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Clips from American Dad! - Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key (S07E07)

"Oh, look at that bunny in the loafer!"
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"You are, aren't you?"
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"Oh! That turtle has a hamster on his back."
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"Ugly. Ugly."
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"The walls of my anus are cuter than that panda."
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"Take my picture."
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"I can get on this site."
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"Hey, so, what's going on in here?"
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"Not much."
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"How's your big three-day weekend going?"
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"Good. Good. Exciting."
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"Exc... Too exciting. Had to take a break."
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"Not a young man."
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"So, you guys, you guys are doing something with Klaus, huh?"
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"We're gonna take pictures of him to submit to Cute Pet Pics."
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"Want to help?"
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"Guess I'll go try on hats in the garage."
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"Extry, extry, read all about it."
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"My grandfather always claimed"
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"I would inherit a secret fortune."
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"But when he died, all he left me"
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"I don't have any money to pay you, but if you find out"
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"what this key opens, you can have half of whatever's inside."
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"Wow, that sounds like a fun journey."
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"Here's your chance to give some bad news."
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"Listen, you look like a nice kid and all,"
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"but we're not gonna be able to..."
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"... take our eyes off your sweater."
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"Is it soft?"
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"Fine, we'll take the case."
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"You're lucky you said a word with "leg" in it."
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"That's how I got this Foghorn Leghorn key chain"
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"Teddy Bonkers will validate your parking."
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"I just hate making people sad."
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"You're a pushover, but I don't have time to discuss it,"
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"It's called giving a place a second chance,"
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"and it burns like hell."
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"So this, uh, detective stuff looks fun."
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"Can I play?"
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"Um, maybe, Dad,"
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"but I'm not sure you understand what we do here."
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"No, no, I get it."
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"you're in a wheelchair, Roger can walk... w-what's not to get?"
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"Good. And I'll run to the store and get some lemons."
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"So we'll both... be... doing something."
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"♪ B-B-B-Brawny."
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"Light's not getting any greener!"
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"What up, Wheels?"
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"Ooh, hold on, hottie in the next lane."
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"Well, my Dad asked me if he could join the agency, so..."
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"Listen, Wheels, for once in your life,"
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"he can't join the agency."
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"Oh, yeah, forgot it was Sean's birthday party at Bar Fudge."
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"I'm kidding."
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"W-We'll try to give you a nice easy morning."
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"What is this?"
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"Um, Legman,"
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"I'm so happy you guys let me in."
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"♪"
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"I was having a terrible day at work."
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"Let's just keep dancing."
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"Wheels, may I speak with you?"
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"Pappa Wheelie, why don't you go fill out your HR forms."
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"Th-The teddy bear?"
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"Teddy bear?!"
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"His name is Theodore Bonkers."
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"He's not the smartest guy,"
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"And I've met Ed Burns."
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"He was so excited, I couldn't let him down."
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"Uh, it-it says, "list previous work experience"
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"or draw a picture of a cowboy.""
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"I can't draw a cowboy; is a pirate acceptable?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, I tried this thing in every lock"
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"The grandfather may have left a clue in this piano."
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"Why's that, Legman?"
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"'Cause it's out of key."
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"A clue would have been grand."
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"In the sand!"
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"You made me stop laughing."
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"What is this?!"
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"It's coffee."
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"I only drink flaming Grand Marnier!"
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"I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't know."
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"Bonkers said to bring coffee."
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"Pappa Wheelie doesn't have a backstory."
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"All right, all you have is a prop."
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"were you raised by a Russian circus bear?"
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"You don't know!"
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"and saw a unicycle, you stupid hack."
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"I don't know about you, but this case has put me"
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"'Cause cocaine comes in keys, right?"
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"Cocaine is not a joking matter."
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"and we'll get you on that pet pics Web site, no sweat."
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"Ooh! It's going to be so cute."
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"and I am drinking my signature drink."
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"a monthly bill for a P.O. box at this location, see."
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"But I know what it does unlock."
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"when ugly people run mailbox stores?"
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"- What? - Pappa Wheelie, the smart-mouthed"
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"junior associate to Wheels and The Legman."
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"I get away with saying things that other people can't."
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"Seriously, dude, your face is a mess."
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"Can't, it's my character."
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"My looks are a sensitive subject for me!"
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"Get out, all of you!"
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"W-Wait... tell us what the key is for."
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"I work at a store called Mailboxes,"
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"not at a store called "I help people who hurt me.""
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"That store is down the block."
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"It is amazing."
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"I wanted to work there, but they told me I was too ugly."
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"You said to get a backstory and I got one."
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"He's suck."
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"He's suck incarnate."
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"Fire him!"
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"B-But he loves it here."
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"You brought him in, you get him out."
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"So we agree, if a waiter drops something,"
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"Um, sure, okay."
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