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Clips from Friends - The One with the Race Car Bed (S03E03)

"Does Monica still turn the lights on in her bedroom?"
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"- Ahem. Yeah. - I am so dead."
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"All right, look, here's the bottom line, Ross."
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"Honey, I have tried to make nice. It doesn't work."
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"Okay. Look, I realize my father is difficult..."
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"...but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here."
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"Look, sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man."
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"I could be a big, huge, giant man and it still wouldn't make a difference."
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"Except that I could pick your father up and say, "Like me. Like me, tiny doctor.""
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"Okay, well, can't you just try it one more time, Ross? For me? For me?"
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"Rachel, one brunch is not gonna solve anything."
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"You've gotta face it. We're never gonna get along."
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"Okay, well, you are just going to have to."
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"Okay? I've already got a mother and father who cannot stay in the same room."
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"I don't want to have a separate room for you too."
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"I'll get the bagels."
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"What's this?"
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"Isn't it cool? Vroom. Vroom."
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"This is not the bed I ordered."
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"I know. You must have won, like, a contest or something."
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"[MIMICKING RACING CAR]"
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"Why is this car in my bedroom?"
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"I'm sorry, okay. I wasn't looking..."
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"...and the store said that they won't take it back because you signed for it."
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"- When did I sign for it? - When I was you."
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"You know what? It's all Joey's fault because he left his nose open."
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"Did you make brownies today?"
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"CHANDLER: Knock, knock."
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"Quick. Take off your dress. He won't notice the bed."
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"Hey, I'm going for sushi. Does anybody want, uh...?"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Whoa. Somebody missed the off-ramp."
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"It's a race car."
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"So? This has always been Monica's bed. What, you're just noticing now?"
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"How self-involved are you?"
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"Okay, well, if this bed isn't new..."
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"...then how come there's plastic on the mattress?"
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"Sometimes I have bad dreams."
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"[SOBBING] Look..."
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"It's not gonna be me."
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"Not me."
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"Wow."
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"- Tweezers? - No."
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"Oh, wow."
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"- That was really good. - Thanks."
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"Any suggestions?"
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"Hmm, I..."
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"You told him to play the boxer gay?"
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"Well, I might have said "super-gay.""
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"You totally screwed him over."
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"Joey, you're this guy's teacher. I mean, how could you do this?"
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"Because, Monica, the guy's so good."
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"And I really, really want this part."
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"Well, if you really, really want it, then it's okay."
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"- Hi, Daddy. - Baby."
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"- Ross? - Dr. Green, how are you?"
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"Thanks for dinner last night."
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"Thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson."
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"Nice hair. What did you do, swim here?"
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"Okay, that's it. I can't take it anymore."
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"What, what? He's interested in you."
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"- He just wants to know how you got here. - Oh, please."
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"- Sweetie, it's hopeless. I'm just gonna go. - What? Ross."
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"- I'm sorry. It's just... GREEN: Ross?"
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"What's with the neck?"
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"He's got this thing and I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor."
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"You still going to that chiropractor?"
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"That man couldn't get into med school in lxtapa."
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"Yeah, thank you. That's what I keep saying."
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"Excuse me, ahem, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor."
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"Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby?"
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"- Well, that's his last name. - And his first name."
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"He's Bobby Bobby?"
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"Ahem. It's Robert Bobby."
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"Oh."
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"And, um, excuse me. He helps me."
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"- Oh. Please. Ask her how? - What do you need help for?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Yeah. Argue with that."
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"What? It's true. My right leg is two inches shorter."
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"Come on, you're just tilting."
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"- Her legs are fine. - I know that."
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"- So why do you let her go to a chiropractor? - I'm sorry, "Let her"?"
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"What can I do? She doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either."
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"Wait a minute. You don't have renter's insurance?"
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"- I'd love some juice. - Okay."
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"Well, this is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?"
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"Yeah, honey. I was standing right there."
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"Why don't you tell him about the mole I haven't gotten checked?"
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"Excellent."
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"There will come a time in each of your careers..."
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"...when you'll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor."
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"I had such an opportunity in the recent present."
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"...homosexually."
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"Yeah."
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"We both auditioned for the part and, uh..."
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"...as it turned out..."
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"They liked the stupid gay thing and cast him."
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"And now..."
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"...he's got a two-year contract..."
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"...opposite Susan Lucci..."
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"...the first lady of daytime television."
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"And me?"
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"Me, I'm stuck here teaching a bunch of people..."
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"[SOBBING]... most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"Thank you."
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"- Uh, may I help you? - Yes, hi."
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"I'm the lady who got stuck with the race-car bed."
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"Look, it's like I told you. There's nothing I can do."
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"Nobody sees the king."
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"Okay. I'm talking to the king."
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"Hey, you can't go back there."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hey, watch it, lady."
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"[MIMICKING RACE CAR]"
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"[HONKING HORN]"
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"All right, I'll leave."
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"My bed's so boring."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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