroom."
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"Got to moisturize!"
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"Got to keep that pretty face moist."
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"- What's wrong with her? - She hates that word."
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"- What word, "moist"? - No! Seriously, stop!"
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"So, anyway, Ted goes into the bathroom to get the moist..."
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"face lotion..."
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"Wow, this is great stuff."
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"Now I know the secret to your great complexion."
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"What are you talking about? It's yours."
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"No, it's not."
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