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Clips from American Dad! - Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (S07E07)

"So, Dad, the reason I brought you here is-is to let you know,"
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"Ah, you mean like getting rid of that dumb bear?"
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"How are we this evening?"
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"Are you a father, Nate?"
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"Because in some ways, I'm two fathers."
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"and then Pappa Wheelie and his son Wheels."
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"So... do you like music?"
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"Why did you answer my ad online"
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"if you were just gonna ignore me?"
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"You knew what this was."
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"Nice job."
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"Listen, Dad, about the agency..."
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"Plus I get to spend time with you."
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"What could be better?"
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"Um, well..."
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"Yes? You're..."
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"I'm ready!"
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"um, our... our-our head key researcher."
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"But you gotta... you gotta do it"
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"Like... like, don't even tell The Legman."
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"Now, I need you to go to the library every day."
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"Okay, I can do this."
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"You know how Moonstruck is your favorite Cher movie?"
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"Uh, yes, I think I know my favorite Cher movie."
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"Want to reenact the "snap out of it" scene before you go?"
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"Sure. Can you read me in?"
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"Snap out of it!"
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"Good for him, huh?"
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Ugh. Terrible date last night."
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"I only made her "O" like 100 times."
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"You know..."
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"you know what I'm saying, right, Bonks?"
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"Yep. He's a-gone."
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"Steve, it's Mom. Have you seen your father?"
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"Wheels, have you seen Pappa Wheelie?"
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"He didn't come home last night."
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"Let me get back to you."
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"Teddy, can you... Oh, never mind."
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"You're waiting for that fax confirmation."
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"A severed finger."
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""If you want him back alive,"
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"3:00 at the abandoned bank on Norton Street.""
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"Oh, my God!"
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"and have a serious talk about what we're going to do."
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"But why would anyone do this to Pappa Wheelie?"
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"He wasn't even working for us anymore."
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"I..."
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"- I didn't fire him. - What?!"
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"Oh, this is all my fault."
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"to the library and nabbed him."
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"It's Legman!"
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"And we are taking care of this ourselves."
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"They want the key, right?"
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"But who's to say that once we give it to them,"
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"I... I don't... I don't know, Roger."
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"I'm scared."
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"Anyone can crack this case, he can."
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"Yeah. I Keyser Soze'd you"
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"off the top of that file cabinet."
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"Oh, great. You guys again."
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"Okay, I'll tell you,"
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"You'll have to buy something."
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"I got this. You have a scanner?"
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"And I'll also take this off-season Santa pen."
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"The key opens a locker at the train station."
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"Because it's printed on the key."
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"And below that, this is just a hotline number"
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"should you have any general questions about the key."
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"'Cause I don't. We're in E-4."
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"Hey, there are the lockers."
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"We are up against a deadline, people,"
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"and not one of you has submitted a photo"
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"that's close to cute enough for Cute Pet Pics."
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"My peepaw did not start"
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"an underground cute newspaper in 1943"
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"to have it all go to hell 'cause you morons"
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"can't tell your elbow from a kitten in a bunny suit!"
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"I'm sorry, Peepaw."
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"I think we're going to have to shut her down."
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"Um, sir, I do have"
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"I... I never know what's going on here."
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"and with permission, we'd like to publish it on the site."
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"Oh, my God, yes! Yes! Yes!"
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"Francine, Hayley, get in here, bitches!"
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"Time to see some cute..."
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"What the...?!"
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"That's not a hippo's butt."
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"That's Roger's fat alien ass."
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"I'd know it anywhere."
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"Many times I've woken up to that ass hanging over mein bowl."
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"Yeah, Dick Vermeil."
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"I won a ring with the Rams."
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"Flipped it on you, bitch."
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"I flipped it on them."
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"and they will know how bad I nailed them."
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"This is the spot. Now, where's Stan?"
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"There's a note in the pneumatic tube."
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""Send in the key, and Pappa Wheelie is yours."
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"We are watching.""
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"Whoa, that sucks really good."
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"You think anyone's ever... done stuff with it?"
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"Do we have time for me to do stuff with it?"
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"will you help me?"
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"Oh, wait. There he is."
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"Dad! We're coming for you!"
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"How do we get in there? I have an idea."
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"Quick, grab my disguise kit out of the trunk."
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"Dad, what happened?"
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"It's Bonkers."
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"I know, this whole thing is just bananas."
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"No, it's Bonkers... Teddy Bonkers."
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"He gave me the wrong coffee order for Roger."
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"He encouraged my smart-mouth persona,"
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"knowing full well it would bomb."
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"Bonkers wanted me fired, and when that didn't happen,"
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"he wanted me dead."
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"What?"
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"Bonkers was jealous that you came in"
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"as a junior detective"
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